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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Deathdream (1972)

... aka: Dead of Night
... aka: Night Andy Came Home, The
... aka: Night Walk
... aka: Veteran, The
... aka: Whispers

Directed by:
Bob Clark

Upon hearing the tragic news that her beloved son Andy has just been killed while serving in the Vietnam War, grieving mother Christine (Lynn Carlin) wishes for his safe return, anyway. As the old adage says "You better be careful what you wish for" just as one obscenely popular writer who shall remain nameless once intoned, "Sometimes dead is better." In this particular case, dead is definitely better. Andy (Richard Backus) does indeed return home, but the family's joy is short-lived upon the slow realization that their once kind, outgoing and upstanding young son has transformed into another beast entirely. Sure he may look the same (well... sometimes), but he's suddenly quiet, withdrawn, emotionless... and downright creepy. Andy spends his days and nights sitting in his room slowly rocking back and forth in a rocking chair and has a devilish grimace plastered on his face for no good reason. Andy's father Charles (John Marley), who has something of a drinking problem, gets fed up and frustrated in no short time, but Christine demands patience from the entire family. After all, who knows what kind of terrible things he witnessed in the war. Christine thinks with a little time and  understanding that Andy will eventually snap out of it. Little does she or anyone else realize, but Andy has somehow turned into a remorseless vampire-like fiend who needs fresh human blood to sustain himself. Without it, he rapidly starts to age and will die.

Though never really blatantly discussed, the anti-war sentiment rings loud and clear in this clever little film, which uses post traumatic stress as a metaphoric means to fuel its horror. After all, many soldiers who serve and are exposed to the misery, inhumanity and death of war clearly don't return home the same person. Just in Andy's case, he doesn't really return as the same species. No explanation is ever even given for Andy's return, what Andy has become or how Andy became that way, and none is really necessary. The film doesn't shy away from including the entire family in on the suffering either, as families are often left with the task of healing their physically and / or psychologically crippled children / siblings who return from overseas having seen too much. Even supporting characters - such as Andy's sister Cathy (Anya Ormsby), who is clearly not favored by the mother despite being a sweet girl - and Andy's former girlfriend Joanne (Jane Daly), who is still in love with him after all his time away, drive home the point that the atrocities of war affect many, many lives on the home front. This material certainly could have been taken a step or two further than what it actually is, but nonetheless it gets the job done as both a horror film and an indictment on the horrific fallout of war.

Originally titled Dead of Night and also known as The Night Andy Came Home and by several other titles, Deathdream may not have enough action for some tastes and, despite boasting early makeup effects from Tom Savini (who was assisted by screenwriter Alan Ormsby), the film is fairly restrained when it comes to gore. There are certainly a few bloody sequences though, including Andy stabbing a psychiatrist (Henderson Forsythe) to death with a syringe and feasting on his blood. The design of the more monstrous Andy is highly effective and there are several genuinely disturbing moments, including a scene where Andy strangles the family dog to death in front of a bunch of neighborhood children. The performances are mostly solid, with particularly impressive contributions from Carlin and, most especially, Backus in a very difficult-to-play part. It was filmed in 1972 but not released until two years later.

This same team of filmmakers (director Clark, writer Ormsby) plus several of the actresses, had previously teamed up for the bizarre zombie film CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS (1972). Ormsby and Jeff Gillen (who appears here as a bartender) would make the terrific DERANGED (1973), based on real life killer and necrophile Ed Gein, the following year. Clark graduated to the much-loved trend-setting proto slasher BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974). Every single one of these films is worthwhile.

★★★

Death Row Diner (1988)

Directed by:
B. Dennis Wood

1940s movie mogul Otis Wilcox (John Content) is fried in the electric chair for a crime he didn't commit... and worse yet, on an empty stomach! Many years later, a group of people show up in the same exact prison to shoot a horror movie and are plagued by the inconvenient disappearances of both cast and crew. Yup, Otis has returned from the grave as a cannibal zombie and seeks revenge against the filmmakers for turning his once prosperous movie studio into a B-grade sleaze factory. If you think this sounds sort of like Destroyer (1987) or a dozen or so other electric chair/prison horror flicks, you're exactly right. Only this one is shot-on-video, has no nudity, mediocre-at-best acting, phony gore effects (like a guy whose eyeballs pop out after a thud to the back of the head with a ping pong paddle), an annoying Elvis-impersonating caterer and plugs for Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers and Fangoria magazine. Whatever fun there is to be had is limited to watching B grade stalwarts Jay Richardson and Michelle Bauer (playing a slimy movie director and his actress wife, who happen to hate each other's guts) gamely ad-libbing their way through the proceedings.

