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Saturday, December 28, 2019

Spirits (1990)

... aka: A Maldição Dos Espíritos (The Curse of the Spirits)
... aka: Gyilkos démonok (Killing Demons)
... aka: Haunting of Heron House

Directed by:
Fred Olen Ray

Built in 1901 by French ex-pat, black magician and madman Henri Picard, the "Heron House" has been making headlines for decades for its long, blood-spattered history, starting with Picard's own rumored Satanic rituals and virgin sacrifices before his untimely disappearance. Since then, many more horrific things have occurred in the home, including several of its inhabitants being driven insane, many murders and, most notoriously, one Barbara Heron slaughtering her entire family ten years earlier. As a result, this otherwise prime piece of California real estate has been deemed uninhabitable. Since it's about to demolished in a few days, paranormal investigator Dr. Richard Wicks (Robert Quarry) decides to conduct one last experiment there over the course of a weekend in an effort to finally prove the existence of "post life energy forms." That's a fancy way to say "ghosts." He quickly forms a small investigative team, including Harry Mathias (Oliver Darrow) from the Historical Preservation Society, eccentric psychic Amy Goldwyn (Brinke Stevens) and, hoping for a more objective opinion, uptight and skeptical psychologist Beth Armstead (Kathrin Lautner), whom he ropes in with a promise of a grant to her college's psych department.








Immediately upon entering the home, Amy picks up all kinds of bad vibes, hears moaning and children's laughter and starts seeing visions of things that occurred there she has no way of knowing because the details weren't released to the public. Meanwhile, at a local church, priest Anthony Vicci (Erik Estrada) is having a serious crisis of faith. Years earlier, he had an affair with married Mrs. Heron and has been haunted by that, and her eventual suicide, ever since. Compassionate nun Sister Jillian (Carol Lynley) tries to offer guidance but it's to no avail. Father Vicci continues to be plagued by nightmares and his connection to the cursed home. His bible catches on fire, a demon speaks to him and he's visited by the seductive Sister Mary (Michelle Bauer), a demon impersonating a wayward holy woman, who reminds him, "You knew your way around a pussy pretty good for a priest!" after stripping out of her nun's habit.







Back at the Heron House, all of the investigators start receiving ample proof of the existence of ghosts. Amy continues to hear voices and witnesses a kettle getting thrown across the room. Beth sees Picard in her bedroom mirror. Richard's important research papers are blown into the fireplace. Harry has a sex dream with the redheaded Mrs. Heron (Kaitlin Hopkins, daughter of two-time Oscar nominee Shirley Knight) which ends in her transforming into a clawed succubus. The next day, Richard sends Beth and Harry down into the basement to look for evidence while he records himself putting Amy into a meditative trance in hopes she'll be able to connect with the evil spirits in the home. That ends up working better than expected and soon there are multiple possessions. Amy starts speaking in Picard's voice and drives a nail through her hand, Harry is sucked into Picard's basement grave and then runs around trying to jab people with a pitchfork and Beth also becomes possessed after being knocked unconscious. Eventually, a skeletal monster is resurrected and Father Vicci shows up to face his demons head on.







Even though he's been (unfairly) written off as a hack, I generally enjoy Fred Olen Ray's low budget B movies from the 80s and early 90s. I like his self-aware sense of humor, his casting, the good-natured "We aren't taking this all that seriously so why should you?" breeziness of his better efforts and his clear affection for drive-in / exploitation movies that almost always manages to shine through. This, however, I didn't much care for.

For starters, Spirits is poorly scripted by "R.U. King" (producer T.L. Lankford) and another chap named "Jeff Falls" whom I suspect is either Ray or Grant Austin Waldman, as "Jeff Falls" also co-wrote The Channeler (1990), which was directed by Waldman and featured Ray as an "executive consultant." However, it's not impossible that "Jeff Falls" is someone else. Hell, "Jeff Falls" may just be someone named Jeff Falls for all I know. Either way, the dialogue is frequently terrible, which wouldn't be such a problem had this film not been incredibly talky, and the plot is far too straight-forward and derivative of a dozen other popular (and much better produced, written, acted and directed) movies like The Haunting, The Legend of Hell House, The Exorcist and The Evil Dead. For the record, this also swipes its fair share from The Amityville Horror, though I couldn't really include that on the "much better" list because it's awful. Combine that with highly uneven acting, cheap-looking and unimaginative art direction (which seriously cripples any attempt at atmosphere), a slow pace and a predictable open ending and this emerges as one of Ray's more bland and lifeless efforts.









Fortunately, there are a few decent things in here to make it go down a little easier than it otherwise would have. Always nice to see Quarry in a sizable latter-day role, the other actors seem to be having fun during their possession scenes, cinematographer Gary Graver tries to dress up the boring sets using shadow and color at times and there's a catchy synthesizer score and some fun make-up effects courtesy of Everett Burrell and John Vulich. Though the entire subplot with top-billed Estrada could have easily been eliminated and not changed the film all that much, the five minute scene between him and Bauer is easily the best bit in the entire film and the most pleasingly FOR-esque as well. For some strange reason Bauer's name and image are plastered all over the various DVD and VHS boxes though she receives no on-screen credit. Fx artist Earl Ellis, future porno actress Sandra Margot (aka Tiffany Million) and Fred's son Christopher Ray (a future director himself) also appear briefly, though unrecognizable under make-up.






