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Thursday, July 30, 2015

Red & Rosy (1989)

... aka: Frank Grow's Red & Rosy
... aka: Red and Rosy

Directed by:
Frank Grow

In 1968, legendary drag racing champion Richard “Big Red” Friedman (Raymond Espinoza) has a career-ending crash. While undergoing 32-hours worth of life-saving surgery, doctors are forced to remove his adrenal glands and from then on out he's subjected to “adrenal therapy.” No longer able to race, Richard can now only get his kicks from an adrenal drug that simulates the rush of speed and soon becomes addicted to it. After Big Red is elevated to superstar status on the drag circuit, a bunch of Big Red impostors start showing up at races across the country impersonating their hero. They even take it one step farther by becoming adrenaline drug junkies themselves. Underground adrenaline laboratories begin cropping up all over the place but aren't quite able to meet the demand. As a result, some of the new junkies become violent and bloodthirsty and willing to kill to get their fix. One guy (Rico Martinez, also a co-writer and cameraman) slices up his friend's arm and collects his blood in a bucket and, at a tattoo parlor, one of the artists carves up a guy's arm while a few other workers kidnap two young boys carrying a box with a severed penis and testicles inside (!), kill them and sell jugs of their blood on the black market to the Big Red impostor in their area.







While all of the above madness is going on, the real Big Red has quietly relocated to a small town and married trophy queen, actress and scrap metal baroness Samantha “Rose” Canyon. With his wife away in Hollywood, Big Red operates her “Scrap & Steel” business and hires a pair of big-haired female assistants who sit around listening to “Harper Valley P.T.A.” in between helping him create an adrenaline-powered drag racing simulator. They lure victims there with an employment ad in the paper, knock them out, hang them upside down and then drain their blood, which is then pumped directly into Big Red's bloodstream as the simulator gives him the closest drag race simulation possible under the circumstances. When Rose returns, she too  becomes addicted to the adrenaline drug, which leads to some rather interesting complications...






By 1971, the couple continue to kill for blood and are now targeting Big Red's former drag race (and romantic) rivals, like some schmuck named Larry (Larry Schultz) who still has the hots for Rose. However, something has changed... Big Red has turned into a giant, grinning piece of machinery and Rose is missing her head, arms and legs, but is still very pregnant with a pair of flamethrower-eyed, beer-drinking scrap metal babies! The amazing special effects in these scenes are from Mike Weix and others at the Survival Research Laboratories; a “machine performance art group” who promise “Dangerous and Disturbing Mechanical Presentations Since 1979” on their website.






According to the director, he shot more than enough footage to turn all of this into a feature but he instead opted to trim it all down to just 18 minutes so this wouldn't (no pun intended) drag. That turned out to be a wise choice because this lightning-fast flurry of flatly-narrated stock footage, new footage, still photos, surreal artwork and animation perfectly fit the director's obvious affection for drag racing plus the entire theme of adrenaline rush. A movie like this simply cannot move slowly. It also cannot be quiet. Lots of revving engines and squealing tires are heard and there's a mostly-rock soundtrack, including a few familiar songs (like Black Sabbath's “Sweet Leaf”) as well as new music by The Blood Pumper Racing Club. It was shot in black-and-white on 16mm and is dedicated to the director's father, who apparently was a drag racer himself. Grow followed this up with the feature-length horror-comedy Love God (1997), which received excellent reviews on the festival circuit but has strangely never been issued on DVD or VHS.






Despite not having an IMDb entry, Red & Rosy actually was officially released on home video (in a rather plain case) by the now-defunct Film Threat Video, who were best known for distributing Jörg Buttgereit's gory shockers Nekromantik (1987), Der Todesking (1990) and NEKROMANTIK 2 (1991), as well as Corpse Fucking Art (1992), a behind-the-scenes documentary on the making of those three films. Their other output included a combination of low-budget underground films – the Dark Romances anthologies (1990), Lisa Houle's Puss Bucket (1991), Leif Jonker's Darkness (1992) and Jim Van Bebber's My Sweet Satan (1992), Doper (1994) and Roadkill: The Last Days of John Martin (1994) – and shockumentaries like Hated: GG Allin & the Murder Junkies (1993), Lydia Lunch: Malicious Intent (1994), the NAMBLA-centered Chicken Hawk (1994) and the S&M kink-fest Euro Fetish (1995). The Film Threat line of video releases stopped in the early 2000s and most of the films they once released haven't been picked up by other distributors since.







In addition to the video release, Red & Rosy has also been screened theatrically a number of times over the years. In the UK in 1991 it was shown during a (very fitting) double feature with Tetsuo, the Iron Man (1989) as part of an “Aesthetics of the Future” series which dealt with “...exploring the radical impact of new technologies.” The main monster used in the film turned up on the cover of Steel Pole Bath Tub's 1990 album Lurch.

