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Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Wild beasts - Belve feroci (1984)

... aka: Noche de la fiera, La (Night of the Beast)
... aka: Savage Beasts
... aka: Wild Beast
... aka: Wild Beasts
... aka: Wild Beasts Will Get You!, The
... aka: Zoológico del Terror, El (Zoo Terror)

Directed by:
Franco Prosperi

The first ten minutes open with a quote from "Francis Thrive" (who?), a horrible song, smokestacks, foamy water, a bunch of used hypodermic needles lying around all over the place, zookeepers chopping up a (real) dead horse with a cleaver and then feeding the parts to a bunch of big cats, a tiger having a seizure after being drugged and a creepy topless scene featuring a girl who looks to be about 10-11 years old at the most. That should pretty much prepare everyone for what's to follow in this late-issue Euro-trash riff on all those popular killer animals flicks of the 1970s. This one is actually extremely similar to an earlier made-for-American-TV-movie called THE BEASTS ARE ON THE STREETS (1978), only with the added attraction of gore, a little bit of nudity and a flagrant disregard for the safety of the animal participants, none of which should come as a surprise considering who made this. Franco Prosperi had burst onto the scene decades earlier with the international box office hit Mondo cane (1962); a documentary featuring several scenes of real animal slaughter that shocked audiences of the day. It not only ended up being nominated for numerous major awards (including the Palme d'Or at Cannes and Grammy and Oscar nominations for its soundtrack) but also single-handedly invented a new sub-genre called the "mondo film" (documentaries made for the sole purpose of shocking viewers). Prosperi, along with his co-directors on the film; Gualtiero Jacopetti and Paolo Cavaro, continued on in that subgenre for a number of years, churning out such titles as Women of the World (1963), Mondo pazzo aka Mondo Cane No. 2 (1963) and Africa addio aka Africa Blood and Guts (1966). Many of those featured scenes of violence toward animals, a trend that continues here in what turned out to be Prosperi's final film.







Set in an unnamed "Northern European City;" one of the first things we actually see is a sign for the "Frankfurt Zoo" (that they poorly attempt to hide behind a tree branch!), which puts us in Germany. There's not much in the way of plot in this one. Industrial waste containing the hallucinogen phencyclidine (improperly labeled "phenol acids" on a title card at the end) has infiltrated parts of the city water supply system, contaminating it. At a zoo, veterinarian Dr. Rupert Berner (John Aldrich) and his partner / sort-of love interest Laura Schwarz (Lorraine De Selle) begin noticing that the animals - who've been drinking the water, of course - are behaving rather strangely. Before they can get to the bottom of things, malfunctioning security at the zoo unleashes a horde of beasts from their cages, who then hit the streets at night and begin killing. The first victims are a pair of teenagers having sex in a car, who are ambushed by an army of flesh-eating rats that chew them both up (including the woman's breasts in glorious close-up). Lions, tigers and hyenas rip apart a couple of zookeepers and a security guard. A blind man's canine companion turns on him. A cheetah chases after a woman's Volkswagen bug convertible until she crashes and burns to death. A stampede of cows and horses crash through an arcade. A bunch of elephants break through a brick wall (!), enter onto a highway, cause several car crashes and attack a man and woman in a car; strangling the guy and crushing the woman's head by stomping on it! The elephants also push down a gate and enter onto an airport runway, causing an plane to crash into a power plant, which cuts off all power in the city.







While Rupert and his cop buddy, Inspector Nat Braun (Ugo Bologna, from Fulci's ZOMBIE), are busy trying to humanely hunt down the various animals with a tranquilizer gun, Laura rushes to get to her pre-teen daughter Suzy (Louisa Lloyd), whose dance class has been crashed by a vicious polar bear. I should stop right here and note that this is the exact same plot as the aforementioned Beasts Are on the Streets, which also featured a park worker and cop hunting down the animals with a tranquilizer gun and the mom character / romantic interest rushing to try to get to her young daughter, who's in danger. Both films also feature animals breaking through fences, busting through windows, strolling city streets and causing a bunch of car accidents. Though the animals in BAOTS were just regular animals on the loose and the ones here have been made extra-violent by drug contamination, it's quite obvious Prosperi saw the earlier movie and decided to turn that tame, modest film into a gory exploitation flick. Only one of these movies was supervised by the American Humane Society... and it wasn't this one.






