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Showing posts with label backwoods psycho. Show all posts
Showing posts with label backwoods psycho. Show all posts

Saturday, December 24, 2022

Dead Girls (1990)

Directed by:
Dennis Devine

Two days before Christmas in 1985, heavy metal loving Reno, Nevada residents Raymond Belknap and James Vance got drunk, smoked weed, went to a church playground and stuck a 12-gauge shotgun under their chins and pulled the trigger. Belknap was killed instantly while Vance only managed to blow off the bottom portion of his face. After countless hours of reconstructive surgery and endless pain, Vance passed away three years after the incident. The young men's parents then did what a lot of people in similar situations do: Tried to blame-shift the pain away. They found their boogeyman in Judas Priest's 1978 cover of Spooky Tooth's "Better by You, Better Than Me" and subsequently sued the band for killing their kids. The claims involved supposed subliminal messages (such as "do it, do it, do it") being hidden inside the song somehow brainwashing their sons into taking their own lives. The civil case went to trial, experts testified for both sides and the judge threw the lawsuit out soon after. The case had been percolating and making front page news in the American press for years before the actual trial and appears to have been something of an influence on the film we're about to watch.

A bunch of sullen, big-haired teens gather together by some candles in a dark room. They're all fans of a female "death rock" group called Deadgirls, whose dark lyrics are all about death, destruction, depression and suicide. The ringleader of the group - Brooke (Ilene B. Singer) - reminds everyone that "Life is a dog! A total bummer!" before they all whip out knives and slit their own wrists. Everyone ends up dying except for Brooke, who's now unresponsive and has somehow willed herself into a psychosomatic coma. Brooke's estranged sister, whom she hadn't even spoken to for two years prior, also happens to be Gina Verelli (Diana Karanikas), lead singer and chief lyricist of Deadgirls.


After the death of her parents in a car accident when she was just eight, Gina was raised in a small town by her hyper-religious aunt and uncle and was a church choir singer prior to being discovered by pushy talent agent Artie (Brian Burr Chin) and thrust into the band. But everything about Deadgirls is a gimmick. They make jokes about how untalented they all are and don't really mean what they sing. It simply sells. Each of the members have their own stage name, own style, own shtick and own persona. Gina, for instance, goes by "Bertha Beirut" and likes to strangle herself with an American flag while on stage. Away from her Deadgirls stuff, she's sensitive and sweet.

There's also bitchy former magician Susie Stryker aka "Cynthia Slain" (Angela Scaglione), who "eviscerates" herself during performances, the weapons-obsessed Amy aka "Nancy Napalm" (Kay Schaber Wolf), who chooses not to reveal her "past reality" and boasts about knowing "how to use over 200 different military-issued anti-personnel devices," Julliard-trained drummer Mark Grant aka "Randy Rot" (Steven Kyle) and Dana aka "Lucy Lethal" (Angela Eads), who's in charge of the make-up and is either Marky's sister or his girlfriend or perhaps both. It's complicated... so complicated I could never make sense of it myself!








Due to Gina's rapidly crumbling mental health, prompted not only by Brooke's suicide attempt but also death threats, frequent nightmares, hallucinations and premonitions and her bandmates' opposition to her wanting to change the doom-and-gloom direction of the group ("We're the Deadgirls, not The Shirelles!"), the band decide they need to take a short break to regroup and arrange a vacation at a secluded mountain cabin. Gina insists on dragging her sister, who's finally up and getting around but still a little loopy, along. Also coming are Brooke's private nurse (Deirdre West), Jeff the security liaison (Jeff Herbick) and weird female "super groupie" / stalker Karen (Mara Holland), who goes everywhere the band goes whether she's invited or not! Waiting for them when they arrive is a stuttering, voyeuristic handyman named Elmo (David Williams), who one girl describes as being "retarded or something."








Gina will be leaving behind a long list of aggrieved people, who either directly blame her for the suicide deaths or have other, more self-serving objectives. Her aunt (Carol Albright), who has recently lost control over a significant amount of inheritance now that Gina's of age, tells her "I hope you burn in hell for this!" A local reverend (Marshall Martin) whom the aunt had been forking over large amounts of cash to, views the girls as "lost sheep" and may now have to look for a new revenue stream if they aren't feeling as generous as the aunt. Brooke's pissed off boyfriend threatens, "You're gonna pay!" Now that I think about it, basically everyone else in this backwards small town would probably have a motive for revenge, though she also reconnects with supportive former boyfriend Mike (David Chatfield).