Scraped from the bottom of the Camp Motion Pictures barrel (then again, about 80 percent of their releases were awful), but it gives hope to all amateur filmmakers out there. If this thing can get a video release then anything can! The cast includes Tom Shell (Surf Nazis Must Die) as an actor and no less than four actors who'd just appeared in ZOMBIE DEATH HOUSE (1987) - Salvatore Richichi (who co-wrote, executive produced and was the stunt coordinator), Frank Sarcinello, Jr., Dana Lis Mason and Dennis T. Mooney - another horror with a prison setting.

★

Death Nurse (1987)

Directed by:
Nick Millard

You've seen her as an obese murderess who goes nutzoid when people threaten to take her precious food away in the campy, Z-grade minor cult effort CRIMINALLY INSANE (1973) as well as its belated camcorder follow-up CRAZY FAT ETHEL 2 (1987), and now you can see "Queen of Camp" Priscilla Alden at it again playing an almost identical role. The three films are so similar, they should have just called this one Criminally Insane 3... or better yet, Crazy Fat Edith. Like Crazy Fat 2, the film is shot with a consumer-grade camcorder, runs barely an hour, has some of the absolute worst amateur acting you'll ever see, is full of lame attempts at tasteless comedy (including plenty of groaner one-liners) and opens with an inserted title card and then just recycles the opening credits from the very first film, nevermind the fact they're mostly erroneous. Like its predecesor, it also pads out much of the time by reusing clips from numerous other Millard films (passing them off as Edith's nightmares); including the aforementioned Criminally Insane and SATAN'S BLACK WEDDING (1974). It truly doesn't get much worse than this, folks.



Alden portrays a portly, hard-drinking and amazingly grumpy nurse named Edith Mortley who, along with her equally disturbed doctor brother Gordon (Albert Eskinazi), run the Shady Palms Clinic out of their home. They take in patients with different medical problems, murder them, bury them in their backyard and then fraudulently bill Medicare for their services. After killing a guy on the operating table, tuberculosis patient John Davis (played by director "Nick Phillips" aka Nick Millard) is admitted and Edith immediately murders him by putting a pillow over his head and then laying on top of it. When elderly social worked Faith Chandler (whom may be Frances Millard, the producer and director's mother) shows up to check up on him, they dig up his body, clean it off with a water hose, put him back in his bed and then fake that he's alive by waving his hand.



There are several other patients at the facility, including Louise Kagel (Irmgard Millard, who I assume is the director's wife), an alcoholic who's secretly sleeping with Gordon and has a bad habit of getting into Edith's sherry, which really pisses her off. Another guy shows up with a heart-condition. They saw him open and plot to transplant a dog's heart (!) into him, but a cat runs off with the heart instead. When a health inspector threatens to shut them down because of Edith's flesh-eating pet rats in the basement, she stabs him to death. The social worker checks herself into the facility and Edith gives her human flesh for dinner before killing her. As the film ends, we're left hanging as Lt. Carl Bedowski shows up there looking for his missing nephew Charlie (the dead heart patient). But have no fear, the Crazy Fat saga continues on with DEATH NURSE 2.



Millard's horror-o-graphy also includes the ultra-obscure (and barely released) DOCTOR BLOODBATH (1987) and CEMETERY SISTERS (1987), both of which are were also shot-on-video, as well as later ventures into the genre such as DRACULA IN VEGAS (1999) and the Henry James adaptation (!) THE TURN OF THE SCREW (2003). His producer mom Frances switched career paths in her twilight years, becoming "the oldest living porn actress" at the ripe age of 83 in such films as 92 AND STILL BANGING (2000) and HEY, MY GRANDMA IS A WHORE 8 (2002)!

Amazingly, this glorified home movie has been issued on VHS no less than four different times, by Chop-Em-Ups Video, Incredibly Strange Filmworks, Video City Productions and Video Treasures. It has yet to pop up on DVD, though that's really something of a blessing.