While Wild Beasts does muster up a few good horror sequences and a surprise ending I didn't see coming at all, the amount of actual violence committed against living animals puts a damper on the fun and the fact they attempt to justify it by hiding behind a flagrantly hypocritical message is pretty pathetic. The opening quote warns us that "Our madness engulfs everything and infects innocent victims such as children or animals." The filmmakers then go on to prove that quote true by covering an "innocent" terrified cat with a swarm of rats, having a guy with a flamethrower set "innocent" rats on fire and entrapping an "innocent" pig and an "innocent" cow in pins and letting a hyena and a lion chew them up. I also have to wonder how warped someone has to be to think it's OK to take a domesticated pet - which is, after all, an animal conditioned to trust us - and then completely violate that trust by turning around and harming the poor animal. I can handle any amount of simulated violence directed toward whoever or whatever and have no issue with any of that, but seeing animals really being hurt and killed for entertainment's sake just isn't my idea of a good time. Some viewers out there aren't going to be the least bit bothered by any of that, but I'm putting it out there as a warning for those who do. That said, the animal violence here is a bit tamer than what you'd see in a lot of other cannibal and mondo films from the 60s, 70s and 80s.







Lead actress De Selle (who now works primarily as a TV producer) was a frequent presence in Euro exploitation films and also no stranger to films featuring animal violence, having already starred in one of the primary offenders in this category: Cannibal ferox (1981). She also had roles in the cult favorites Emanuelle in America (1977), which also exploited an animal... though in a much kinder fashion (*wink*), and The House on the Edge of the Park (1980). Lead actor Aldrich wasn't an actor at all (this is his only known role) and is clearly an animal specialist in real life, as he's asked to interact with and handle tigers, bears, snakes and other wild animals. Most of the rest of the cast are also one-timers, many of whom are likely either circus or zoo workers used to the dangerous animals. In fact, aside from De Selle and Bologna, John Stacy (Zeder aka Revenge of the Dead) and Alessandro Freyberger (Caligula II: The Untold Story) are the only other cast members with other acting credits. Production for Wild Beasts actually began in Africa, but had to be relocated to Europe thanks to a terrorist attack!







The only U.S. video issuing that I'm aware of came in 1985 on the Lightning / Vestron label under the title The Wild Beasts Will Get You! That release was horribly-dubbed, too dark and murky and had terrible English-language dubbing, among other problems. The German company Camera Obscura however released a better-quality DVD in 2011 with German, Italian and English audio options as well as English and German subtitles. This restored print actually looks great and the film has surprisingly glossy production values for a film of this caliber, something you'd never have guessed viewing the Lightning tape. Extras on the DVD include a thirty minute interview with the director and a bonus booklet about the history the "animal attack" subgenre.

★★

Friday, March 14, 2014

Neon Maniacs (1986)

... aka: Evil Dead Warriors

Directed by:
Joseph Mangine

When the world is ruled by violence and the soul of mankind fades, the children's path shall be darkened by the shadows of the Neon Maniacs. Yeah, ok. While celebrating her 18th birthday at some park late at night, high school senior Natalie Lawrence (Leilani Sarelle) - or as her friends like to call her "the last virgin in San Fran" - and a group of her chums are attacked by a slew of mutants. And not just any mutants; these guys each have their own specific identity, gimmick and weapon. There's a samurai with a sword, a Native American with a spear and tomahawk, a "decapitator" with an axe, a hangman with a rope, a medieval knight with a crossbow, a soldier with a machine gun, a doctor, a robot, a little lizard monster, a biker, some kind of shirtless monkey-man and others. They quickly slice and dice their way through the teenagers; spearing a head, shooting an arrow into a back, cutting a body in half, hanging a guy over a tree and even decapitating a topless girl in the middle of giving a blowjob. Before all is said and done, everyone is dead except for Natalie, who manages to lock herself inside a van. By the time the police show up all of the dead bodies have disappeared and all they can find to corroborate Natalie's story is vehicle damage and puddles of mysterious, unidentifiable green slime. Only two people actually believe our heroine. The first is her classmate Steven (Alan Hayes aka the guy who got his crotch harpooned by Jason in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter) and the second is a young girl named Paula (Donna Locke).







Paula is no ordinary girl, but a horror-movie-obsessed one who shoots her own camcorder horror films (much to the displeasure of her bitchy mother) and has monster masks hanging up all over her room. She learns from a friend about what happened at the park and knows she needs to be in on this. Since Natalie would rather just forget about it and refuses to discuss it, Paula decides to do some investigating on her own. She follows the slime puddles to underneath the Golden Gate Bridge and, after being scared away by the cops, returns later that evening armed with her camera. Though the footage of the mutants she shoots is ruined by a rainstorm, she does at least discover their only weakness: water, which is like acid to them. Natalie is suspended from school after getting into an altercation with the sister of one of the victims, but being home doesn't turn out to be such a good thing when one of the mutants shows up and she has a nightmare about it raining blood.