Considering all that's going on (quite frankly, too much!), it comes as no surprised when someone slaps on a disguise (rubber skull mask, trench coat, fedora) and starts laying into the group. Whoever is doing it is also patterning their killing spree after the band's songs, selecting titles like "Nail Gun Murders" and "Drown Your Sorrows" as inspiration. Though most of the death scenes are pretty tame, there's at least some variety. There's a hanging, a drowning, a stabbing, a throat slashing, a few shootings (by nail gun and pistol), a head beaten in with a tree branch, someone getting blown up, an eye gouged out with a crucifix and, in the most gruesome and bloody bit by far, fingers and a hand chopped off with an axe.







Almost a decade ago, I made a list of twenty hidden gems made in the 80s (LIST HERE) that I thought more genre fans should check out. I included Dead Girls on said list and didn't think much of it at the time, then laughed my ass off after stumbling upon the following comment referencing that list on Letterboxd:


While I think having me euthanized for having a differing opinion is a bit extreme, it did get me thinking about that list and this film's place on it. If I had to make the list all over again, right now, would I include Dead Girls? Nope. I've now seen many good obscure 80s genre films and this one would not make the cut. Do I stand by my original statement that this is a fun movie? Yep. Still do. And this revisit after so many years did nothing to alter my original assessment.

Where Dead Girls differentiates itself from other low budget U.S. hack-and-slash flicks of the era is doing a better-than-usual job setting up its premise like a whodunit, with loads of potential suspects (basically everyone!) and red herrings. The script by Steve Jarvis then manages to capitalize on all that in a big way by using said suspects to deliver one unexpected turn after another during the last 20 or so minutes, leading to a grim, unexpected twist. There's also some witty dialogue and most of the primary characters are fleshed out in an entertaining way.








All that said, this low budget 16mm production is far from perfect. It's too long (105 minutes), drags at times and it's clear as day watching just where some of that fat should have been trimmed. First thing to go should have been all of the stuff involving Gina's ESP abilities, a plot angle that's introduced, goes nowhere and is then simply forgotten about for the rest of the film. There are some technical issues, too, especially with the audio recording and editing. A hair is also on the lens during some scenes. Most of the acting is amateurish, though Karanikas is a solid lead and there's strong support from Eads and West. Many of the people seen here also appeared in Devine's previous film: the shot-on-video FATAL IMAGES (1989).

This was first released on video by Raedon, who had one of the worst catalogs of the entire VHS era, which makes Dead Girls one of their best releases by far. I do however wonder if the person who wrote the plot synopsis on the back of the case actually even watched the film. In 2022, Vinegar Syndrome finally released this on Blu-ray on their set "Home Grown Horrors: Volume 2" along with the low budget slasher MOONSTALKER (1989) and Hanging Heart (1989). It's restored from the original camera negative, so it's looking about as good as it ever will now. Their release also comes with two commentary tracks and the 93-minute documentary Dead Girls Rock: Looking Back on Dead Girls, featuring interviews with the director, writer and a number of the cast members.

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Wednesday, May 11, 2022

Pánico en el bosque (1989)

... aka: Panic in the Forest

Directed by:
Roberto 'Flaco' Guzmán
Roberto Marroquín

Veteran Mexican character actor Guzmán (who managed to amass well over 200 acting credits from 1972 until his death in 2002) made his directorial debut with this one and, wouldn't ya know it, it also happens to be a super low budget kinda-sorta backwoods slasher flick. This also happens to be the only film he ever directed over the course of his long career and, if you manage to make it all the way to the end, you'll probably understand why! It's worth noting that the credits list a co-director (clean-up man?) for the film, as well.

So let's take a gander at our charming characters. First there's our upstanding, wise, hard-working and noble protagonist: Veteran park ranger Ricardo Álvarez. Bet you can't guess who plays him. Roberto 'Flaco' Guzmán, of course! You think he's not going to be the hero of his own film? The 50-something star is the head honcho at a large park / nature reserve and married to a pretty young thing called Sonia (Mineko Mori), who is, as per a general rule in Mexican cinema, about roughly half his age. The two also have a very young son who cries and whines a lot. Guzmán has cast fellow prolific character actor Carlos East in the role of his assistant, Isidoro, and even allowed East's eight-year-old son Carlos East Jr. have the role of his nephew, Raulito. Now Carlos Jr. is supposed to be so adorable and cute with his little John Wayne cowboy routine and everyone sighs and goes "awww!" every time a word that exits his mouth but his nails-down-a-chalkboard voice and constant demands make him come off like a spoiled little brat instead.








