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Friday, April 22, 2022

Graveyard Shift (1986)

... aka: Central Park Drifter
... aka: Nachtschicht (Night Shift)
... aka: New York Vampire
... aka: Noites Macabras de Nova York (New York Macabre Nights)
... aka: Turno de noche (Night Shift)
... aka: Upíří krev (Vampire Blood)
... aka: Verivuoro (Bloodshed)

Directed by:
Gerard Ciccoritti

Usually after I finish writing a review, I'll read other reviews because I get a kick out of seeing how my opinion matches up to other opinions. Sometimes we agree. Sometimes we don't. And it's all good. Still, I noticed something that annoyed me: the word "dated." Now, not the word in and of itself. I use it at times. But the word being used as if it's an insult. That's the primary recurring "criticism" I've seen for this particular film and it's a recurring "criticism" I've seen time and time again for many older films. Yes folks, a film made in the 1980s is going to look and feel like a film made in the 1980s. A film made in the 1980s is going to have hair styles and clothing and vehicles and music that are reflective of that time. I can't understand why reviewers constantly cite a film's age as if that's an automatic debit. Someone needs to explain to me what's so great about a "modern" look? What's so great about most movies being shot on digital? Do people really like how today's B movies look like they were shot with a cell phone camera, when they used to be professionally shot on 35mm? When did the general consensus decide that digital was a superior look to 35mm? Or 16mm. Hell, I'd even be willing to go as far back as Super 8 OR shot-on-VHS as those formats both have some character to them. 

If being "dated" is such a bad thing, why does every other indie movie try to emulate the style of older films? Why are there so many remakes? Why do directors constantly try to add fake film grain and other imperfections and distortions in post to try to give their digital films texture? Why do reviewers so often praise a new film for being "70s style" or "80s style" or "retro" or "throwback" and then go back and criticize the original films more harshly; films that, for the most part, weren't slavishly trying to emulate the exact look and feel of films from previous decades?


After being slightly miffed by all those "dated" comments, I went back and re-watched the opening ten minutes of this for some perspective. They're actually quite excellent. There are numerous beautifully and carefully composed, lit and photographed shots that bring us into the world of tired, soft-spoken, centuries old vampire Stephen Tsepes (Silvio Oliviero), a taxi driver obviously working the night shift in New York City. The rain-slicked streets reflect dots of white and green light from skyscrapers, colorful neon signs, the taxi and other things. Strong backlighting pours through trees to dress up what would otherwise be dull shots of car driving around. The color blue is prominently used when the vampire and his latest victim, Suzy (Kim Cayer), are getting acquainted in the back of his cab, but switch to red when it's feeding time. This colorful film even names one of its supporting characters Mario Bava (at a time when few were actually championing that director's work) as its obvious visual reference. But, let's just stop for a moment and admire how gorgeous some of the shots (which aren't even from a restored, widescreen version of the film, mind you) are...










Not only that, but these scenes also showcase some very slick scene transitions (panning down a kissing couple into darkness and then descending upon the same couple doing the same somewhere else; a drawn black curtain leading us into the next scene), plus offbeat but effective editing choices. Even the basic idea of a having the vampire work as a taxi driver is smart. A random person is going to hop into a random cab with a random driver and it's all rather arbitrary and insignificant and not something someone's going to be announcing to the entire world. So what if one of countless nightly customers happens to not make it to their destination every now and again? Furthermore, working the late night shift gives access to certain types of people; those who perhaps intentionally choose to be awake when most of the rest of the city sleeps, many of them on the vulnerable side: sex workers, vagrants, criminals, drug addicts and, in Suzy's case, a suicide waiting to happen. The quiet solitude that the night provides is a great place for the damaged to dwell.

