.
.
.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Il boia scarlatto (1965)

... aka: Bloody Pit of Horror
... aka: Crimson Executioner, The
... aka: El verdugo escarlatto (The Scarlet Executioner)
... aka: Il castello di Artena (The Castle of Artena)
... aka: Io... il marchese de sade (I... the Marquis de Sade)
... aka: Red Hangman, The
... aka: Scarletto - Schloß des Blutes (Scarletto - Castle of Blood)
... aka: Tale of Torture, A
... aka: Torturbødlen (Torture Executioner)
... aka: Virgins for the Hangman
... aka: Vierges pour le bourreau (Virgin to the Executioner)

Directed by:
"Max Hunter" (Massimo Pupillo)

'Bout time I got a review for this one up, eh? *hangs head in shame* Filmed as Il boia scarlatto ("The Crimson Executioner") and known by a whole host of different titles depending on the country, this boasts of being filmed in "Psychovision" and mixes up Gothic horror, fetishistic torture and scantily-clad girls (and a guy) in a way that was considered extremely trashy in 1965. While the opening credits claim it was "Based on the writings of the Marquis de Sade" it's really not aside from having some Sadean themes that were already common and somewhat generic in this genre without the de Sade name-dropping. Things open with a brief prologue set in 1649. The musclebound, hooded "Crimson Executioner," who gets his jollies kidnapping, torturing and killing innocent people, is sentenced to death by means of one of his favorite torture devices; a iron maiden with long, sharp knife blades inside its doors. Before dying, the Executioner vows "I shall have my revenge!" A seal is then melted over the lock to entomb both his body and his evil soul. His mountaintop castle, a shrine to his barbarism and cruelty, is then locked up and forgotten for many years.








Centuries later, pulp horror publisher Max Parks ("Alfred Rice" / Alfredo Rizzo), who's scouting around Italy looking for a suitable castle to shoot book jacket art at, stumbles upon the Crimson Executioner's former pad and realizes it's perfect for his needs. After no one answers the front door, he, his crew and a handful of cover girl (and guy) models decide to sneak in. They soon meet the castle's unfriendly current owner, Travis Anderson (Mickey Hargitay), who promptly tells them to shove off. That is, until he sees one of the ladies - costume girl Edith ("Louise Barrett" / Luisa Baratto) - and realizes she looks a lot like a girl he was once engaged to... because she is the girl he was once engaged to. Caught up in a moment of weakness for his former flame, Travis agrees to let the crew spend the night and shoot pictures in a few of the chambers but informs them that his dungeon is strictly off limits. Of course, a couple of the male models - Perry ("Nick Angel" / Nando Angelini) and Raoul (Albert Gordon) - are down there just minutes later and accidentally knock over an axe that manages to slice the seal off of the Executioner's coffin.







The crew, also including frustrated reporter-turned-novelist Rick (Walter "Brandt" / Brandi), photographer Dermott (Ralph Zucker, also one of the producers) and a quartet of models; dumb blonde Nancy (Rita Klein), snobby Annie (Femi "Martin" / Benussi), Perry's girlfriend Kinojo (Moa Tahi) and Suzy (Barbara "Nelly" / Nelli), who can't seem to keep Raoul off her tail, begin a late night of photo shoots that's interrupted only briefly when Perry is "accidentally" killed after one of the props falls on and impales him. Parks offers the ladies three times their normal salary to stick around and finish, so that takes care of that. Not long after, Raoul and Suzy sneak down into the dungeon again and encounter the Executioner, who promptly snaps Raoul's back with a bear hug and then has Suzy take his place inside the iron maiden. Many more will die, thankfully in much more imaginative and entertaining ways.







There are lots of shots of the girls in bras and panties and loose-fitting tops showing off their bare backs and shoulders as they change, but the only full chest shot you'll be getting here is of Hargitay, in a hilariously camp role as a former muscleman actor turned deranged egotist who now lives by the Executioner's nihilistic philosophy. The very tan former Mr. America / Mr. Jayne Mansfield gets to strut around shirtless and in red tights or wearing a purple and pink silk floral robe (!) while gritting his teeth, laughing maniacally and spouting various nonsense. During one scene he proclaims "Mankind is made up of inferior creatures... who would have corrupted the harmony of my perfect body!" and then drops his robe and starts rubbing oil all over his chest. Hilarious! Hargitay would later lend his "talents" to other Italian sleaze-horror flicks like Lady Frankenstein (1971), Delirium (1972) and The Reincarnation of Isabel (1972) but surely this here is the over-the-top role he'll forever be best-known for.








