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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Kamillions (1990)

... aka: Wingates, The

Directed by:
Mikel (Mike) B. Anderson

Little was known about the making of this very obscure film until the guys at Junk Food Diner hunted down and interviewed the director, so now there's a bit more background information about this one out there... and what fascinating (and amusing) background information it is! According to the director, who'd previously made and sold a low-budget comedy called Alone in the T-Shirt Zone (1986), an acquaintance of his got into contact with him about a directing opportunity. He then flew to San Francisco and met with a group of producers who'd flown in from Hong Kong. The group already had the budget in place (roughly a million dollars), the locations secured, a script and all of the monsters designed for a horror film. After a disagreement over the initial script, the original writers walked. Anderson then wrote a brand new screenplay in less than two weeks. While he was busy doing that, completely unbeknownst to him, the producers changed gears and wanted a monster-comedy film more in the vein of Tim Burton's then-recent hit Beetlejuice (1988). After reading Anderson's straight horror / sci-fi script, the producers attempted to fire him (despite the fact they hadn't yet told him they were wanting something else) and then re-hired him. Anderson and Harry S. Robins (who also plays a major acting role in the movie) then did yet another script rewrite to work in some comedy.

Filming took place at the Dunsmuir House and Gardens in Oakland, California. The familiar-looking home, which was built in 1899 in the Neoclassical style, was the same house previously seen in Burnt Offerings (1976) and Phantasm (1979). Post production didn't go smoothly because all the money ran out, so the score wasn't properly done. The first cut of the film ran over 2 hours, but much to the horror of the director and the co-writer, the Chinese producers (who didn't quite understand the style of humor) had it reduced to about 90 minutes and apparently chopped out whole scenes rather indiscriminately as they went along. Anderson claims that the film was “basically not finished” and that it's “not edited properly.” In fact, he had little to do with the version that eventually found its way onto home video. The 90-minute cut was released on a completely unknown label (SBM) here in the U.S. and it also popped up on video in a few other countries like Australia and the Netherlands. However, the overall distribution was pretty awful.


Loopy scientist Nathaniel Pickman Wingate (Robins), a graduate of Miskatonic University so we already know he has the highest of monster mayhem credentials, has established a contact point with a parallel universe occupying the same subatomic space as our universe. But before he can go down in the record books with some of the greats, first things first. He has a birthday party to attend... His own. Cheerfully aloof wife Nancy (Laura O'Malley) wants him to stop dilly-dallying and get ready and sends their teenage son Sam (Dan Evans) to prod him along, but Nathan just can't pull himself away from his work despite the fact he only has 4 hours of coolant left to safely operate his machinery or else he'll end up blowing up half the planet. While peering into the alternate dimension he's discovered, Nathan spots a bunch of unknown lifeforms. He's then sucked into the portal and two little insect-like monsters are spit out into our world.







Meanwhile, Nancy greets a succession of party guests starting with her snobby, bitchy sister-in-law Angelica (Kate Alexander), who isn't five minutes there before she's criticizing nearly every member of the family. Angelica technically owns half of the huge mansion but she's been unable to get her money out of it due to her brother and his family still living there, so I guess she at least has a reason to be bitter. Long-absent, extremely wealthy cousin Desmon (Christopher Gasti), who's a famous count in Liechtenstein, shows up next all the way from Europe. And then dropping by in is family friend Lawrence Newman (David Allan Shaw), who claims to have given up the bad life (like paying for escorts) to become a conservative (“Obviously the tragic result of a liberal upbringing!”) reverend but is actually just your usual greedy / sex-obsessed hypocrite in clergy's clothing. He also keeps trying to hawk some program called “Dynagetics” in an obvious dig at L. Ron Hubbard's “Dianetics,” which was all over the place at the time.







The two little creatures; one good, one evil, have the amazing power of mimicry and can rearrange their physical structure to become an exact duplicate of any organism or physical object. In other words, they can transform into whomever or whatever they want at will. They also have telekinetic abilities, can animate inanimate objects, read minds and possess many other abilities. The bad creature (which turns out to be a 10-year-old brat in the other dimension) ends up attacking and possessing Desmon, while the good creature (the brat's babysitter) sneaks into son Sam's closet, glances up at pin-up poster and transforms into the image of Sam's dream girl: a model named Jasmine (Dru-Anne Cakmis, who also starred in Albert Pyun's VICIOUS LIPS [1986] under the name "Dru-Anne Perry"). Sam, of course, falls hard for Jasmine even though he can't quite explain why she's suddenly materialized in his closet, while Desmon goes on a killing spree; gleefully offing various guests and family members in bizarre ways.







