Ratings Key



★★★★
= Excellent. The best the genre has to offer.
★★★
1/2 = Very Good. Perhaps not "perfect," but undoubtedly a must-see.
★★★ = Good. Accomplishes what it sets out to do and does it well.
★★1/2 = Fair. Clearly flawed and nothing spectacular, but competently made. OK entertainment.
★★ = Mediocre. Either highly uneven or by-the-numbers and uninspired.
1/2 = Bad. Very little to recommend.
= Very Bad. An absolute chore to sit through.
NO STARS! = Abysmal. Unwatchable dreck that isn't even bad-movie amusing.
SBIG = So Bad It's Good. Technically awful movies with massive entertainment value.

Monday, June 29, 2015

Purana Mandir (1984)

... aka: Old Temple, The

Directed by:
Shyam Ramsay
Tulsi Ramsay

Starting with 1972's Do Gaz Zameen Ke Neeche (“Two Yards Under the Ground”), the Ramsay family, which includes father / frequent producer F.U. Ramsay (who “presented” / backed many of the films) and SEVEN sons (Shyam, Tulsi, Kiran, Gangu, Kumar, Arjun and Keshu Ramsay) who worked in various capacities on these films, began a horror film legacy in their home country that lasts to this very day. Among their cumulative credits are over 30 genre films and the popular TV series Zee Horror Show. Many outside of India have never even heard of the Ramsay clan nor seen one of their films. I too was one of those people before this fell into my lap. To be honest, I've purposely avoided Indian / Bollywood cinema until now because I've heard certain things about them which just didn't appeal to me. I've heard they're corny as hell. I've heard they're overlong. I've heard they are often structurally all over the place. I've heard that each film, regardless of genre, injects musical numbers and dancing into the works whether it melds with the plot or not. While the Ramsay family are fairly well-known in India, what they were churning out in the 70s, 80s and 90s was pretty much considered lowest common denominator entertainment in Bollywood.

A theatrical hit in its homeland, Purana Mandir (which translates to The Old Temple, though "The Old Palace" may have been more appropriate) was co-directed by brothers Shyam and Tulsi, written by Kumar Ramsay and shot by Gangu Ramsay. Arjun Ramsay was the associate director, Shyam was the editor, Tulsi was the production designer and the sound was by Kiran Ramsay. The producer is Kanta Ramsay (Kanta meaning “beautiful” or “desirable” in Hindi), who is perhaps the Ramsay matriarch or a Ramsay sister or the wife of one of the Ramsay brothers. Maybe I'll eventually figure it out. The only one who appears to have been a no show on this particular production was Keshu.


Things begin 200 years ago in the city of Bijapur. King Hariman Singh (Trilok Kapoor), his daughter and their guards are heading through the woods at night when they encounter the fanged, clawed, forest-dwelling demon Samri (Ajay Agarwal). Samri quickly gets to work slaughtering the men and also gets his hands on the princess. Direct eye contact with the particular demon results in eyes bleeding and turning white in an idea likely swiped from Horror Express (1972). Samri is eventually apprehended and brought before a tribunal, where he's convicted of raping virgins, killing and drinking the blood of children, grave robbing, feasting on corpses and other crimes so bad “even Satan would shun” him. Defying the advice of an old holy man, the king orders the creature's body be buried behind his palace and the head be placed inside a chained trunk with the Holy Trident of Shiva on top, which will then be bricked up inside a hidden chamber. Prior to the execution, Samri curses the king and tells him that as long as his head and body remain separated all of the female heirs in the family will die during childbirth, but if his head and body are somehow reunited, he will put an end to the king's dynasty altogether. I guess damned if you do, damned if you don't with this particular demon!







A series of kings come and go over the years and the palace is eventually vacated altogether and lost to the sands of time. Ranvir Ajit Singh (Pradeep Kumar), the king's last-living descendant, is a wealthy, important man who lives in a mansion in Bombay with his spinster sister Damyanti (Ashalata Wabgaonkar) and his beautiful teen daughter Suman (Arti Gupta). Suman is fast becoming a woman and Ranvir fears that if she falls in love, gets married and becomes pregnant she will die... just like his mother, who gave birth to him, and his wife, who gave birth to Suman. Suman knows nothing about the curse but she does know that her father doesn't want her to date anyone. Unbeknownst to him, she's been sneaking around with the handsome Sanjay (Mohnish Bahl) behind his back and has fallen for him despite the fact he comes from a poor family. Once Ranvir discovers what's going on, he attempts to pay off Sanjay to leave his daughter alone, but he refuses. He then has his bodyguards beat him up and whip him but Sanjay's karate-fighting (!) best friend Anand (Puneet Issar) shows up to save him.