The various torture devices and death traps the psycho puts the characters in have a decidedly kinky slant to them that I can only describe as being "bondage-y." Bondage-y? Yes, bondage-y... because sometimes I cannot corrupt my perfect harmony long enough to stop writing and consult a thesaurus. There's a ridiculous booby trap where one of the ladies is tied up to a web, with a giant mechanical spider headed toward her and dozens of wires attached to bows that will shoot off arrows whenever they're triggered. Travis ties two women to a spinning contraption that slices up their breasts with a blade and then ties Rick to a dead body on a bed with a canopy of nails slowly lowering down on him. There's also torture with ice cold water and hot tar, a stretching out on the rack, a hanging, a guy put in a steel cage and burned alive, a chain whipping, a strangulation, an arrow through the chest, a poison doll called "The Lover of Death" and much more.


While this is far from a good movie (the acting, English dubbing and dialogue are awful and it can't even seem to decide whether the killer is possessed, insane or a combination of both), there's enough action, torture and unintentional laughs to make the whole thing extremely entertaining. The final 20 minutes are especially fun and lively. Therefore this mash-up of the good and the terrible ends up being one of those rare films that almost defies a rating on my star scale. There's ample reason to give it both a low and a high score, so I'm going right down the middle with a side of SBIG.


Pupillo also made TERROR-CREATURES FROM THE GRAVE starring Barbara Steele, Brandi and Rizzo and the very rare THE VENDETTA OF LADY MORGAN starring Nelli, Paul Muller, Erika Blanc and Gordon Mitchell. All three are Gothic horrors made the same year for the same production company. Pit and Terror-Creatures played on a double bill here in the U.S. with the tagline "2 bone-chilling shockers of unbelievable horror!" Both also joined 1968's The Vampire-Beast Craves Blood (a lousy British monster movie starring Peter Cushing best known as THE BLOOD BEAST TERROR) and Curse of the Blood Ghouls (an Italian vampire movie best known now as Slaughter of the Vampires) for a quadruple feature. They got even more mileage out of Pit later on when it was put on the bottom half of yet another double feature with Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell (1968) headlining.

Now in the public domain, this is extremely easy to find, either cheaply on DVD or for free on the internet. However, most of the public domain prints are in terrible shape and completely washed out. Your best bet is to go for the Something Weird / Image "special edition" DVD, which is a nice widescreen print boasting very vibrant Eastmancolor photography completely lost in most of the other versions. The release also comes with some additional bonus footage from the longer A Tale of Torture version.

★★

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Beach Girls and the Monster, The (1965)

... aka: Monster from the Surf
... aka: Surf Terror

Directed by:
Jon Hall

Thanks to the AIP hit Beach Party (1963) and its wave of sequels, beach and surf culture, as well as surf-style music, became popular for a brief spell in the mid to late 60s. Of course, most people went to see these not for their stupid plots and lame musical numbers, but to see 20-and-30-something "teens" dancing and running around in their swimsuits. Like with any other trend, short-lived as they may be, where there's money to be had there are vultures waiting in the wings hoping to swoop in and pick the carcass clean. One of the most famous of these in bad movie circles was Del Tenney's THE HORROR AT PARTY BEACH (1964), which featured radioactive Creature from the Black Lagoon-style sea monsters putting a damper on the fun being had in a small beach town. Billed as "The First Horror Monster Musical," it even came complete with a "Fright Release" absolving theater management of responsibility if patrons died of fright while watching the film. Beach Girls had a far less memorable ad campaign, but it's essentially the same movie, with amateurish acting, poor writing and a barely-there plot about a sea monster used to string together a bunch of footage of bikini-clad ladies and shirtless fellas wiggling, shaking and dancing.



After a quartet of girls do their thing to a song called Dance Baby Dance (which was co-written by Frank Sinatra Jr.) over the opening credits, we meet a blonde beach bunny aptly enough named, uh, Bunny (Gloria Neil). For no reason whatsoever, she makes her boyfriend a hot dog with mayonnaise, mustard and pickle relish and then throws sand all over it, laughs and runs off. He chases her down the beach and the two start reenacting From Here to Eternity when all of a sudden she throws sand in his mouth, laughs in her annoying voice and runs off again. This time the guy wisely chooses not to chase after her as looking good in a swimsuit is hardly enough justification to put up with her obnoxious personality. Thankfully, Bunny ends up at the foot of a cave, where a seaweed-covered sea monster with ping pong eyes claws her to death. Footprints are found at the scene by cops, who make a mold of it and rush it off to oceanographer and fish expert Dr. Otto Lindsay (director Hall), who determines the footprint looks like it belongs to the "South American fantigua fish" (i.e. barracuda). Uh, wait a second. A footprint that looks like it belongs to a fish? Ooooo-K....