This plot seems to have been inspired not only by H.P. Lovecraft's writings but also Stuart Gordon's hit Lovecraft adaptations Re-Animator (1985) and From Beyond (1986). As for the rest, it appears they swiped elements from The Deadly Spawn (1983), Gremlins (1984), Weird Science (1985), Terror Vision (1986), Critters 2 (1988), the Nightmare on Elm Street films, Beetlejuice and numerous other then-popular films, put them in a blender and hit “Mix “ Thankfully, this is still filled with fun sequences that make the film worth a look. During one, a man's penis turns into a giant snake-like monster. During another, a woman's fox stole comes to life and attacks her before she's transformed into a cockroach. One guy gets electrocuted with jumper cables, the obnoxious daughter (Allison Rachel Golde) gets a telephone shoved down her throat and Sam's best friend (Andrew Ross Litzky) is squashed down to where he fits inside of a fish bowl. The bad creature takes on several forms throughout, including that of a chair.







Because this was clearly made in good spirits, isn't all that sleazy (there's no nudity, very little bad language and no real gore) and has a rather upbeat tone, it maintains a sort of innocent, infectious old fashioned charm throughout. The acting's mixed (and downright wooden in a few instances) but decent for the most part and the production values, photography, lighting, sets and all that are adequate. Despite what the director and co-writer have said in regards to the editing and score, I didn't notice any major problems with the continuity or flow of the film. I'm sure it's not the complete vision they had for it and they have every right to be disappointed, but what's here and how it's presented certainly isn't bad either. 







After filming was completed, Anderson returned home feeling bummed about his experiences, not to mention broke. The tide soon turned though when he got a job working on a little animated show that was still in its infancy back in 1990: The Simpsons. He worked his way up on the series, starting as a character layout artist and finally becoming a director, winning several Emmy Awards in the process. Robins would later become well-known in the gamer world for providing the voice Dr. Isaac Kleiner in the Half-Life video game series, while cinematographer Kathleen Beeler went on to a successful career working for Industrial Light & Magic. Assistant director William Rice co-directed his own weird horror flick, The Vineyard (1989), at the Dunsmuir House at around the same time.


Trivia Note: The was supposed to be called (the properly-spelled) Chameleons but one of the Hong Kong investors insisted that be changed to Kamillions because he feared people would mispronounce the title! Incidentally, this name change actually ends up suiting the film perfectly because of its comedic tone, the fact that these chameleons are from another dimension and it's how the dumb sister character spells it on a piece of paper.

★★1/2

The 2015 Orloks - 1973 Results

Started many moons ago by Prof-Hieronymos-Grost, the Orloks were a yearly poll on the IMDb horror boards where users submitted Top 5 lists of their favorite horror movies for each year. All of the results were then tabulated to come up with a definitive list of the year's most-liked genre offerings. Alas, when the good Professor decided to depart the boards years ago, the awards went with him... that is until now. IMDb-er seth_yeah - taking on responsibilities as both host and calculator - has decided to bring back this long-standing tradition in 2015, and now the awards will have a permanent place right here on this blog. Scoring is rather simple and done on a weighted system where first choice receives 5 points, second choice 4 points, etc., with a +1 bonus then awarded to the #1 selection on each list. IMDb release years are being used, but it is left up to voters to determine what they may or may not consider horror (which may be in conflict with IMDb's genre labeling system). If you'd like to participate, head on over to the IMDb HORROR BOARDS to vote! So without any further ado, the results...

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1973
Top 5
* * * * * * * * * *
1. The Exorcist
USA / 69 points / William Friedkin
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2. The Wicker Man
UK / 52 points / Robin Hardy
* * * * * * * * * *
3. Don't Look Now
Italy, UK / 29 points / Nicolas Roeg
* * * * * * * * * *
4. Theatre of Blood
UK / 26 points / Douglas Hickox
* * * * * * * * * *
5. (tie) Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things
USA / 15 points / Bob Clark
* * * * * * * * * *
5. (tie) The Crazies
USA / 15 points / George A. Romero

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Making the Top 10:

