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Showing posts with label John Agar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Agar. Show all posts

Sunday, February 23, 2020

Journey to the Seventh Planet (1961)

... aka: Journey to the 7th Planet
... aka: Monstro do Planeta Perdido (Monster of the Lost Planet)
... aka: Objectif : Septième Planète (Objective: Seventh Planet)
... aka: Viaje al séptimo planeta (Travel to the Seventh Planet)

Directed by:
Sid (Sidney W.) Pink

How's this for optimism? It's 2001 and the world is entirely peaceful. All countries now get along and work together in perfect harmony for the betterment of all mankind. Instead of endless war, greed, ignorance and self interest, humans now have a collective insatiable thirst for knowledge, science and exploring the final frontier. Yes, I know this is just a cheesy old sci-fi movie, but the opening narration, woodenly delivered as it is, is so hopeful for a nice future for everyone that it can't help but put a smile on your face.

The United Nations is now leading the way in space exploration. Thus far teams of explorers - called the "space fleet" - have visited and mapped out every planet down through Saturn in their search for other life. We'll just make believe that Mercury doesn't have a daytime surface temperature that can melt lead and Saturn isn't comprised mostly of gas with an average temperature of -288 degrees Fahrenheit. As of yet, no sign of life has been discovered anywhere by the fleet... but we've not yet tried Uranus! Yes, the same Uranus that's basically a big ball of ice, gas and swirling fluids. And the same Uranus that doesn't even really have a surface to successfully land a spacecraft upon let alone a surface where one could hop out and go exploring. And the same Uranus that has an average temperature of -353 degrees F. I hope these guys bring a sweater!





Space Ship Explorer 12 is headed to the titular destination, where they will land, survey, map out and investigate the seventh planet over the course of ten days. They are also to look into a "radiation signal" that has been traced back to the planet. On board are girl-crazy American Captain Donald Graham (John Agar), who's obsessed with actress, model and former Miss Denmark Greta Thyssen and has "worked and schemed for two months" to get a date with her, only to have to cancel at the last minute so he could go on this trip. The British representative, and heading the mission, is the all-business Commander Eric Nilsson (Carl Ottosen). Lt. Karl Heinrich (Peter Mönch) is the young German novice who's making his very first trip to space. There's also Irish radio and radar technician Barry O'Sullivan (Ove Sprogøe) and atomic units expert Svend (Louis Miehe-Renard) from Sweden.

Once the men cross into Uranus' atmosphere, they all enter a state of suspended animation as an alien voice-over announces itself and its motivations. I have waited long for this moment. Give me your minds; your innermost thoughts. You are powerless. I shall drain your minds and bend your will to mine. You will submit and I shall possess you. Through your minds and bodies, I shall rule you and make your world mine! Once the men come to, they realize they've been under for quite some time; days or perhaps even months. They land the ship and make another startling discovery: Instead of the expected -200 degree frigid temperatures, noxious atmosphere made entirely of hydrogen, helium and methane gases and barren, rocky land made of frozen ammonia, they find the planet green and lush, with moderate temperatures, a low radiation level and an atmosphere similar to that of the Earth.








Before they can even run a thorough atmosphere test, something or someone opens their air lock for them. The men grab their guns and decide to take a look. Immediately, Svend recognizes the forest. It looks identical to the plot of woods where he spent his youth. However, the plants have no roots and the entire area is surrounded by a barrier that's penetrable but so cold on the other side it instantly freezes whatever breaks through. As Eric recalls his childhood of birch trees and a windmill, the images appear right on the horizon right behind him. But, as they soon discover, nothing on this planet actually exists. Whatever being is controlling things has the extraordinary power to take bits and pieces from the crew's minds; their thoughts, fears, desires and memories, and use those to create this deceptively welcoming environment.








Other pleasant scenery, namely seductive and scantily-clad young women, is being used either to distract or try to lure the men to their doom. Eric's family farm materializes and with it comes blonde, beautiful and bosomy village girl Ingrid (Ann Smyrner) and her sweet cakes, which he fondly remembers from his youth. U.N. biologist Lise (Ulla Moritz), whom Don was interested in dating back on Earth, appears outside the ship asking him to meet her later that night, followed by a surprise visit by Greta Thyssen herself, who does the same. And Karl is also haunted by the one who got away; childhood sweetheart Ursula (Mimi Heinrich), who eventually makes an appearance at a crucial moment to swipe a weapon. With it already established just what's going on, most of the men aren't going to fall for it, right? Well, they try their best at the start but their desires eventually get the better of a few of them.