★

Delusion (1980)

...aka: House Where Death Lives, The

Directed by:
Alan Beattie

Patricia Pearcy (from the memorable killer worm movie SQUIRM) stars as Meredith Stone, a woman who becomes the live-in nurse for the crippled, elderly Ivar Langrock (Joseph Cotten). When Ivar's teenage grandson Gregory (John Dukakis) shows up at the house, Meredith falls for him and they start a sexual relationship, then suddenly a series of unexplained murders occur. A dog is impaled and victims are beat to death with table legs. The acting is decent and it's generally well made, but long stretches of boredom try viewer patience and it's not as shocking as it's original title (THE HOUSE WHERE DEATH LIVES) and ad art suggested. I don't know whether or not I liked the surprise conclusion or not. It's narrated by Pearcy. The director also co-scripted and co-produced. Also in the cast are David Hayward, Leon Charles (who died shortly after this was made), Alice Nunn (FANGS), Simone Griffeth (DEATH RACE 2000), James Purcell and Shelby Leverington. The Embassy video release wasn't until 1984 and this film has yet to see the light of day on DVD.

Score: 5 out of 10

Demon Lust (1980)

...aka: Savage Encounter

Directed by:
Bernard Buys

A woman who was sexually molester as a child, and her husband, are harassed by a couple of backwoods psychos. Originally released as SAVAGE ENCOUNTER at 86 minutes, the U.S. video release from Genesis (released in 1988 under the title DEMON LUST) is missing ten minutes. Review coming soon.

★

Demonic Toys (1992)

...aka: Dangerous Toys

Directed by:
Peter Manoogian

Irritating, childish and brainless just about sum up this Full Moon release, which was filmed in 1990 but not released until 1992. Attractive Tracy Scoggins stars as a pregnant undercover policewoman who, along with the thugs (Barry Lynch and Michael Russo) who just killed her partner/ lover (Jeff Weston), a fast-food delivery guy (Bentley Mitchum, Gregory's son), a homeless girl (Ellen Weston) and a security guard, becomes trapped in a closed-down toy warehouse. Since the warehouse was built on top of a burial mound where a demon was emtombed, and one of the characters is injured, a splash of blood is all it takes to awaken a demon kid (Daniel Cerny), who wants to possess Scoggins' unborn child and also brings an assortment of toys to murderous life to kill off the rest of the cast. There's a killer jack-in-the-box, teddy bear, robot and a foul-mouthed demon baby doll ("Baby Oopsie Daisy") that spouts some of the lamest wise cracks you'll ever hear. The special effects are OK, and I guess this'll do the trick if you're in the mood for a stupid, cheesy killer toy/doll flick full of infantile humor.
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Scoggins (and the horny baby doll) returned in DOLLMAN VS. DEMONIC TOYS (1993), a direct-to-video "sequel," and there was also PUPPET MASTER VS. DEMONIC TOYS (2004), which was filmed in Bulgaria. The fourth installment (DEMONIC TOYS: PERSONAL DEMONS), which was filmed in Italy, is slated for release sometime this year. All four were produced by Charles Band.

★1/2

Deliberate Stranger, The (1986) (TV)

Directed by:
Marvin J. Chomsky

Well-done, engrossing made-for-TV biopic (originally a two-part miniseries) about real-life serial killer Ted Bundy features a cleverly-cast Mark Harmon, People Magazine's "Sexiest Man of the Year" back then, as the suave mass murderer who used his looks and clean-cut image to lure lots of women to their deaths. Based on the novel "Bundy: The Deliberate Stranger" by Richard W. Larsen; a journalist, real-life-friend and one-time-defender of Bundy's, who is played here by George Grizzard. Frederick Forrest, John Ashton, M. Emmet Walsh, Billy Green Bush all play various detective or police officers working on the case, Glynnis O'Connor is Bundy's girlfriend, Deborah Goodrich (APRIL FOOL'S DAY) as Bundy's co-worker, Terry Farrell and Starr Andreeff as victims and many other familiar faces. Bundy was only charged with a few actual murders (when he fled to Florida), but was suspected in at least 25 others and himself claimed to have killed "over 200" women. He was executed in 1989.
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It's not on DVD yet, but an unrated (which would probably get no worse than a PG-13 rating), 192-minute video was released by Warner Bros. back in the day.

Score: 7 out of 10
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