Realizing that his attempts to keep the two young lovebirds apart is a battle he's going to lose, Ranvir decides to come clean about the family curse and the palace where the demon is buried. That prompts Suman and Sanjay, accompanied by Anand and his wife Sapna (Priti Sapru Walia), to sneak off to Bijapur to try to break the curse themselves. Upon arriving at the palace, they meet up with the current caretakers: watchman Durjan (Sadashiv Amrapurkar) and his “dumb” (i.e. retarded) mother Mangli (Sadhana Khote), who speaks only in unintelligibly gibberish. They're shown around and settle in, but it isn't long before all kinds of strange things begin happening. Eyes move on a painting, a portrait bleeds, a woodsman with a half melted face (Satish Shah) lurks around, a black cat and a snake attack and Suman keeps seeing visions of the demon, is caught up in a blood shower and falls down the stairs. Eventually the secret chamber is discovered, as is the chest, which contains Samri's still-living head. It promptly possesses the woodsman (who gets ping pong ball eyes as a result) and sends him out to reunite the head with the body. A gypsy (Dheeraj Kumar) and his “jungle slut” sister (Alka Noopur) also get involved in the action.







So let's go ahead and get the bad stuff out of the way first. This runs a whopping 144 minutes. That's nearly two-and-a-half hours. I wish I could say all that time breezed by but, honestly, it doesn't. There are five full musical numbers performed in this. While several of these are upbeat, include dancing and are fun to watch, there are two syrupy ballads (one of which - Woh Beete DiN Yaad Rahe - was a big hit in India) that are downright excruciating to listen to. Not only are the song lyrics revolting cheese, but these scenes actually harm the narrative. The first is put together like some filmed modeling portfolio with the two young stars posing and pouting in various positions on the beach and the second requires the leading lady to suddenly get jealous and all weepy over her boyfriend trying to get information from "jungle slut." However, even these corny, pointless little musical interludes (which are at least integrated into the plot) aren't what does the most damage here... 







Far more unforgivable is a lengthy and utterly useless “comic” subplot that has nothing at all to do with the main plot. While I don't want to go into too much detail about it, I'll just say it involves an armless man out for revenge, a 70-year-old woman who seems to enjoy being sexually assaulted, a rotten-toothed, completely over-the-top rapist buffoon who mugs directly into the camera and the man's six-member tribe of painted, spear-chucking “Indians” who wear rubber Halloween masks on the back of their heads (!) ... including one of Ronald Reagan (!!) To link these up with the existing characters, Anand meets the rapist guy and devises a scheme to save him from being executed multiple times by villagers to collect reward money; a plot that ends once the goon in thrown into a cage with a live bear. While these scenes may appeal to those who like gonzo filmmaking, they also detract from the pacing and otherwise serious mood of the rest of it. If I were given the job of editing this movie, I would cut all that nonsense, plus a few of the musical numbers, out and save everyone about 40 minutes of their precious time. Trust me, the film would be all the better for it.







But dammit, enough with the negative. I was much more pleasantly surprised by how much I loved pretty much all the rest of the movie. It's fun, fast-paced (whenever it kicks into gear) and even exciting in spots. Many of the horror sequences are also pretty stellar. They're not only edited, lit, photographed and scored in a rather inventive, off-kilter fashion, but the special effects makeup is pretty good and many of the locations used, as well as the art direction and use of both colorful lighting and lots of fog, ensure they're also extremely atmospheric. There's plenty of blood and gore, the design of the hairy demon creature is great and echoes of numerous American, British, Italian and Hong Kong horror movies are felt throughout. I also wouldn't be one bit surprised if there are several hundred zoom shots used in this film. That takes some getting used to but I eventually did. All in all, there was more than enough cool, bizarre-o stuff going on to make me glad I finally watched this.







Unlike most other Indian films, this has received an English-subtitled American DVD release from Mondo Macabro, who've paired it up with the 1990 Ramsay movie Bandh Darwaza (“The Closed Door”) for their Bollywood Horror Collection Volume 1 release. Mondo Macabro followed that up with Bollywood Horror Collection Volume 2, which includes Veerana: Vengeance of the Vampire (1988) and Purani Haveli / “Mansion of Evil” (1989),  and Bollywood Horror Collection Volume 3, which includes Tahkhana / “The Dungeon” (1986) and Mahakaal / “The Monster” (1993). All six of the Ramsay movies in these sets were co-directed by Shyam and Tulsi. To my knowledge, none of the rest of the 30+ films from the family have seen the light of day outside of India.

★★★

2 comments:

dfordoom said...

All the Ramsay brothers horror flicks released by Mondo Macabro are worth a look. Bollywood horror is actually pretty good.

Incidentally Mondo Macabro have also released on DVD one of the rare Lollywood (i.e. Pakistani) horror movies, THE LIVING CORPSE. It's worth a look as well!

The Bloody Pit of Horror said...

Yes, I was surprised by how much I liked this. I went in expecting not to. Can't wait to check out more of these.

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