★★★

The 2015 Orloks - 1975 Results

Started many moons ago by Prof-Hieronymos-Grost, the Orloks were a yearly poll on the IMDb horror boards where users submitted Top 5 lists of their favorite horror movies for each year. All of the results were then tabulated to come up with a definitive list of the year's most-liked genre offerings. Alas, when the good Professor decided to depart the boards years ago, the awards went with him... that is until now. IMDb-er seth_yeah - taking on responsibilities as both host and calculator - has decided to bring back this long-standing tradition in 2015, and now the awards will have a permanent place right here on this blog. Scoring is rather simple and done on a weighted system where first choice receives 5 points, second choice 4 points, etc., with a +1 bonus then awarded to the #1 selection on each list. IMDb release years are being used, but it is left up to voters to determine what they may or may not consider horror (which may be in conflict with IMDb's genre labeling system). If you'd like to participate, head on over to the IMDb HORROR BOARDS to vote! So without any further ado, the results...

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1975
Top 5
* * * * * * * * * *
1. Jaws
USA / 68 points / Steven Spielberg
* * * * * * * * * *
2. Profondo rosso (Deep Red)
Italy / 51 points / Dario Argento
* * * * * * * * * *
3. Shivers (They Came from Within)
Canada / 35 points / David Cronenberg
* * * * * * * * * *
4. Race with the Devil
USA / 18 points / Jack Starrett
* * * * * * * * * *
5. The Stepford Wives
USA / 17 points / Bryan Forbes

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Making the Top 10:

6. (tie) Picnic at Hanging Rock / Australia / 16 points / Peter Weir
6. (tie) Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom) / France, Italy / 16 points / Pier Paolo Pasolini
7. L'assassino è costretto ad uccidere ancora (The Killer Must Kill Again) / France, Italy / 10 points / Luigi Cozzi
8. Trilogy of Terror / USA [TV] / 7 points / Dan Curtis
9. (tie) Black Moon / France, West Germany / 6 points / Louis Malle
9. (tie) La noche de las gaviotas (Night of the Seagulls) / Spain / 6 points / Amando de Ossorio
9. (tie) Thundercrack! / USA / 6 points / Curt McDowell
10. L'ultimo treno della notte (Night Train Murders) / Italy / 5 points / Aldo Lado

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Others receiving votes:

- Breaking Point / Sweden / Bo Arne Vibenius
- Change pas de main (Don't Change Hands) / France / Paul Vecchiali
- Criminally Insane / USA / Nick Millard
- Dead Don't Die, The / USA [TV] / Curtis Harrington
- Devil's Rain, The / USA / Robert Fuest
- El asesino no está solo (The Killer Is Not Alone) / Spain / Jesús García de Dueñas
- El extraño amor de los vampiros (Strange Love of the Vampires) / Spain / León Klimovsky
- Fireworks Woman, The / USA / Wes Craven
- God's Bloody Acre / USA / Harry Kerwin
- Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS / Canada, USA / Don Edmonds
- Lèvres de sang (Lips of Blood) / France / Jean Rollin
- Love Butcher, The / USA / Don Jones, Mikel Angel
- Más negro que la noche (Blacker That the Night) / Mexico / Carlos Enrique Taboada
- Morte sospetta di una minorenne (Suspected Death of a Minor) / Italy / Sergio Martino
- Nazareno Cruz y el lobo (Nazareno Cruz and the Wolf) / Argentina / Leonardo Favio
- Nude per l'assassino (Strip Nude for Your Killer) / Italy / Andrea Bianchi
- Peur sur la ville (Fear Over the City; The Night Caller) / France, Italy / Henri Verneuil
- Satanico Pandemonium: La Sexorcista / Mexico / Gilberto Martínez Solares
- Satan's Children / USA / Joe Wiezycki
- Satan's Triangle / USA [TV] / Sutton Roley
- Sensations / France, Netherlands / Lasse Braun
- Story of Joanna, The / USA / Gerard Damiano

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The 2015 Orloks - 1982 Results

Started many moons ago by Prof-Hieronymos-Grost, the Orloks were a yearly poll on the IMDb horror boards where users submitted Top 5 lists of their favorite horror movies for each year. All of the results were then tabulated to come up with a definitive list of the year's most-liked genre offerings. Alas, when the good Professor decided to depart the boards years ago, the awards went with him... that is until now. IMDb-er seth_yeah - taking on responsibilities as both host and calculator - has decided to bring back this long-standing tradition in 2015, and now the awards will have a permanent place right here on this blog. Scoring is rather simple and done on a weighted system where first choice receives 5 points, second choice 4 points, etc., with a +1 bonus then awarded to the #1 selection on each list. IMDb release years are being used, but it is left up to voters to determine what they may or may not consider horror (which may be in conflict with IMDb's genre labeling system). If you'd like to participate, head on over to the IMDb HORROR BOARDS to vote! So without any further ado, the results...

