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Friday, January 17, 2020

Hei xi yi (1981)

... aka: 黑蜥蜴
... aka: Black Lizard, The
... aka: Hak sik yik

Directed by:
Chu Yuan (Yuen Chor)

Young Long Fei (Derek Yee Tung-Sing) has built up a good reputation as an expert fighter and foe of injustice. His latest gig will find him escorting a prisoner across the border to the capital. The trip will take two long years and his new fiance Zhi Zu (Helen Poon) is just going to have to wait it out until they can marry and he can start his new job at her uncle's security bureau. Several years later and just as his job has come to an end, he stops by an inn, where a message is shot into his room with a dart. The message gives a meeting location and is signed "Visitor from Hell." Gee, I think I'd pass on that particular invite, how bout you? Nevertheless, being the evil-squashing stalwart that he is, Long Fei can't resist such a proposal. Upon arriving at the selected locale, a pale-faced man in black (Kung-Chung Ku) informs him that Zhi Zu is going to die. Long Fei immediately starts racing home and crosses paths with a facially scarred man dressed in red who's hauling a coffin containing a wooden replica that looks just like his bride-to-be. The man grabs the coffin and disappears.








Long Fei finally arrives back home and, to his relief, finds Zhi Zu alive and well. However, some perplexing things have gone down while he was away. For starters, Zhi Zu's aunt, Xian Jun Xiao (Man-No Chen), is no longer around after her only son, Ruo Yu (Yuan-Chun Wu), supposedly went mad, grabbed her and jumped into the river. No one has seen either for two years, no bodies were ever found and both are believed to be dead. Long Fei finds that especially odd considering the first person he saw when he returned was the aunt and she was carrying around a green lantern, a sign that he later learns means she's probably a ghost. Second, as a result of losing both his wife and only child in one fell swoop, Uncle Lik Xiao ("Yuan Hua" / Elliot Ngok) quit the security bureau, disappeared shortly thereafter and also hasn't been seen since either. Later that night, Long Fei has another encounter with both the man in red and the aunt, who are caught plotting in the aunt's abandoned house, but both disappear before anyone else can see them. That's quite a homecoming Long Fei is having.







Uncle Xiao finally returns to his home just in time to relay some important information. Nineteen years earlier, he was traveling through the woods, got lost and and ducked into an old home. There, he encountered a large black lizard with green, glowing eyes that transformed into a man and fought with him. He stabbed and then set fire to the creature but not before it placed a curse on him. Xiao's son Ruo Yu was born soon after with a lizard-shaped birthmark on his back. Once he reached adulthood, he revealed himself to be the reincarnation of the creature, capable of transforming from a man to a monster. Ruo Yu then killed his mother and jumped into the river. The river empties out into a reputedly cursed body of water called - what else? - Lizard Lake, where local legend has it a lizard metamorphosed into a spirit a thousand years earlier. Said spirit is said to reappear once every three years, in which time it must claim a victim.







Long Fei and his friend, Constable Tieh (Chien Sun), who is dragged into the action after receiving a threatening letter himself, must set out to stop the black lizard. They're informed that if Black Lizard and the mother's ghost are able to eat the wooden replica of Zhi Zu she will die. A somewhat crazed but still-living Ruo Yu is located inside the wooden idol but he doesn't remember much, not even his old nanny (Hui-Ling Liu), and he's struck down by a spell called "Ice Palm" that temporarily incapacitates him. Family secrets are soon revealed, including a possible extramarital affair involving Zhi Zu's widowed father (Yong Wang) and what starts out as your standard ghost / family curse movie turns into some else entirely... something more akin to Scooby Doo... right down to the rubber masks!








Filled with twists and turns, which are progressively sillier as the film goes along, this is a fairly efficient time waster that looks like a million bucks with great production values, photography and art direction. There's a silly-looking monster, ghosts, cannibalism, grave robbing, lots of atmosphere achieved through fog and colorful gel lighting (mostly greens), plenty of fighting (sword and kung fu) and even an attempt to bury someone alive in a double decker coffin. While there are some obvious problems with the plotting, at least this one's not overloaded to the point of complete incoherence like many others of this type. Corman's The Masque of the Red Death (1964) and Bava's Kill, Baby Kill (1966) were obvious visual inspirations; this even directly swipes the same POV shot from a swing from the latter.