Filmed in just nine days on a budget of 130,000 dollars, this was filmed at the same white Los Angeles mansion with the columns on the porch that was used in a number of other horror / exploitation films from the same time, like Jim Wynorski's Sorority House Massacre II (1990), Ray's erotic thriller Inner Sanctum (1991) and Waldman's Teenage Exorcist (1991), a vehicle for Stevens that she scripted herself from a story by Ray.

Spirits was issued on VHS in the U.S. in 1992 on the Vidmark label but that's been its only official home video release her. A VHS-quality print is also on rotation on Amazon Prime. In Germany this was issued on DVD under the new title Haunting of Heron House in 2015.

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Friday, December 27, 2019

Electric Blue 36 (1986)

... aka: Electric Blue '36'
... aka: Electric Blue 36: Young Vampires in Love
... aka: Electric Blue Presents Young Vampires in Love

Directed by:
Robert Veze

Holly (Krista Pflanzer) has bigger aspirations than shaking her ass at a sleazy strip club run by demanding owner Danny. She plans to finally "make it" with her all-female band "The Topless Teasers." All he's interested in is her making it back in time for the midnight show when a big time Hollywood agent will be showing up to listen to her demo tape. But first, Holly and her girls - including drummer Boomer (Tami White), airhead guitarist Bubbles (Candie Evans) and another one whose character name is as unknown as the actress portraying her - are going to check out their new digs. The girls have rented "The Old Carter Place;" an abandoned, run down house out in the middle of the sticks that's a perfect place for the band to practice. They can make as much noise as they want without bothering the neighbors... because there are no neighbors. They find the place a dirty, dark, cobweb-strewn wreck but soon will have bigger problems on their hands when their commotion accidentally awakens a couple of centuries-old vampires in the basement.







The vampires are a cranky old Jewish codger named Victor Von Jugular (who comes off like a really bad second stage Vegas lounge act) and his whiny nephew Boris (who is played by the same blonde guy who played "Homer" in Electric Blue 32). After resting for a hundred years, Victor is ready to revitalize himself with some fresh blood while Boris is bored with the traditional vampire lifestyle and wants a "human experience" like romance with a beautiful woman. The uncle rages, "You're five thousand years old! When are you going to grow up?" but the two soon come to an agreement. As they spy on one of the band's topless jam sessions, Boris agrees to let his uncle have the three other girls if he can have Holly.

Boris trails Holly to the strip club, where he watches her and some other strippers (porno gals Krista Lane and Tami Lee Curtis) dance and then keeps getting interrupted trying to bite her. Boris finds himself falling in love with her "beautiful neck and great gazongas" while the big Hollywood talent agent Holly rushed back to the club to meet turns out to be a sleazy shyster. Meanwhile, the older vampire runs into all kinds of problems with the airhead band mates, first of which being they're all kinky and insist he let them tie him up and whip him. After he runs away from them he tries to attack a girl (Careena Collins) on a park bench but flees when her boyfriend threatens to knock out his teeth and then meets a horny gay man and runs off again in terror. Will Boris find true love? Will Holly's band "make it?" Will Victor ever get to eat?







As usual, in between the framing story we get a bunch of vignettes. "Allegro" is set at an exclusive European ballet academy and features a buff guy (who looks about as much like a male ballet dancer as Arnold Schwarzenegger) fantasizing about one of the dancers (Olga Behr). "Electric Blue Reports" covers American "video fever" and a new service called "The Video X Project" that allows paying customers to hire adult film performers to star in their own specialty videotaped fantasies. Investigative reporter Mad Max (Scott Baker) decides to do an expose on the service and gets involved in casting, costume selection and even directing the scene. He hires Marc Stevens and Danielle Martin to "star" in his little opus but gets so excited during the filming process that he does his own scene with a crew girl (Siobhan Hunter).








We also get "Critic's Corner" reviews for the adult films Coming of Angels 2 and Some Kind of Woman (both 1985 releases), "Winter Winds" featuring a montage of various winter sports like ice sailing, bobsledding and ski jumping all set to Bohemian Rhapsody, "Off White" involving a female painter having a fantasy about one of her handsome Beverly Hills clients and "Fantasy Woman" which purports showing female exhibitionists (including a briefly seen Gail Harris) in action but is clearly filmed in front of a green screen.







Well folks, this is what it is. Silly / bad comedy (including more bad vampire puns than you can shake a stake at) and gratuitous nudity mostly provided by 80s porn stars who typically showed more elsewhere. Personally, I'd have preferred they cast more obscure centerfold models like Pflanzer, who you usually don't see much of, instead of all the hardcore performers with hundreds of titles under their belt but I'm sure this boiled down to getting girls willing to disrobe who also had a little experience in front of the camera. The lackluster main story is lifted somewhat by a few of the better vignettes, especially the "Video X Project" one, which should have been expanded upon and made into the main story of one of these tapes.





Also need to point out that this is a review for the American version of Electric Blue 36, not the UK version, which was subtitled "Twin Peeks" and features different scenes and models. The U.S. #36 played only on the satellite Playboy Channel and was never released to home video. I already did a brief run down of the differences between the UK and U.S. versions of this series on my review for ELECTRIC BLUE 32, so go there for more info.

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