6. (tie) I corpi presentano tracce di violenza carnale (Torso) / Italy / 14 points / Sergio Martino
6. (tie) Lisa e il diavolo (Lisa and the Devil) / Italy, Spain, West Germany / 14 points / Mario Bava
6. (tie) Messiah of Evil / USA / 14 points / Willard Huyck, Gloria Katz
7. Legend of Hell House, The / UK / 12 points / John Hough
8. Flesh for Frankenstein / France, Italy, USA / 10 points / Paul Morrissey
9. Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural / USA / 8 points / Richard Blackburn
10. (tie) Candy Snatchers, The / USA / 6 points / Guerdon Trueblood
10. (tie) Die Zärtlichkeit der Wölfe (Tenderness of the Wolves) / West Germany / 6 points / Ulli Lommel
10. (tie) Ganja & Hess / USA / 6 points / Bill Gunn
10. (tie) La semana del asesino (The Cannibal Man) / Spain / 6 points / Eloy de la Iglesia
10. (tie) Night Strangler, The / USA [TV] / 6 points / Dan Curtis
10. (tie) Vault of Horror, The / UK, USA / 6 points / Roy Ward Baker

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Others receiving votes:

- Ceremonia sangrienta (The Legend of Blood Castle) / Italy, Spain / Jorge Grau
- Creeping Flesh, The / UK / Freddie Francis
- Devicanska svirka / Yugoslavia / Djordje Kadijevic
- Devil in Miss Jones / USA / Gerard Damiano
- Don't Be Afraid of the Dark / USA [TV] / John Newland
- Don't Look in the Basement (The Forgotten) / USA / S.F. Brownrigg
- Dværgen (The Sinful Dwarf) / Denmark, USA / Vidal Raski
- Frankenstein / USA [TV] / Glenn Jordan
- Frankenstein: The True Story / USA [TV] / Jack Smight
- La campana del infierno (A Bell from Hell) / France, Spain / Claudio Guerín
- La corrupción de Chris Miller (The Corruption of Chris Miller) / Spain / Juan Antonio Bardem
- La morte ha sorriso all'assassino (Death Smiles on a Murderer) / Italy / Joe D'Amato
- La morte negli occhi del gatto (Seven Deaths in the Cat's Eye) / France, Italy, West Germany / Antonio Margheriti
- La nuit des étoiles filantes (A Virgin Among the Living Dead) / Belgium, France, Italy, Liechtenstein / Jesus Franco
- La rose de fer (The Iron Rose) / France / Jean Rollin
- La saga de los Drácula (The Dracula Saga) / Spain / León Klimovsky
- Love Me Deadly / USA / Jacques Lacerte
- Malatesta's Carnival of Blood / USA / Christopher Speeth
- Picture of Dorian Gray, The / USA [TV] / Glenn Jordan
- Return, The / UK [short] / Sture Rydman
- Satanic Rites of Dracula, The / UK / Alan Gibson
- Scream Bloody Murder / USA / Marc B. Ray
- Sisters / USA / Brian De Palma
- Sssssss / USA / Bernard L. Kowalski
- Thriller - en grym film (Thriller: A Cruel Picture) / Sweden / Bo Arne Vibenius
- Una vela para el diablo (It Happened at Nightmare Inn) / Spain / Eugenio Martín
- Voices / UK / Kevin Billington
- Westworld / USA / Michael Crichton

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Links here will be connected when the time comes.

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The 2015 Orloks - 1955 Results

Started many moons ago by Prof-Hieronymos-Grost, the Orloks were a yearly poll on the IMDb horror boards where users submitted Top 5 lists of their favorite horror movies for each year. All of the results were then tabulated to come up with a definitive list of the year's most-liked genre offerings. Alas, when the good Professor decided to depart the boards years ago, the awards went with him... that is until now. IMDb-er seth_yeah - taking on responsibilities as both host and calculator - has decided to bring back this long-standing tradition in 2015, and now the awards will have a permanent place right here on this blog. Scoring is rather simple and done on a weighted system where first choice receives 5 points, second choice 4 points, etc., with a +1 bonus then awarded to the #1 selection on each list. IMDb release years are being used, but it is left up to voters to determine what they may or may not consider horror (which may be in conflict with IMDb's genre labeling system). If you'd like to participate, head on over to the IMDb HORROR BOARDS to vote! So without any further ado, the results...

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1955
Top 5
* * * * * * * * * *
1. Les diaboliques (Diabolique)
France / 47 points / Henri-Georges Clouzot
* * * * * * * * * *
2. The Night of the Hunter
USA / 43 points / Charles Laughton
* * * * * * * * * *
3. Dementia (Daughter of Horror)
USA / 27 points / John Parker
* * * * * * * * * *
4. (tie) The Quatermass Xperiment (The Creeping Unknown)
UK / 23 points / Val Guest
* * * * * * * * * *
4. (tie) Tarantula
USA / 23 points / Jack Arnold
* * * * * * * * * *
5. Three Cases of Murder
UK / 15 points / David Eady, George More O'Ferrall, Wendy Toye

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Making the Top 10:

6. (tie) Bride of the Monster / USA / 8 points / Edward D. Wood Jr.
6. (tie) This Island Earth / USA / 8 points / Joseph M. Newman
7. It Came from Beneath the Sea / USA / 6 points / Robert Gordon
8. Cult of the Cobra / USA / 4 points / Francis D. Lyon
9. (tie) Day the World Ended / USA / 3 points / Roger Corman
9. (tie) L'affaire des poisons (The Case of Poisons) / France, Italy / 3 points / Henri Decoin
9. (tie) Revenge of the Creature / USA / 3 points / Jack Arnold
10. (tie) Beast with a Million Eyes, The / USA / 1 point / Roger Corman, David Kramarsky
10. (tie) Gojira no gyakushû (Godzilla Raids Again) / Japan / 1 point / Motoyoshi Oda
10. (tie) Kaidan botan-dôrô (The Haunted Lantern) / Japan / 1 point / Akira Nobuchi

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Others receiving votes:

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Links here will be connected when the time comes.

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Monday, July 27, 2015

El ser (1982)

... aka: Being, The
... aka: Ectoplásma (Ectoplasm)
... aka: Psychophobia
... aka: Psychophobia: Der Killer aus der 4. Dimension (Psychophobia: The Killer from the 4th Dimension)

Directed by:
"Seymour Darbowitz" (Sebastián D'Arbó)

When Psychophobia fell into my lap, I didn't know what to think. I'd never heard of this one before and there was very little information about it online. I first examined the video box. Directed by Seymour Darbowitz? Who? Starring Mary Saint Peter, Ramsey Oliver and Nelson Mentley? Nope, never heard of them either. Produced by Orgaro Wax Museum? Ha! WHAT?! I then put on my Sherlock Holmes cap and began snooping around online. I first found the IMDb page, which claims this is an Italian production released in 1985 but otherwise contains the exact same scant information that can be found on the box. The only difference is that they say “Darbowitz” is is a pseudonym for “Stefano D'Arbo;” someone else I'd never even heard of before. A click on D'Arbo's name revealed this was the only film he'd ever directed. Damn, I'd hit a brick wall and was back to square one. Still, I didn't let this little setback discourage me. I looked over the video box once again to see if I could pick up any clue or think of any actors who may match the Anglicized names. It was then it finally hit me: I recognized the distinctive-looking actor pictured on the box. Well, he's not exactly pictured on the box, it's more like a painting, but I knew this guy from something and my first instinct was that it was something Spanish.



After plugging many names into Google Image, I finally uncovered the mystery man's identity: Narciso Ibáñez Menta. Once a big horror star on Argentinian television, Menta went on to act in numerous later Spanish genre films, often for director León Klimovsky. I'd already seen no less than three of those plus an Argentinian Poe portmanteau called THE MASTER OF HORROR (1960) he starred in. It then clicked that Menta was the “Nelson Mentley” listed on the box, which meant the other names also had a real identity that somewhat closely matched the fake one. After that, all of the pieces quickly fell into place. Psychophobia is actually the English-dubbed version of a film originally called El ser (“The Being”). It was first released to theaters in 1982, not 1985, and is Spanish in origin, not Italian. The director isn't Darbowitz nor is he Stefano, but a guy named Sebastián D'Arbó. The other two stars aren't “Mary Saint Peter” and “Ramsey Oliver,” but Mercedes Sampietro and Ramiro Oliveros. Both Psychophobia and El ser are listed on IMDb, so this is another of those instances where they have the same film listed two separate times. There's also a run time discrepancy, with IMDb claiming the film is 90 minutes while the version I watched was 77 and shows none of the usual tell-tale signs of having been cut.



Now that this long-standing mystery is finally solved (even if I'm not the first person to crack the case, let's pretend I am so I can at least feel justified for all the wear and tear I put on my brain trying to figure this out), on with the show...






Unemployed housewife Eva Serkovich (Sampietro) has recently lost her beloved husband Charles (José Gras, star of such gutter junk as MAD FOXES) in an airplane crash; forcing her to raise their two young children; son Alex (Daniel Arbones, the director's son) and daughter Miriam (Giordina Reinón), all on her own. Running low on funds, Mary goes to beg real estate agency manager Mr. Presley (Alfred Lucchetti) to wait until she collects on insurance to start up her house payments again, but he sends her out the door and tells her it may be years before her husband's employer, the powerful Atomic Cell corporation, actually pay up... if they pay up. Seems there's a complication that may keep her from getting any money at all. Mary then goes to see her brother-in-law George (Jordi Serrat) and his wife Rita (Asunción Vitoria), who pretty much echo the bank president's sentiments. Already at her breaking point from losing her spouse and the associated stress from all that, strange, creepy and possibly even supernatural things begin happening in and around her home.

