Ratings Key



★★★★
= Excellent. The best the genre has to offer.
★★★
1/2 = Very Good. Perhaps not "perfect," but undoubtedly a must-see.
★★★ = Good. Accomplishes what it sets out to do and does it well.
★★1/2 = Fair. Clearly flawed and nothing spectacular, but competently made. OK entertainment.
★★ = Mediocre. Either highly uneven or by-the-numbers and uninspired.
1/2 = Bad. Very little to recommend.
= Very Bad. An absolute chore to sit through.
NO STARS! = Abysmal. Unwatchable dreck that isn't even bad-movie amusing.
SBIG = So Bad It's Good. Technically awful movies with massive entertainment value.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Invasion of the Saucer Men (1957)

... aka: Hell Creatures
... aka: Invasion of the Hell Creatures
... aka: Invasion of the Saucer-Men

Directed by:
Edward L. Cahn

It's Saturday night in the small American town of Hicksburg ("No I'm not kidding, that's the name... Scout's honor!"). The businesses are closing up shop for the evening. A couple of scam artists, or as they like to be called "investment specialists," have run out of luck and plan on hitting the road in the morning. All of the teenagers - at least the lucky ones - are heading up to Lover's Point for some drinking and smooching. Grumpy Farmer Larkin (Raymond Hatton) is sick and tired of the teeny boppers littering his cow pasture with their beer cans and getting his prized bull Old Walt drunk. And an unidentified flying object has just landed on the outskirts of town. Several people witness it, including Joe (Frank Gorshin), one of the scammers, who immediately returns to his boarding house to tell his buddy Artie (Lyn Osborn) they've just found a new way to make some money: UFO exhibitions. Though the local police are skeptical about the presence of an alien craft, the military is immediately on it and have sent a small squadron into the woods to check out the landed saucer. Back at Lover's Point, a couple of teenagers - Johnny (Steven Terrell) and his girl Joan (Gloria Castillo) - decide to call it a night. To avoid being detected on their way out, they decide to drive home with their lights off and end up running over... something.





Initially thinking they've struck down a young child, further investigation reveals they've actually hit a little green man. The alien's hand detaches and moves on its own, grows needle-like claws out of each fingertip and flattens their tire. They rush off to Larkin's home and make a phone call to the police before being chased off by the mean farmer. Scammer Joe plans on retrieving the alien corpse from under Johnny's car but is attacked and killed by the aliens. When the police finally do show up, Johnny and Joan are accused of being drunk and are blamed for the death. They sneak out of the station, steal the police chief's car and set out to prove their innocence. Luckily, when they return to the crime scene they are able to trap one of the detached hands inside their car, then enlist the aid of Artie in taking its picture. The aliens turns out to be so light sensitive they dissolve on contact with light. Meanwhile, at the spaceship, the military are trying their dardnest to get the aliens to show themselves. After firing shots at the craft, they try to open it with blow torches and just blow the whole thing up, then go about trying to cover things up.





Several things make this stand apart from many similar efforts. For starters, it's witty and light-hearted, almost spoof-like (claiming right out of the gate to be "A true story of a flying saucer!") and can actually be viewed as a send up of similar alien invasion films. The filmmakers even poke fun at all the stereotyped characters and cliches present in this genre, often effectively. Secondly, the movie actrually mocks the military, who are shown to be rather incompetent and that's not something you see too often in the gung ho 1950s. And third, the alien designs are really charming. The beings are small, but have large, bulbous heads and huge eyes. The detached hands, which have their own eyeball, are a very imaginative touch, as are the needles that protrude from the fingers and inject a drug into victims which simulates intoxication. The aliens seem to have inspired the same line of notorious Topps bubblegum - released in 1962 - that were the basis of the 1996 Tim Burton sci-fi comedy movie MARS ATTACKS! (1996). The film also seems to have influenced Frank Henenlotter's cult classic BRAIN DAMAGE (1987), which involved a tiny parasitic monster that hooked victims on its blue hallucinogenic "juice" (injected via needle-like appendage) in exchange for fresh human brains.





One of the most amusing scenes is a cow vs. alien fight. The alien shoots the cow up while the cow gouges out its eyeball with its horn! The cast includes Russ Bender as a doctor, Sam Buffington leading up the military unit, Douglas Henderson as an army lieutenant, Scott Peters (star of THE CAPE CANAVERAL MONSTERS) and Ed Nelson. Dwarf Angelo Rossitto (who had a long line of genre credits stretching back to the silent days) plays one of the saucer men. The technical effects are credited to Paul Blaisdell, who did the spaceship scenes, and the special effects (the aliens) are credited to Howard Anderson and Alex Weldon. Ronald Stein (who worked on many early Corman films) did the score and Samuel Z. Arkoff was the executive producer.



American International Pictures released this to theaters on a popular double-bill with I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF (1957). There was a VHS release by Columbia TriStar in the early 2000s but the film has never been officially released on DVD.

★★1/2

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