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1982
Top 5
* * * * * * * * * *
1. The Thing
USA / 99 points / John Carpenter
* * * * * * * * * *
2. Tenebre
Italy / 51 points / Dario Argento
* * * * * * * * * *
3. Creepshow
USA / 50 points / George A. Romero
* * * * * * * * * *
4. Poltergeist
USA / 25 points / Tobe Hooper
* * * * * * * * * *
5. Basket Case
USA / 22 points / Frank Henenlotter

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Making the Top 10:

6. Q: The Winged Serpent / USA / 16 points / Larry Cohen
7. White Dog / USA / 15 points / Samuel Fuller
8. Cat People / USA / 14 points / Paul Schrader
9. Litan / France / 13 points / Jean-Pierre Mocky
10. Entity, The / USA / 12 points / Sidney J. Furie

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Others receiving votes:

- Alone in the Dark / USA / Jack Sholder
- Android / USA / Aaron Lipstadt
- Brimstone & Treacle / UK / Richard Loncraine
- Der Fan (Blood Groupie; The Fan) / West Germany / Eckhart Schmidt
- Don't Go to Sleep / USA [TV] / Richard Lang
- Forbidden World / USA / Allan Holzman
- Friday the 13th, Part III / USA / Steve Miner
- Halloween III: Season of the Witch / USA / Tommy Lee Wallace
- Invitation au voyage / France, Italy, West Germany / Peter Del Monte
- La morte vivante (The Living Dead Girl) / France / Jean Rollin
- Lo squartatore di New York (The New York Ripper) / Italy / Lucio Fulci
- Madman / USA / Joe Giannone
- Midnight / USA / John A. Russo
- Mil gritos tiene la noche (Pieces) / Italy, Puerto Rico, Spain, USA / Juan Piquer Simón
- Mizu no nai puuru (A Pool Without Water) / Japan / Kôji Wakamatsu
- Night Warning / USA / William Asher
- One Dark Night / USA / Tom McLoughlin
- Sender, The / UK / Roger Christian
- Slumber Party Massacre, The / USA / Amy Holden Jones
- Swamp Thing / USA / Wes Craven
- Trapped (Baker County U.S.A.; The Killer Instinct) / Canada, USA / William Fruet
- Turkey Shoot (Escape 2000) / Australia / Brian Trenchard-Smith
- Unhinged / USA / Don Gronquist
- Variola vera / Yugoslavia / Goran Markovic
- Visiting Hours / Canada / Jean-Claude Lord
- Wu gong zhou (Centipede Horror) / Hong Kong / Keith Li
- Xtro / UK / Harry Bromley Davenport

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Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Lang nu (1974) [possibly 1976]

... aka: 狼女
... aka: 野女狼
... aka: สาวหมาป่า
... aka: Wanita Serigala
... aka: Wild Female Wolf
... aka: Wolf Girl, The
... aka: Ye nu lang

Directed by:
"Chen Tung Man" (Tung Man Chan)
"Chin Weng" (Kuang Hui)

A year after many were slaughtered by a group of counter revolutionaries, the survivors, who’ve fled to a small village, have been stewing and plotting their revenge ever since. Displaced Lord Hang Pao (probably played by second-billed “Chin Weng” aka co-director Kuang Hiu) is especially pissed since his father was murdered so he goes to visit a black magic-practicing wizard living in a cave to see what his revenge options are. The magician suggests he make a “ghost child.” which will grant any wish he desires. The catch is that the only way to do so is for him to sacrifice the life of his own child while it's still in the mother's womb and he must first get his wife's (“Ai Lan Yeh” / Aranya Namwong) consent before doing so. Overhearing their plans, the wife is not having any of that and flees into the woods. She ends up being taken in by a lonely old widow named Shih (Chosri Misommon) and gives birth to twin girls at her home. The widow offers her home and help to the young mother, but instead she takes one of her babies and runs off into the night. That turns out to be a dumb move as she accidentally falls over a cliff and kills herself. The baby she left with, however, isn't harmed at all by the fall. Thankfully, a pack of wolves (which are played by normal dogs) stumble upon her and, instead of chowing down on the newborn delicacy, decide to raise the baby as their own.






As the one baby girl left in the widow's care (named Aloonee and also played by Namwong) grows into a beautiful young woman, the other girl turns into a dirty, wild woman (Namwong once again) adept at killing small animals with her bare hands and such. Hang Pao and the magician have spent most of that time attempting to get a proper male fetus to create their “ghost child.” That requires Hang Pao to spread his seed to any lady who'll have him and the magician later ambushing the ladies and slicing them open with his “Holy Sword.” Much to their dismay, every single baby has been a girl. Hang Pao decides to marry the bitter, evil and possibly infertile Adi (Lam Dai aka Lin Di aka Metta Rungrat, who's great) to carry on a façade of normalcy and then knocks up a succession of young servant girls, takes them on a walk through the woods and then has the magician do his thing. But still, no male child... and it's been 20 long years since they first started.