Things start out with bizarre nightmares, strange noises (like the sound of footsteps on the roof) and some unusual though minor events (like a doorbell ringing all on its own) before escalating into scarier territory. Alex and Miriam spook their mom late one night with a werewolf mask, but both claim they were put up to it by a man they'd never seen before who came in through the window and seemed to know the layout of their house without having ever been there. And then, after Mr. Presley swings by late one night and offers to relieve Eva's debt if she'll have sex with him, he's found dead right outside the home in his car. An autopsy reveals he'd been strangled by someone with enough brute strength to sever his spine. Eva also has the uneasy feeling she's being watched at all times by someone or some thing hiding in the home.






Nonetheless, a newly-single widow's gotta move on and thankfully her old college friend, lawyer James Ronald (Oliveros), is around to give her legal advice. He's also newly single himself since his wife left him. When the two start getting a little too cozy on the couch, both of Eva's children wake up screaming in pain and have to be rushed off to the hospital. The doctor can find nothing wrong with either. It appears that someone insanely jealous doesn't want poor Eva to move with her life. I couldn't imagine who that may be. Yes indeedy, it appears that the ghost of the dead hubby is intent on making his presence known to his former wife and is using a variety of different techniques to accomplish this. One of these involves possessing the body of comatose, terminally-ill cancer patient Albert Ramsey (Rafael Anglada) and making him rise from his hospital bed to pay Eva and her kids a spooky visit by revealing things only Charles would know.






Of course, the spirit must especially hates James, especially since whatever's responsible has a habit of making household items explode whenever Eva and James attempt to get romantic. Though skeptical, James goes to famous parapsychologist Professor Oliver (Menta), who agrees to help them as long as no reporters and no police are involved. Oliver begins his investigation by questioning Eva and then testing her to see if she's able to “generate psychic energy.” He then discusses a bunch of mumbo jumbo about how the house may not be cursed or even haunted, but instead filled with negative “immaterial forces” that have become trapped there. With help from some of his students, he sets up cameras and infrared lights in an attempt to photograph the condensation of said bad energy, or its ectoplasm. But what's really going on?






During the final half hour or so, the director / writer decides to go into overkill mode with the subplots and twists. Charles' former boss Mr. Evans (Josep Maria Angelat) is killed (off-screen) right after Eva visits. Eva's in-laws claim that James may not be who he claims to be and has ties with the real estate firm that wants to repossess her house. Research into the home's history reveal that its first owners were Satanists who performed black magic there and they, along with everyone else who's ever inhabited the house, has mysteriously died. A gravedigger (Víctor Israel) claims he's seen a still living Charles at the cemetery despite the fact a charred corpse rests in his grave. A pair of police officers (Enric Casamitjana and Carlos Villafranca) investigating the deaths have their own differing theories about what's going on, including suspecting that the real estate company is attempting to scare Eva out of the house.

Professor Oliver, on the other hand, thinks that Eva may be involuntarily responsible, informing her that “... you're under such an immense state of stress that it makes you receptive to that psychic power in the house. Consequently, you transform that energy by altering the frequency of your brain waves and you put it in action, subconsciously projecting it and directing it toward a certain person or place or object.”  Yeah, sure, OK. Oliver then proposes a possible solution: Identifying just whose spirit (or energy) is causing the problems and then destroying him / her / it with “ultra-sonic waves.” Considering the director is also the author of numerous books on otherworldly phenomenon, like the Enciclopedia de parapsicología y ciencias ocultas, we pretty much already know who's right and who's wrong as far as these strange occurrences are concerned.






While convoluted, talky and tame (though we get some brief nudity and an exploding head toward the end), this at least has its own wacky and sometimes interesting ideas that fly directly in the face of both science and organized religion. While some of the English dubbing is laughable, the acting (especially from the leading lady and Menta) is good, and the last ten or so minutes are lively, fun and pretty decent payoff for enduring the film's rocky midsection. The Beatles' “Let It Be” is heard on the radio at one point and there's another scene of the kids watching a Return of the Jedi “making of” special on TV; two things I doubt the filmmakers actually got permission to use.


I could only find evidence of two VHS releases; a German one on the VCL label and under the title Psychophobia: Der Killer aus der 4. Dimension (“Psychophobia: The Killer from the 4th Dimension") and a Finnish one on the Magnum Video label. Though this was never released here in America on video, it did turn up on Commander USA'S Groovie Movies on the USA Network in 1986. That was the first time, and perhaps also the last time, this was widely seen by a U.S. audience.

★★1/2
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