Just from the opening set piece alone, we can tell this is going to be visually stylish in a neon-soaked 80s kinda way, plus it has a clever premise and potential for great things within that premise. Unfortunately, the movie itself proves to be a very bumpy ride with both high highs and low lows. In fact, this is one of the most uneven films I've ever seen! Some of the acting is good and some of it is abysmal. Some of the dialogue is well-written but, at other times, terrible. Some of the scenes are effective, others are clumsy and don't work at all. Sometimes the editing choices are great, at other times inept. And sometimes the make-up fx are passable and at other times you have to pretend like a flaming plastic dummy head is a creature of the night exposed to direct sunlight.








Michelle Hayden (Helen Papas), a thirty-something music video director, has become bitter and depressed about her life. She's been hard at work on pop musician Gilda's (Dorin Ferber) latest video, which has the plug pulled on it prematurely. Just another career setback of which there have apparently been many. Michelle's husband Eric (Cliff Stoker, which I highly doubt is this actor's real name!) doesn't respect her and thinks nothing about ruining an important shot by barging into her studio just so he can sneak into the dressing room for a quicky with Gilda, which is shown in quick flashes and finally settles on his wedding band-clad hand resting on a mirror. Not that Michelle isn't aware of what he's up to. She is, but their marriage has basically deteriorated into her acceptance of his casual adultery. And, if things couldn't get any bleaker, Michelle has recently gotten word she has terminal cancer and has as little as two months left to live.

All it takes is two brief cab rides, with sparse but meaningful dialogue and lots of unspoken looks, for the vampire and Michelle to connect and become drawn to one another. He finds his lovers when they've entered "the cycle of death" and gives them a renewed lease on life... at least until they start becoming more difficult to control. She's backed into a corner via her shaky career and a degraded marriage, yet decides to finally listen to her instincts when mortality starts rearing its ugly head. The film is at its very best during the scenes with Stephen, who's tired of life yet afraid to die, and Michelle, who had resigned herself to death yet is invigorated by her newfound love for Stephen, and does a very fine job establishing the attraction between the two. However, the more somber, subdued and thoughtful tone present during these bits is at odds with some of the other flashier and noisier material thrown in here.









Stephen's until-now fruitless quest for love with a series of troubled ladies has led to a number of big-haired vamp-chix prowling around the city. These women seem to have a telepathic link to Stephen, are jealous any time he pursues another and each finds a way to lash out. It's an ever-accumulating army of bitter, angry, cast-off ex-lovers, except these ladies refuse to ever leave his life for good; talk about a curse! At the Pink Pussycat strip club, a huge-haired, athletic-looking stripper played by one Sugar Bouche (whose last name MAY be pronounced "Boosh" but I wish it to be "Boo-Shay" so let it be) puts on a dominatrix act and then retreats to the back alley with a male admirer, whom she promptly slashes up with a straight razor so she can drink his blood. A sultry blonde in furs and pearls (Jessie Taylor) seduces a guy into a swimming pool and slits his throat, Suzy goes after a porn mag reading goober in a junkyard and there's also an Amazonian policewoman, Officer Arbus (Lesley Kelly), who's keeping her toothy proclivities a secret from her fellow officers and ends up a raving lunatic in a jail cell feasting on her own blood.










The second half isn't as interesting as the first, with pacing, editing and continuity issues, clunky, awkward dialogue scenes delivered amateurishly by the secondary actors and the script's lack of focus taking the film down a notch. Other characters get a little screen time that only detracts from the main story, including a pair of obnoxious police detectives (John Haslett Cuff and Don James) who make some tasteless comments about murder victims on the slab, an annoyed coroner (Martin Bockner) and a very poorly-established, cross-wielding Van Helsing type (Dan Rose) who makes an eleventh hour appearance. The big finale (which is a horribly-edited mess for the most part) features an attack by a bunch of "vampirettes," a head pulled off, vamps bursting into flames and customary stakes-through-the-heart, and takes place on a graveyard set at the production studio. There's an amusing twist at the very end, though.