Aloonee has an admirer in hard-working carpenter Anan (“Song Pa” / Sombat Methanee), but when Hang Pao lays eyes on her and notices she is a dead ringer for his long-dead wife, he instantly becomes smitten and begins trying to woo her with gifts. Little does he know but it's his own daughter that he's trying to persuade to marry him. Jealous over all that, Hang Pao's wife tries to get revenge by attempting to get pregnant with Anan's child. In an outrageous and hilarious scene, she has four of her young, giggling servant girls push Anan on the bed, tie him up and pull down his pants, then she climbs on top of him and starts raping him! That's followed by a scene of her attempting to coerce her husband to impregnate her “country cousin” who shows up there filthy and stinking (“We only bath twice in a year... I supposed a little water wouldn't hurt me.”) The wife gives her a good “rub down” in the tub but she's so ugly that Hang Pao has a hard time “making it” with her, but eventually does... with the lights out.






The Lord's wife stages a scene to make Anan look like he's cheating on Aloonee, prompting her to take a bunch of sleeping pills. The wife then drugs and has her way with Anan a second time, but cries rape herself when he tries to force her to come clean about what she's been up to. While this amazing little warped soap opera is going down, the Wolf Girl twin and her pack are terrorizing the village, raiding chicken coops, destroying property, eating livestock, trampling gardens, killing people and such. Wolf Girl surprises a couple having sex in a barn and then claws the guy to death with her extra-long blue (!) fingernails. She then slashes the throat of one of the Lord's goons when he attempts to bury Anan alive, takes our hero back to a barn, offers him raw meat, starts licking his face and then then two have doggy-style sex in the hay. All the while, Anan thinks it's Aloonee and she's lost her mind because of all the pills she took.






Meanwhile, the “country cousin” who's been having sex with the Lord discovers she's pregnant and pukes all over the floor. Her Master takes her to the “doctor,” which is actually the cave where the now old and gray magician lives. The two slice open her stomach, discover the baby is male (finally!) and then start the ritual to conjure up the “ghost child” using the cut-out fetus, smoke, a smoldering cow head and chanting. When all that's over, Hang Pao becomes the “Master of the Ghost Child” and is given a special necklace which enables him to summon the ghost at any time he pleases. The little boy ghost / fairy is then sent out to kill the unfaithful wife, who's also having sex with her husband's #1 thug (Choomporn Theppitak) but complications arise when Hang Pao discovers the identities of both Aloonee and the Wolf Girl.






This is a really hard one to rate. On one hand, it's ridiculous, dumb and cheap. On the other hand, it's hilarious, outrageous, weird and never boring. This really isn't SBIG material as it seems somewhat campy from inception. However, the camp is multiplied by about 100 thanks to an often hysterically funny re-dub. This doesn't exactly go the What's Up, Tiger Lilly? route by turning the entire thing into a comedy, but the people who recorded the English dub certainly had a great time poking fun at the absurdity of it all. At one point, the slutty wife character tries to comfort the husband by telling him, “You can't blame yourself, honey bun... You got her pregnant but then she happened to be eaten by wolves.” At a pub, Anan gets drunk and sings a hilarious song that goes “The wolves are terrifying the humans, the humans. It's terrible. It's terrible. Pretty girls are falling in love with the bastard. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. Young girls they are all marrying the old man. It's like throwing pearls before swine. Why do the young girls do it? They do it for the money. Open the box. Open the box. Take the money. Ahhhh!” It's almost as good as the SHADOWS OF BLOOD theme song.






Extremely rare nowadays, the only American home video release this received was through the Hong Kong-based Ocean Shores and their print has a 1981 copyright date on it. In other words, this has been out of proper circulation for over thirty years now. The Ocean Shores print is dark and murky to the point where it's nearly impossible to make out what's happening in the night scenes. Subtitles strangely appear at the very end despite the rest of the film not having them. The entire soundtrack was stolen from other films, including nearly all of Krzysztof Komeda's famous score from ROSEMARY'S BABY (1968) right down to Mia Farrow singing “Lullaby.” IMDb and the Hong Kong Movie Database say it was released in 1974 but the Thai World View database claims 1976. The latter also says the original Thai version no longer exists and this is only available in Mandarin. Guess they don't know about the rare English release.


Lead actor Methanee, who was best known in his home country for his action films (and gets several fight scenes here to show off), is almost completely unknown to American audiences, but he once held the Guinness Book of World Records record for most film appearances... over 600! Methanee himself claims to have appeared in over 2,000 productions if you include television appearances. He and Namwong also appeared together in KRAI THONG (1980).

★★1/2
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