Otto hates the surf culture and seethes, "The boys are nothing but a bunch of loafers and the girls are little tramps! They contribute absolutely nothing to a decent society!" He also hates the fact his son Richard (Arnold Lessing) has recently been hanging out on the beach all the time and no longer has time to assist him in the lab. Otto is unaware of it, but his boozy, bitchy and much-younger wife Vicky (Sue Casey) has been trying to seduce his son (!) and is also something of a sadist who gleefully suggests they talk about the murder at a black tie dinner to "really shake them up." Just recently, Richard had caused a car accident that crippled his artist friend Mark (Walker Edmiston), who now lives in the home with them too and has a thing for Vicky. After five years of marriage, Vicky refuses to have sex with her hubby any more ("The honeymoon is over!"), flaunts her infidelities in his face and attempts to turn him against their house guest, while also pretending to seduce Mark just so she can push him off and laugh ("Do you think I'd make love to a cripple?")






Clearly letting his evil stepmother get under his skin, Richard obsesses over her and can't stop talking and thinking about her, which prompts his shrill-voiced girlfriend Janie (Elaine Du Pont) to tell him "You're not terribly bright, are you?" As the warped domestic soap opera drama plays out, the sea monster makes several other appearances; once to crash a beach party and once to kill off a few other characters, including at least one who really, really deserves it. I'm sure you can guess who. The plot has often been compared to an episode of "Scooby Doo" and that's perfectly understandable once you see the utterly predictable twist ending, which I will no doubt be spoiling here eventually. However, I was delighted that this turned out to be every bit as "good" as the aforementioned Horror at Party Beach. And by good, I mean awful but in all the right ways. The acting is terrible, the dialogue ("You kids get some clothes on and we'll go down to the station!") is a laugh and there are numerous hilarious sequences like the seizure-dance nighttime beach party and whatever the slutty step mom is up to at any given time.






Sinatra Jr.'s participation in the film is said to be minor. He only had a hand in co-writing the song playing over the opening credits and that's it, yet receives sole credit for doing the film's music and his name is splashed all over the posters in large, bold lettering. Supposedly, an unknown high school-aged garage rock band actually did the score! There are several other songs thrown in, including a corny love song called "More Than Wanting You" performed by Lessing, as well as "There's a Monster in the Surf" performed by Du Pont and a large lion puppet (!) Edmiston - who hosted a children's TV show called The Walker Edmiston Show out of Los Angeles at the time - also appears in the "Monster" musical number controlling and voicing the puppet... and wearing a fake beard and sunglasses so you can't tell it's him!







Director / star Jon Hall (born: Charles Locher), the handsome son of a Swiss world skating champion and (supposedly) a Tahitian princess, found success early on playing the lead role in John Ford's The Hurricane (1937) and followed that up with a series of adventure movies throughout the 1940s, often paired alongside Maria Montez in exotic locales. While working with Universal, he also became the only actor to ever star in two different "Invisible Man" off-shoots: Invisible Agent (1942) and The Invisible Man's Revenge (1944). Hall's career began to fade by the late 40s, but he managed one last minor success as the title character on TV's "Ramar of the Jungle" from 1952 to 1954. Beach Girls was his last feature film appearance and also one of the last films he ever worked on (he later did special photographic effects for a couple of movies). Suffering with cancer toward the end of his life, he opted for suicide by gunshot in 1979 instead.



Curiously often neglected on bad movie lists, this was at least considered one of the "100 Most Enjoyably Bad Movies Ever Made" in John Wilson's "Official Razzie Movie Guide." The 70-minute TV version titled Monster from the Surf is beefed up with additional padding (mostly dancing and surfing) not seen in the theatrical cut, which runs around five minutes shorter. On some prints, the Hawaiian surf footage shown on a projector is in color.