Not enough nepotism for ya? Well, Guzmán has also given his own son, Jorge Guzmán, the role of Rudy, who's part of a trio of criminal punks that also includes Charal (César Bono) and Morongas (Alfonso Zayas Jr.; son of yet another well-known Mexican actor). These punk are hilarious in that "only-in-movies-made-by-older-folks-who-hate-youth-rebellion's idea-of-punk" kinda way. They have some of the most ridiculous-looking hairstyles imaginable (which aren't even cool looks for any punk era that I'm aware of), scream all of their dialogue, constantly harass women, steal everything they can get their hands on, only seem to care about getting drunk, smoking weed and huffing chemicals out of a plastic bag and behave like brainless, obnoxious morons the entire time. There are endless scenes of them lying around cackling and shouting insipid dialogue that are difficult to get through.

There's also a psychotic, raggedy old harridan (Leonor Llausás) in here with a young daughter who looks around seven years old. When she finds out her husband has forgotten to leave her booze money before taking off, she turns to her little girl and threatens to cut off her pigtails and sell them (?) to get the money. Then she threatens to cut out the girl's tongue (!!) so she won't tell the dad and then threatens to outright kill her. She finally opts for slapping the shit out of the girl while screaming things like "You evil little bitch!" right in her face.








In what is, I suppose, an attempt to counteract all that nastiness, there's an almost comically pristine couple, Carmen (Leticia Perdigón) and Jorge (Armando Coria), in here, too. She lives at home and helps takes care of her sick mother and skateboarder / spark plug thief (?) kid brother. He's currently employed by a trucking company and has just been accepted into mechanic's school. His goal is to make enough money to marry Carmen and buy a home for them and her family to live in. They do nice stuff like take walks, have picnics and indulge in overlong, nauseating conversations about how much they love one another so you just know something terrible is going to happen to them.

The three punks, who are busy getting wasted, the nice couple, who fall asleep under a tree, and little Raulito and his glamorous granny Julieta (Rosángela Balbó), who can't keep up with her grandson during a game of hide-and-go-seek, all end up stuck in the woods after nightfall. The punks then go on a laughing, frantic, drug-crazed killing spree, which includes cracking a neck, bashing a head in with a rock and taking a rifle from one of the rangers and shooting him with it. Oh yes, I almost forgot to mention that there's also a heavy-breathing, grunting, facially-scarred "monstruo" (Gerardo Zepeda) on the loose. How could I forget such a thing? Easy. After killing a couple of people at the very beginning of the film, he doesn't make it back into the movie until the last 15 minutes!








Most of the running time is actually spent following the park rangers on their daily routines. There's a tiny bit of commentary in here about the importance of conservationism and how this federally-funded park suffers from government cutbacks that have left them understaffed and with shoddy vehicles (they mostly use horses) and equipment. However, much more time is spent with the rangers dealing with all of the dangerous, irritating shitheels who hang out there. So when they aren't dealing with psychos going around slaughtering folks, they're dealing with drug dealers, belligerent drunks who refuse to abide by the no alcohol rule, assholes that refuse to leave at closing time, gang rape enthusiasts who like to snatch large-breasted female joggers off the trail in the middle of the day until they're beaten unconscious with clubs and careless litterbuggers who can't figure out that water puts out fire and instead dump hot coals on the side of a cabin and torch a bunch of sleeping people.








This whole thing feels very fragmented, as if the filmmakers weren't quite sure what kind of film they really wanted to make and just threw together a bunch of talky vignettes utilizing the shooting location. I have some questions, too, like who exactly is that old witch holding a knife and a severed head on the cover of the VHS tape and why isn't she in this movie? Also, why do the opening credits feature carnival music and a long tracking shot of a dwarf dribbling a basketball? And why did they bother including a scene where a policeman recommends that the psycho (who only murders bad / evil people) be apprehended alive and put in an asylum, only for him to then be shot dead as soon as our "hero" next lays eyes on him? I could keep going here.

The cast also includes Bruno Rey and Antonio Raxel in insignificant, one-scene cameo roles. The print I viewed was in such bad condition I couldn't tell if this was shot on video or film, though I'm fairly certain this was made specifically for the Mexican home video market. There's no evidence it was released anywhere else, nor any evidence that it ever played in theaters.

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