While they're out on a date, the mutants chase Natalie and Steven around through the subway and then try to get them on a bus. One shows up at Paula's home and tries to kill her too, but she manages to kill it in the shower. Since the cops aren't of any use, the three decide to hand out water pistols to everyone at their high school's annual "Battle of the Bands" in hope that the mutants will just randomly show up there. And wouldn't ya know it; in all of San Francisco, they do just randomly show up and start slaughtering everyone in sight. There's dismemberment, decapitation, hooks and all kinds of silly, fast-paced nonsense. The mutant doctor (played by Andrew Divoff in his film debut) ethers the security guard and cuts out his heart and then slashes a cop's throat with a scalpel. A biker drags a guy through the hallway with a chain. Paula breaks out a fire hose and starts hosing all the creatures down. For some reason, Natalie and Steven decide to stay in the school while everyone else is fleeing and are stalked by several mutants who then just kind of disappear and don't even do anything.






There are definitely some positive things going on here. For starters, Makeup Effects Labs' Allan A. Apone and Douglas J. White have done some fairly good designs on the bad guys and the sheer variety of mutants on display is interesting in concept. There are even some striking similarities between this and Clive Barker's later (1988) novel "Cabal." And then there's the "Battle of the Bands" scene, which is... well, maybe not technically a positive thing but I laughed, anyway. In one corner we have "The Outlaws;" a God awful "light rock" band singing love songs so corny they'd make Michael Bolton vomit. In the other corner we have "Jaded;" an equally-awful hair metal mess with a strutting, crotch-thrusting, prissy lead singer. Since the mutants crash the "battle" before it ends we never find out who wins, but I can tell you who loses: anyone watching with functioning eardrums. The final bright spot of this production is the enjoyable character of Paula and the delightful unknown actress who plays her. Now, on to the negative. That would include the direction, writing, editing, music, sound, most of the acting and pretty much everything else.







Considering the credited writer is Mark Patrick Carducci , who also wrote Pumpkinhead (1988) and the TV movie Buried Alive (1990), both of which were competent, I'd say his original concept got botched somewhere along the way. Mr. Carducci took his own life in 1997, but if he were alive today, I'd ask him the following questions:
  • Who are the mutants?
  • What are the mutants?
  • Where do the mutants come from?
  • Why do the mutants kill people?
  • What does that deck of over-sized tarot cards a fisherman finds during the pre-credits sequence have to do with the mutants?
  • How did the mutants end up living inside the Golden Gate Bridge?
  • How long have the mutants been living inside the Golden Gate Bridge?
  • If the mutants keep sneaking out and massacring everyone in sight, how have the mutants gone undetected for so long?
  • Why do the mutants only come out at night?
  • Why does water dissolve the mutants?
  • Knowing that water dissolves them, why would the mutants choose to stay in a city near the ocean?
  • Why are the mutants singling out, stalking and trying to kill Natalie?
  • What was the point of making an issue of Natalie's virginity when it has absolutely nothing to do with the plot?
  • How can the mutants locate various characters when they would have no way of knowing where they lived or where they'd be from one moment to the next?
  • Where the hell did all of the surviving mutants go at the end of the film?
None of the above questions are answered. The mutants are just there without purpose or reason; killing people, again, for no reason. Seeing how they went to great lengths to make each of the mutant designs so distinctive and elaborate, you'd figure they'd set aside a minute or two to provide them with an origin, an explanation or a mythology to make them, you know, actually interesting.







Neon Maniacs was filmed on a budget of 1.5 million dollars back in 1984 and took three years to get out on VHS here (through Vestron). I could find no evidence that it played in American theaters, but it was shown at a French film festival in the Spring of 1986 and seems to have been better-distribution in Europe than here in U.S.. The director (who passed away in 2006) was best known as a cinematographer and had shot such genre favorites as ALLIGATOR (1980) and ALONE IN THE DARK (1982) prior. Also in the cast are Victor Brandt as a detective, Marta Kober (aka the girl who got speared while having sex in Friday the 13th, Part II), Jessie Lawrence Ferguson, John Lafayette and Solly Marx (who played the killer in the 1984 slasher flick Silent Madness). There were numerous VHS releases in the 80s and a bare bones DVD from Anchor Bay in 2003. Code Red announced a blu ray release for later this year.

★1/2
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