The acting is extremely uneven, though the main roles are effectively played for the most part. Oliviero has a good look for the urban vampire role (gaunt and with sharp lines on his face yet also kind of handsome) and gives a decent performance, though some of his line readings are a little wooden. However, Papas (who bears a slight resemblance to Stockard Channing) is easily the standout here. This unknown actress (who previously only had a small part in the same director's Psycho Girls) has a slightly deep, soothing voice, a mature and likably pensive presence and can handle the dramatic demands of this character, which makes it a shame that she disappeared from film after appearing in this.



Due in no small part to the high amount of T&A and erotic scenes on display, this became a very big hit on home video and late night cable in the late 80s, which prompted the follow-up THE UNDERSTUDY: GRAVEYARD SHIFT II (1988) from the same director, who eventually moved on to a very successful career in television. The sequel again featured Oliviero, who started professionally using the name Michael A. Miranda in 2003, as a vampire, though a different character than what he plays here. Edited versions of both films aired frequently on the USA Network's much-missed Up All Night program. Though there have been several DVDs (starting with the Shriek Show release in 2001), to my knowledge all of these have been full screen presentations and the film has yet to receive a decent restoration.

★★1/2

Thursday, April 21, 2022

I vizi morbosi di una governante (1977)

... aka: Crazy Desires of a Murderer
... aka: Gli occhi verdi della morte (The Green Eyes of Death)
... aka: Morbid Habits of the Governess, The
... aka: Vicios Morbosos de una Institutriz

Directed by:
"Peter Rush" (Filippo Walter Ratti)

Often times you get some pretty clear warning signs that a film is going to suck before you even watch it. This particular film has many of those. For starters, the director was nearing 60 when he made this and doesn't appear to have worked on anything of note despite being in the industry since the mid 1930s. Of his seventeen credits as director, only a few (this one included) have made it to DVD, most have no reviews anywhere and some appear to no longer even exist. I would also throw in the fact he has opted to use a pseudonym ("Peter Rush") as a warning sign except for the fact that was common practice for European filmmakers in order to try to sell their films internationally. The second cause for alarm is that this was shot in the heyday of Italian giallo (around 1972) but didn't receive a release until five years later when the genre had already cooled down considerably in popularity. Pretty much any mediocre genre film with the requisite blood and nudity was being released in the early 70s, so why not this one? In addition to that, this doesn't appear to have been theatrically released outside of Italy.

Finally, it took forever for someone to release this onto home video. I'm actually not aware of a single VHS release anywhere in the world until this made its English-friendly debut in 1996 courtesy of UK outlet Redemption. No one seemed to really care much back then (according to one source, this was one of the lowest-selling tapes in Redemption's entire catalogue), nor did they seem to care when DVDs were hitting their peak in popularity and films in this genre were being spit out left and right in fast succession. So why wasn't this one?


Some of the above questions can certainly be explained in other ways. A director can sometimes have a string of awful films yet eventually hit one out of the park... or start out with a great one and then deteriorate from there on out. And, of course, just because something's obscure or had distribution issues doesn't necessarily mean the film is bad. Often times it's because of copyright / ownership problems, or that the film cannot be pigeonholed into one genre (making it difficult to market), or that the original film elements are missing. There are all kinds of reasons really. Still, for this one to take around 45 years (!) to finally receive something resembling a decent home video release isn't exactly reassuring.



Platinum blonde Ileana (Isabelle Marchall) takes a break from her world travels to go home and visit her elderly father, Baron de Chablais; one of the world's leading experts on "Oriental art." Against her father's objections (not that it matters since he seems to suffer from either Alzheimer's or dementia and can't remember anything), Ileana insists on inviting some of her friends over to their castle home for the weekend. Coming along on the trip are her best friends and traveling companions, Elsa Leiter (Patrizia Gori) and Gretel Schanz (Adler Gray), as well as three male friends. Frank Hoffmann (Giuseppe Colombo) is the doctor son of one of the Baron's (late) good friends and has bad blood with the household maid Berta (Annie Carol Edel). Two years earlier, the two had an affair and he wiped out her savings account in the form of a "loan" that he has yet to pay back. Needless to say, she's still a bit salty about that.