Eric, Don and Karl decide to venture past the force-field like barrier. Inside is the Uranus they expected to see in the first place: freezing, rocky and filled with razor-sharp ice formations and "ammonia snow" which has no adhesive properties and acts more like quicksand. Inside they encounter a bubbling green substance that may contain the evil alien responsible. "You have come to me, evil, stupid men!" it says before unleashing a hairy, rodent-like one-eyed monster. After shooting out the creature's eye with their laser guns, the men flee back to their space ship. During a return trip, the main alien, which is a giant, super-intelligent brain capable of absorbing anyone who touches it, unleashes a giant tarantula on them, which they manage to crush with rocks. But clearly the brain creature itself isn't going to go down as easily, so they must concoct another plan.








This starts out promisingly enough. The general idea of an alien turning one's subconscious into a weapon and then crafting duplicate imagery based on memories is pretty ingenious, though this was possibly cribbed from an old Ray Bradbury story called "Mars Is Heaven!" that was published back in 1948. This is even a bit eerie upon the astronaut's initial arrival on the mysterious planet. But, sadly, the intrigue doesn't last for too long. Not much of interest is actually done once the premise is established and the action becomes a repetitive slog after awhile, only perked up by the appearances of the monsters. Setting expectations a bit lower, this works OK as colorful, silly sci-fi schlock. The dialogue is awful, the dubbing on the mostly Danish cast (except for Agar) is pretty bad and the sets and miniatures are cheap and unconvincing, but there's still some mild entertainment to be had here.








As for the special effects, we get a large, one-eyed brain creature that doesn't move aside from an eyelid that opens and closes and is usually covered with a psychedelic swirl effect. Other fx on the original cut were deemed so poor that they had to be redone once the film returned to U.S. distributor / financier American International Pictures and producer Samuel Z. Arkoff. Jim Danforth and Wah Chang then added the new rodent creature and other stop motion fx to replace many of the old ones. The tarantula effects were taken from Bert I. Gordon's Earth vs. the Spider (1958) and then tinted blue so they could be edited into this color film.




Prior to making this, Pink produced Bwana Devil (1952), a jungle adventure that single-handedly sparked the 3-D craze of the 50s, and THE ANGRY RED PLANET (1959), which was released with its own "CineMagic" gimmick and also a money-maker. Though born in Pittsburgh, he was a world traveler who lived in a number of other countries. He made this and the monster movie Reptilicus (1961) in Denmark but then moved to Spain and produced a number of other films there like Pyro: The Thing Without a Face (1964), The Sweet Sound of Death (1965) and The Witch Without a Broom (1967). Returning to the U.S., he produced Madigan's Millions, starring a pre-Graduate Dustin Hoffman in an early starring role.

Pink also co-wrote along with frequent collaborator Ib Melchior, who was from Denmark himself and also receives credit as montage director. Danish singer Otto Brandenburg croons the title theme song over the closing credits. The budget was around 75,000 dollars and the movie reportedly was highly profitable.




Journey received pretty wide theatrical distribution in North and South American and Europe and has been released in the U.S. a number of times on home video, starting with many VHS issuings. The Image laserdisc paired it up with Angry Red Planet. The first MGM Midnite Movies DVD release paired this up with INVISIBLE INVADERS (1958). Those two films were then later thrown into a four movie set from MGM that also included Strange Invaders (1983) and the remake of Invaders from Mars (1986). Finally, Kino Lorber restored this for a Blu-ray release in 2016. The print I viewed was the MGM release.

★★

Sunday, October 30, 2016

The Perfect Bride (1991) [copyright 1990]

... aka: Die Alptraumbraut (Nightmare Bride)
... aka: I död och lust (In Death and Lust)
... aka: La fiancée (The Fiancee)
... aka: Mariage de sang (Blood Wedding)

Directed by:
Terrence O'Hara

One of the most important and influential films when it comes to the development of the modern day psycho-thriller is undoubtedly Fatal Attraction, which became the #2 highest grossing film of 1987 and was also showered with awards, including six Oscar nominations. The film focuses on happily married breadwinner Dan (Michael Douglas), who has a casual weekend fling with the mysterious Alex (Glenn Close), who then refuses to go away and begins to terrorize both him and his family. Many intellectuals dug deep beneath the surface of Attraction to find an offensive underlying subtext where a sexually aggressive single career woman is demonized and ultimately punished while the loyal, forgiving, stay-at-home wife prevails. Nevertheless, the movie struck a chord with audiences and became extremely influential in developing the “psycho bitch” branch of the psycho-thriller, leading to other highly successful films like Basic Instinct (1992), The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992), Single White Female (1992) and many others. For every theatrical release, there were probably 50 that went direct-to-video or cable. The Perfect Bride is one of those.