SBIG

The 2015 Orloks - 1951 Results

Started many moons ago by Prof-Hieronymos-Grost, the Orloks were a yearly poll on the IMDb horror boards where users submitted Top 5 lists of their favorite horror movies for each year. All of the results were then tabulated to come up with a definitive list of the year's most-liked genre offerings. Alas, when the good Professor decided to depart the boards years ago, the awards went with him... that is until now. IMDb-er seth_yeah - taking on responsibilities as both host and calculator - has decided to bring back this long-standing tradition in 2015, and now the awards will have a permanent place right here on this blog. Scoring is rather simple and done on a weighted system where first choice receives 5 points, second choice 4 points, etc., with a +1 bonus then awarded to the #1 selection on each list. IMDb release years are being used, but it is left up to voters to determine what they may or may not consider horror (which may be in conflict with IMDb's genre labeling system). If you'd like to participate, head on over to the IMDb HORROR BOARDS to vote! So without any further ado, the results...

_________________________________________________________________________________

1951
Top 5
* * * * * * * * * *
1. The Thing from Another World
USA / 55 points / Christian Nyby and Howard Hawks
* * * * * * * * * *
2. The Man from Planet X
USA / 20 points / Edgar G. Ulmer
* * * * * * * * * *
3. The Day the Earth Stood Still
USA / 19 points / Robert Wise
* * * * * * * * * *
4. (tie) Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man
USA / 11 points / Charles Lamont
* * * * * * * * * *
4. (tie) Five
USA / 11 points / Arch Oboler
* * * * * * * * * *
5. Strangers on a Train
USA / 9 points / Alfred Hitchcock

_________________________________________________________________________________

Making the Top 10:

6. (tie) Bride of the Gorilla, The / USA / 7 points / Curt Siodmak
6. (tie) Strange Door, The / USA / 7 points / Joseph Pevney
7. La corona negra (The Black Crown) / France, Spain / 6 points / Luis Saslavsky
8. (tie) Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) / UK / 4 points / Brian Desmond Hurst
8. (tie) El extraño caso del hombre y la bestia (The Strange Case of the Man and the Beast) / Argentina / 4 points / Mario Soffici
9. (tie) Pandora and the Flying Dutchman / UK / 3 points / Albert Lewin
9. (tie) When Worlds Collide / USA / 3 points / Rudolph Maté
10. (tie) Son of Dr. Jekyll, The / USA / 2 points / Seymour Friedman
10. (tie) Tales of Hoffmann, The / UK / 2 points / Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger

_________________________________________________________________________________

Others receiving votes:

- M / USA / Joseph Losey
_________________________________________________________________________________

Links here will be connected when the time comes.

< Back to 1950                    Continue to 1952 >

The 2015 Orloks - 1950 Results

Started many moons ago by Prof-Hieronymos-Grost, the Orloks were a yearly poll on the IMDb horror boards where users submitted Top 5 lists of their favorite horror movies for each year. All of the results were then tabulated to come up with a definitive list of the year's most-liked genre offerings. Alas, when the good Professor decided to depart the boards years ago, the awards went with him... that is until now. IMDb-er seth_yeah - taking on responsibilities as both host and calculator - has decided to bring back this long-standing tradition in 2015, and now the awards will have a permanent place right here on this blog. Scoring is rather simple and done on a weighted system where first choice receives 5 points, second choice 4 points, etc., with a +1 bonus then awarded to the #1 selection on each list. IMDb release years are being used, but it is left up to voters to determine what they may or may not consider horror (which may be in conflict with IMDb's genre labeling system). If you'd like to participate, head on over to the IMDb HORROR BOARDS to vote! So without any further ado, the results...

_________________________________________________________________________________

1950
Top 5
* * * * * * * * * *
1. House by the River
USA / 24 points / Fritz Lang
* * * * * * * * * *
2. Outrage
USA / 21 points / Ida Lupino
* * * * * * * * * *
3. El hombre sin rostro (The Man Without a Face)
Mexico / 10 points / Juan Bustillo Oro
* * * * * * * * * *
4. La beauté du diable (Beauty and the Devil)
France, Italy / 4 points / René Clair
* * * * * * * * * *
5. (tie) Destination Moon
USA / 3 points / Irving Pichel
* * * * * * * * * *
5. (tie) Rocketship X-M
USA / 3 points / Kurt Neumann
* * * * * * * * * *
5. (tie) El sombrerón
Guatemala3 points / Guillermo Andreu and Eduardo Fleischmann

_________________________________________________________________________________

Making the Top 10:

6. (tie) Experiment Alcatraz / USA / 1 point / Edward L. Cahn
6. (tie) Flying Saucer, The / USA / 1 point / Mikel Conrad
6. (tie) Stage Fright / UK / 1 point / Alfred Hitchcock
7.
8.
9.
10.

_________________________________________________________________________________

Others receiving votes:

--
_________________________________________________________________________________

Links here will be connected when the time comes.

< Back to 1949                    Continue to 1951 >

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...