The two new additions to the clique are Pierluigi La Rocca (Roberto Zattin) and Bobby Jelson (Gaetano Russo), a pair of sleazy "two-bit playboys" who've somehow managed to pull the wool over the ladies eyes. Both men are involved in drug smuggling and hid drugs inside Ileana's vases (gifts for her father) while she was visiting Hong Kong. They now have 48 hours to get said drugs into the hands of some goons or else. While getting the drugs back proves to be no issue, the duo get wind of another money-making opportunity if they're willing to indulge in a little grave robbing. And at least one of them is. Apparently the elderly baron took a second wife, a teenage Thai princess (?), as a bride, but she died when she was just 30-years-old. Her crypt is located on the castle grounds and it's said she has been buried wearing a valuable emerald necklace worth 150 million lira. Hmmm.

There are two other permanent fixtures in the home; butler Hans and the baron's teenage son, Leandro. Leandro, supposedly driven mad after witnessing his mother kill the gardener during an attempted rape, is secretly being housed in the castle's labyrinthine cellar / catacomb system. The family have been lying and telling everyone he's actually a patient at a mental home in Beirut, but the "family shame" is actually hiding out there indulging in favorite pastime: killing, dismembering and stuffing animals. Sounds just like another famous Psycho we all know and love. Still, his bloody little hobby doesn't seem to bother the maid all that much, as she likes to have drug-fueled sex with him!








The "friends" get drunk on champagne, have a disco dance party and play charades, which somehow manages to include a lesbian make-out session in front of a fireplace. Bobby slips drugs into Ileana's drink so he can have his way with her, while Pierluigi finds a willing partner in the kinky Elsa, who isn't much for after-sex cuddling but is always up for having a lit candle shoved up her ass (!?) Everyone's fun is soon spoiled when a mystery killer offs Elsa, who's stabbed through the heart and then has her eyeballs popped out with a knife in the film's lone gruesome scene. Her nips are also removed from her corpse. The chaos gives the old baron (who sees the killer walking away with a bag o' eyeballs) his third heart attack, which then puts Ileana into a temporary "state of shock."








Police inspector Corrado Gaipa (who had a role in The Godfather at around the same time!) shows up to interrogate the household and spends his time hobbling around with his cane asking stupid questions. Meanwhile, the smuggled drugs turn up missing so Pierluigi decides to instead raid the tomb for the emerald necklace. He goes and kills two of the thugs who've been harassing him, puts their bodies into a car and sends it over a cliff.

This starts out tolerably and has fantastic early 70s fashions to feast your eyes upon, but becomes progressively duller until the first gory kill scene and a bit of sex finally wakes you back up at around the midway point. After that, this has little else to offer and deteriorates into a convoluted, plodding mess focusing most of its attention on its dull and unlikable roster of characters. Even the rapid-fire kills (stabbings, a neck slashing, a body thrown over a cliff, another [off-screen] eye removal...) in the last few minutes don't help any as these scenes are all poorly-staged and completely devoid of suspense.








The restored version under review (in its original Italian language with English subtitles) was released by Vinegar Syndrome in 2021. It's included in the box set "Forgotten Gialli: Volume 3," which also includes the pretty good Italian / Spanish Gothic film MURDER MANSION (1973), which is not even really a giallo, and Autopsy (1973). Interestingly, even the most complete version of this film appears to be missing a lot of footage, especially in regards to the sexual content. In the Cinesex Mese photo novel for this title (released back in 1973, a good FOUR YEARS before the actual film), there are photos of full frontal female nudity and more graphic sex scenes; none of which are in the film. (Scans from the photo novel can be seen on the Euro-Fever Blog [which hasn't been updated since 2015] if you're interested.)

★1/2
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