Stephanie Peters (Sammi Davis), she of the lovely golden locks, dimpled smile and refined British accent, wants nothing more than to have the perfect wedding and then perfect marriage to the perfect man. Unfortunately, there's no such thing as perfect and when things don't go as she wants, she murders the disappointing fiance and moves on to greener pastures. (For the record, this is the exact same set-up as The Stepfather right down to her changing her appearance and name.) A nurse by trade so you just know she's must be caring and compassionate, Stephanie now has her hooks sunk into nice guy Ted Whitman (Linden Ashby). The two met in Denver at a hospital after he had a skiing accident and got engaged after a brief three month courtship. The wedding is to take place in Ted's hometown, so he brings Stephanie back to Ohio to meet his friends and extended family and prepare for their big day.






Though Ted's oblivious father (John McLaughlin) doesn't seem all that interested in the upcoming nuptials, his mother (Marilyn Rockafellow) really throws herself into it. She instantly takes to her future daughter-in-law, appoints herself the organizer of the entire wedding and can't wait for her to become a new member of their family. A void has been left by the death of her other other daughter, Catherine, who was killed in a bicycling accident after she swerved to avoid hitting Ted's other sister, Laura (Kelly Preston). Laura, blaming herself for the accident and never the favorite child anyway, moved away and barely kept in contact afterward, but now she's back per her brother's request to help get things in order.







It isn't long before Laura suspects something is off about Stephanie. She's extremely clingy, insecure and possessive, insanely jealous about other women and proves herself to be a pathological liar who can't keep her various stories straight. After watching her go off on a bridal shop employee and hearing a caterer comment that she looks exactly like another woman she worked with whose fiance mysteriously died the night before the wedding, alarm bells start going off. Against her mother and brother's demands she not to start trouble, Laura begins looking into matters and is soon at the library feeding change into a microfiche reading through old newspaper clippings. She also tries to bait Stephanie to catch her lying so that everyone else will see what she does but it always seems to backfire on her. However, being the black sheep with failed relationships in her own past puts her at a disadvantage since she's written off as merely being jealous.






While Laura investigates, Stephanie goes around town murdering anyone who threatens to expose her, giving potassium shots directly into the jugular of a reverend, the old lady caterer (after a hilarious stunt double cat-fight) and others so they have heart attacks. Wearing a black wig and glasses and doing a terrible American accent, she intercepts a disgruntled ex-girlfriend (Cheryl Arutt) of one of her earlier victims at the airport, who ends up as easy prey in the hospital after being run over by a car. Will Ted go too far at his bachelor party with former fling “The Delectable Deirdre” (Tamara Clatterbuck)? Well, considering Stephanie stops by and sees a shirtless Ted and bathing suit clad Deirdre wrestling on the ground, I'd say that's affirmative. And God forbid if you mess with her precious music box! It's all because as a little girl Stephanie saw her mother slit her wrists after being abandoned by her fiance on their wedding day.







Though this is derivative, unoriginal and destined to fill 2 hours programming slots on channels like Lifetime, Bride still manages to avoid the subtext trap the aforementioned Attraction and many of its clones fell into by presenting a psycho bride-to-be who's glamorous, beautiful and mannered countered by a single Plain Jane who, more than anything, strives for acceptance and connection with a family she already feels on the outs with. By the end of the film, the Laura character has her mother irate and both her brother and his cop best friend (Ashley Tillman) convinced she's losing it. Preston is miscast in her role as the “mousy” sister and giving her a plain / baggy wardrobe, straight dark hair and (sometimes) glasses doesn't make her look any less beautiful, but it's still pretty impossible not to take to her determined character. The highlights of the film are undoubtedly her catty dialogue exchanges with Davis, who has great bitch-face.




Whoever cast this movie must have also been a big fan of 50s sci-fi and horror flicks because small roles are played by Louise Lewis (Blood of Dracula) as an aunt, Jered Barclay (WAR OF THE SATELLITES) as the reverend and, best of all, John Agar in a delightful performance as the senile old grandpa, who usually says things that make no sense whatsoever... but not always. French-Canadian producer Pierre David also backed countless similar thrillers and psycho bitch films. This was his first of many with "Perfect" in the title. Later came The Perfect Nanny, The Perfect Tenant (both 2000), The Perfect Wife (2001), Her Perfect Spouse (2004), The Perfect Neighbor (2005), The Perfect Marriage (2006), The Perfect Assistant (2008), The Perfect Teacher (2010), The Perfect Roommate (2011), The Perfect Boss, The Perfect Boyfriend (both 2013), The Perfect Girlfriend (2015) and The Perfect Stalker (2016)!

There were numerous VHS releases for this one and it strangely got an R rating despite having no nudity, no graphic gore and minimal swear words (Preston does say “Fuck you!” to hell bride at one point). The DVD release is perfectly watchable, though it's full screen and uses the video master.

★★
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