Leading man Derek Yee, the son of a famous acting couple, started out at Shaw Brothers in the late 70s and quickly became a star there. He appeared in around 40 features for the studio in total, including BAT WITHOUT WINGS (1980), also for Chor, and HELL HAS NO BOUNDARY (1982). However, he achieved his greatest fame after his stint with Shaw as an independent filmmaker, with box office hits like The Lunatics (1986), C'est la vie, mon chéri (1993), One Nite in Mongkok (2004), Shinjuku Incident (2009) with Jackie Chan and others. To date, he's been nominated ten times for Best Director at the Hong Kong Film Awards (winning twice) and won pretty much every other major award the country has to offer. His co-star Sun, of Five Venoms fame, didn't fare so well and ended up in Tomas Tang productions after Shaw stopped making films in the mid 80s.

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Dr. Sadismo's Theatre of the Macabre (1986)

... aka: Dr. Sadismo's Theater of the Macabre

Directed by:
Louis Ferriol

Journalist Miss Mason (Beverly Eaby), who's doing an investigative report on occultism, goes to interview Professor Canin (Bob Rose). Canin has already made a notorious Satan-themed horror film but now dedicates his time to running and starring in his "Theater of the Macabre," which depicts tortures and murder conducted by Canin's alter ego "Dr. Sadismo." Miss Mason expresses concern about "actresses lowering themselves in these exploitative put-ons" but next thing we knows she's swept up into the demented doctor's world of torture. She's first stripped to her panties, gagged, tied to a ladder and whipped bloody. Then she's nude on a table, where Sadismo slices open her stomach and pulls out her guts. That turns out to only be the making of a movie: Canin has either managed to talk Miss Mason into appearing in one of his gory horror films or (more likely) Miss Mason was an actress playing the role to begin with.

"Dr. Sadismo" then steps out for a minute as stagehands Billy (Jamel Elam) and Wes (Walter Epps) stop by to clean the blood off her stomach and adjust the camera so they can shoot "more inserts." Miss Mason whines about being tired and threatens to quit but Billy instead ties her to the table with a rope. She makes an aside about this ruining the continuity, which is hilarious if you've seen any of the other films from this particular company.








Now really tied to the table, Miss Mason is informed she'll be appearing in a snuff movie. She's gagged, has one of her appendages sawed, gets drilled in the crotch and has her throat cut while the mostly off-screen crew members address her, each other and us; the potential audience for such a tape. One of them says, "I think she's dead, folks. What do you say we cut off her leg?" and then it's all over.









I don't know if the makers of this 12-minute short attempted to pass it off as a real snuff tape (it keeps asking us if it's "real or fantasy?") back in the 80s but it's not particularly convincing and was clearly inspired by early torture flicks like The Wizard of Gore (1970) and BLOODSUCKING FREAKS (1976). It also could have been made in response to Guinea Pig: Flower of Flesh and Blood (1985), which was first distributed in the U.S. by the same company: Carlson International / Vidimax.

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Sunday, January 12, 2020

Shen da (1975)

... aka: 神打
... aka: El mono tramposo sobre el fuego sagrado (The Monkey Cheater of the Sacred Fire)
... aka: Fists from the Spirit World
... aka: Naked Fists of Terror
... aka: Skillful Boxer, The
... aka: Spiritual Boxer, The
... aka: Wang Yu défie le maître du karaté (Wang Yu Challenges the Master of Karate)

Directed by:
Chia-Liang Liu

"Spiritual boxers" are enhanced fighters who've been blessed using magic, charms and special calligraphy to be invincible and impervious to conventional weaponry. The film opens with a demonstration of their special powers as a shaman (Wilson Tong) casts his spells, helping two of his men (special guest stars Lung Ti and Kuan Tai Chen) to withstand sword slashings, spear jabbings and even being shot point blank with rifles without shedding so much as a single drop of blood. We then move from the end of the Qing Dynasty to many years later as Master Zhi Chiang (Yang Chiang) and his young protege Siu Chien (Yue Wong) arrive in a small village. There are wanted posters around for a couple of vicious thugs who've been going around pillaging, murdering and terrorizing various areas. County police aren't of much help, so vigilante justice is recommended.








