... aka: Curse of the Curious, The
... aka: Curse of the Flesh, The
Directed by:
"Julian Marsh" (Michael Findlay)
Entry number 2 in the Findlay
"Flesh Trilogy," preceded by THE TOUCH OF HER FLESH (1967), again
mixes gratuitous nudity, off-color, raunchy and sometimes hilarious
dialogue, Vaseline-smeared camera lenses and violent scenes of mayhem and murder. Along
with scribblings like "What ever happened to Gigi Darlene?" and "A man and
a woman from Krelly, spent the night belly to belly. Because in their
haste, they used library paste, instead of petroleum jelly." the title and
credits amusingly show up on strip club restroom wall where a guy is
taking a leak. It's always nice when filmmakers are cheeky enough to
understand just what kind of audience they're catering to. Things open
with a brief flashback recap of the first film to get us up to date. If
you recall, weapons expert Richard Jennings ("Robert Wester" / Michael
Findlay) had walked in on his wife Claudia (Angelique) with her
lover Steve (Ron Skideri, as "A. Dick Feeler") in the throws of passion. Frantic, Richard ran out into the
street, was struck by a car, lost an eye and then went crazy and started
taking out his frustrations on women he deemed "filthy sluts." After
killing numerous other women, he decapitated his wife with a table saw and
then, if I recall correctly, was shot dead with an arrow by a would-be
victims. I guess we're going to have to overlook that little detail
because he's back in action here once again.
Richard goes to a theater where Adele (Jane Bond) and some other
lady do a lesbian-themed stage show wearing thongs made from 10 dollar
bills and dance to a song called "The Right Kind of Lovin" while a strobe
light flashes. Afterward, Richard (posing as another club owner named "Joe
Davidson") goes home with Adele, dips her cat's paws in poison and gets it
to scratch her. She keels over dead after he leaves, but not before the
two have the following conversation about her kitty...
Richard: "That's a nice little pussy you have there."
Adele: "Thank you. Everyone who sees my pussy likes it."
Richard: "Is it friendly?"
Adele: "Oh yes, sometimes I play with it for hours."
Richard: "Does it ever get tired?"
Adele: "No it never gets enough. Sometimes the girl next door comes over and brings her pussy and puts it with mine."
Adele: "Thank you. Everyone who sees my pussy likes it."
Richard: "Is it friendly?"
Adele: "Oh yes, sometimes I play with it for hours."
Richard: "Does it ever get tired?"
Adele: "No it never gets enough. Sometimes the girl next door comes over and brings her pussy and puts it with mine."
With Adele out of the way, Richard then goes after "Red Hot Scandals of
1968" star Stella ("Lena Brice" / Linda Boyce), whose credo is "I
never object when I'm getting paid." After Stella performs in a long
S&M-themed show where she whips a woman (an uncredited Uta Erickson), cuts off
her clothes with a switchblade and then lick the blood off her body, she
meets "Joe" backstage. After messing around a bit on the couch, he quickly
kills the mood by informing her that "One piece of fish smells the same as
the next" and then tells her he wants her to incorporate a strap-on into
her next stage performance. Stella ends up trying out the dildo on her
lesbian neighbor Maura ("I once had a girlfriend who said my big toe was
better than any man") first, and accidentally kills her with it (Richard
hid a knife inside). After Stella tries to blackmail him for five thousand
bucks, Richard puts poison all over her and her stage partner's g-strings
so they die from "something they ate" during her next stage performance.
What Richard is really wanting to do is get revenge on his dead wife's
former lover Steve, who
got off quite easy - no pun intended - the first time around. He starts by murdering Steve's
brother Terrence (fellow erotica director and frequent Findlay
collaborator John "Ellie" Amero) with a samurai sword. He
then learns Steve's girlfriend Paula (Eve Bork) is a huge whore who
lost her virginity at age 12. Knowing that Steve won't marry her if she's
not a virgin, Richard agrees to help her out by sending her to an
unscrupulous doctor who surgically rigs up a fake hymen inside of her (!!)
After the wedding, Richard then
sends Steve some home movies starring his "virginal" new bride; one called
"Squash Crazy" where she gets pleasured with a huge vegetable, and another
detailing her operation. Once Steve learns his wife has tricked him, he
immediately shoots her dead with a harpoon gun, but then Richard shows up armed with a machete
hoping to "chop the ugly penis from your body!" Which man will come out on
top?
Since this was made primarily to cater to the sex film crowd, all of the nude scenes go on for what feels like
forever and take up the majority of the 80 minute running time. which is
par for the course. However, this does go that little extra mile to be
outrageous and entertaining, which puts it
a notch above other similar films from the time. It's amusingly twisted,
the dialogue is often hilarious and it's actually pretty fun; a slight
improvement over the previous film actually. Roberta Findlay (using her
usual "Anna Riva" alias) was the co-producer, co-writer and
cinematographer and also provided the voice of a radio announcer. The
trilogy concluded with The Kiss of Her Flesh (1968). All three titles are
available through Something Weird.
★★1/2
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