Master Zhi, who's a drunk, and Siu Chien, who's a clever troublemaker, go from town to town operating their own scam that involves pretending to invoke various animal gods, proclaiming they've been turned invincible by said gods and then using silver-painted wooden weapons instead of steel ones to demonstrate their "invincibility." Having proven their powers, they're then able to fleece superstitious locals. However, a local martial artist named Liu Yung (Han Chiang) has caught on to their latest attempt, which ends with Zhi getting thrown into jail and Siu Chien forced to run off to another village. There, he saves a little boy from being beaten after he steals some bread, refers to himself as "Dragon King of the Eastern Sea" and fake invokes a rain god, which scares villagers away. However, they eventually start taking to him and his strange ways.







Not so friendly is ruthless loan shark Liu Deruei (Chung Tien Shih) and his army of thugs, who don't hesitate beating, stealing from and even torturing the poor locals who don't pay up. Siu Chien manages to get on their bad side when he helps a couple get their money back for some stolen eggs and soon has the bad guys after him. However, they keep their distance at first as they believe his various tricks mean he has supernatural powers. Siu Chien also crosses paths with orphaned village girl Jin Lian (Chen Chi Lin), who lives on the outskirts of the village, makes money weaving baskets and many think is a man due to her short haircut and tomboy nature. The two become friends after she helps get him out of a jam with firecrackers and a slingshot, which gives him the reputation of possessing the powerful "thunder palm."








Once word gets around the village about Siu Chien, he finds himself getting free meals and other perks. He's even invited to the home of wealthy Master Lin (Shen Chan) and his wife (Teresa Ha Ping), who are having something of a problem with a ghost and in desperate need of an exorcism. Their daughter (Mei Hua Chen), who is being courted by cousin Ah Jin (Fei Ai) against the father's wishes, has also been seriously ill for several months due to the haunting. If he and Jin Lian, who is now functioning as his "student" / scam partner, can successfully rid the home of the ghost they'll receive a handsome reward.

Back in the village, all of the local men are starting to adopt the newcomer's unique martial arts techniques, which help them to successfully fight back against the thugs. Liu Deruei then brings in two of his "best" criminals (the same ones featured on various wanted posters in every village) named Shum (Hoi Sang Lee) and Jiu (Hang-Sheng Wu), who prove to be stiff competition for Siu Chien.








Director Liu (aka Kar-Leung Lau) started out as an actor and action director; amassing hundreds of film credits up until this, his feature debut. While Spiritual Boxer may not be the all-out action extravaganza some of his later efforts would be and is usually written off as a lesser film as a result, this is still a bright and entertaining starting point. It's also generally considered one of the very first kung fu comedies and thus proven to be very influential over the coming years. There's more than enough action scenes in here (including an excellent ten minute long climactic fight), likable lead actors, plenty of lighthearted comedy built upon characters and situations instead of the later over-reliance on noisy slapstick and even a few horror touches thrown in. It's handsomely shot, well produced, briskly paced and quite enjoyable.






After having already appeared in a handful of films for Shaw Brothers starting in his late teens, this film rocketed its young star (then about twenty) to stardom in Hong Kong. Though mostly a presence in action films, he would also appear in some other Shaw genre offerings like The Snake Prince (1976), Spirit of the Raped (1976) and the Spiritual Boxer sequel The Shadow Boxing (1979) from the same director, plus the non-Shaw films Dress Off for Life (1984), THE SEVENTH CURSE (1986; cameo appearance only), Blood Ritual (1989) and Spiritually a Cop (1991). The supporting cast is loaded with familiar faces, including Hark-On Fung as Liu's main thug, Lao Shen as a restaurant owner, Sau Kei Lee, Ching Ho Wang, Ching Tien and others.

There are numerous DVD releases of this one with English subtitles, including from Intercontinental Video Limited, and a Blu-ray from 88 Films.

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