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Showing posts with label Dick Miller. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dick Miller. Show all posts

Sunday, January 1, 2023

Lakeside Killer, The (1979) [TV]

... aka: 11th Victim
... aka: Eleventh Victim
... aka: Víctima de la calle (Street Victim)

Directed by:
Jonathan Kaplan

Any fan of 60s, 70s and 80s grindhouse / exploitation fare is going to be pretty much acclimated to scuzzy big city atmosphere, particularly that of the 42nd Street area of New York City and the less-glamorous areas of Hollywood. You know, drug-pushers, thieves, pimps, hookers, pornographers, nutjobs, runaways and bums hanging out on every corner; strip clubs, porn shops and adult theaters lining the streets with flashing neon lights beckoning all of the lowlifes and perverts, not to mention all of those 'reputable' folks from the suburbs who've snuck down there, inside. Many a low budget exploitation film, most especially urban action and horror films, are set in this exact milieu, as are some more mainstream films, though they almost always soft-pedal the sleazier aspects for a mainstream audience. So how well is a 1979 made-for-TV movie, a production that's going to automatically have plenty of limitations in regards to what it can say and what it can show, going to handle this exact same setting? None too well, I'm afraid.

We can't really talk about this one without first talking about a now mostly-forgotten drama called Hardcore (1979). Directed by Paul Schrader a few years after he wrote Taxi Driver, the film was the first look many in Middle America had at the seedy underbelly of Hollywood and prominent sex film industry. Involving a teen runaway becoming a hooker and porno star in Hollywood while her devoutly-religious father (George C. Scott) tries to track her down, it was considered highly disturbing in its day due to the nudity, frank sexual dialogue and sleazy subject matter exploring everything from porn loops to the S&M subculture to even snuff films. Released in early 1979 to some controversy (it's not nearly as shocking as seen through a contemporary lens, though), Hardcore seems to have been the inspiration behind this particular production. Released about six months later, this explores the same territory in the same setting with the same sheltered central character forced to weasel their way into the unsavory world of the East Coast adult film industry to get answers.


A serial killer lurking around L.A. targeting sex industry workers has just claimed his 11th victim: an adult film actress, stripper, call girl and "model" who went by the name of "Sinful." All the way over in Des Moines, Iowa, fresh-faced news anchor Jill Kelso (appealingly played by Bess Armstrong) has just started a live broadcast when she receives some shocking news: The name of the latest victim she's just had to read off the teleprompter is her very own sister! Jill immediately heads over to Hollywood to look into matters.

Meanwhile, Captain Long (John Hancock) of the LAPD is getting frustrated that his men haven't been able to so much as track down a suspect in the killings. Investigators Andrew Spencer (Max Gail) and Benny Barnett (Harold Gould), who've been put in charge of the latest victim's case, meet up with Jill at the station. It turns out Jill had absolutely no clue what her younger sis - Cindy Lee (Marilyn Jones) - had even been up to. In fact, she initially refuses to believe it. Last she heard she was making inroads toward becoming a serious actress but, like so many others waiting to catch their big break, she still had rent and bills to pay in the meantime. Jill sets out to learn more about her and the double life she'd been leading.








Going against the advice of the cops, Jill doesn't return home and instead moves into her sister's apartment in a dangerous, slummy area of Hollywood. She becomes acquainted with Cindy's 18-year-old friend Sally Taylor (Pamela Ludwig, from the same director's Over the Edge), who first tells her the two of them only did some nude modeling for a German calendar that no one in the U.S. is ever gonna see. Besides, "What's the big deal? I mean look at all the big movie stars, they do nudity!" Sally, who's also an aspiring "real" actress like everyone else in town, starts rooming with Jill, introduces her around, takes her to a "video disco" and even talks her into taking drugs.

Jill's hoping Sally can shed some light on what her sister was up to but, like most teenagers in way over their head, Sally's more than willing to lie to cover her tracks. She's actually been using a bogus modeling agency to hook for money. In an effort to look sleazier, Jill raids her sister's wardrobe of spaghetti strap halter tops and then poses as fresh-off-the-bus-from-Wichita "Kelly" to infiltrate the outcall modeling agency run by Spider (Eric Burdon, yes, the same Eric Burdon from the great British rock group The Animals). Spider's assistant (Annazette Chase) makes "Kelly" strip right in the middle of the office and change into a swimsuit so she can take Polaroids of her, but she gets thrown out after asking too many questions.








Forget about that killer? So did I. Whoever it is is put on the back burner throughout most of the film. They fish murder victims #12 and #13 out of the lake eventually, but the cops still haven't a clue. Now, as a regular presence at the same disco her sister used to frequent, Jill has her own suspects. She becomes acquainted with porn superstar Red Brody (David Hayward), who's as big as "Harry Reems and Johnny Wadd," and begins to suspect it may be him. She even agrees to star in one of his upcoming films ("I did a nudie in college with some guys in my acting class. I dug it.") in an effort to bait him.

I'm used to seeing Armstrong with a short haircut mostly playing mom roles and had no idea she was so sexy when she was younger, so that was a nice surprise. And while it's kind of fun watching her fish-out-of-water character come out of her shell in unfamiliar surroundings, the film itself doesn't really work. Though it presents itself as a police procedural, with much time spent on officers talking about the murders and interacting with our leading lady (Gail's character becomes attracted to her, naturally), there's next to no sleuthing or actual investigating going on. As for the mystery of who the killer is, that ends up being a complete bust too thanks to a frustrating, inconclusive ending. This is also almost completely lacking in action, excitement, suspense and thrills, despite later being sold on the home video market in lurid packaging. 








As a social drama, it's slightly more successful, though this exact same ground has been covered so much more successfully elsewhere. While it hardly paints a positive picture of the sex film industry it also avoids the hysterical moralizing and heavy exaggeration of Schrader's film. Also unlike Schrader's film, which is sordid, dreary, depressing and completely serious, this has some humorous dialogue and more pleasant characters. The seedier elements are very sanitized, of course, as is pretty much to be expected with a TV production.

Like so many other people we cover here, the director had started out with Roger Corman, directing several of his early 70s nurse pictures and appearing in the fun exploitation film parody Hollywood Boulevard. He followed that up with several low-budget hits like Truck Turner and White Line Fever and, by the mid-80s, was directing big budget and, sometimes, acclaimed films like the Oscar-winning rape drama The Accused (1988) and the killer cop psycho-thriller Unlawful Entry (1992). Just a few missteps later (including the poor pseudo-feminist western Bad Girls in 1995) and his big screen career was over. Afterward, he was relegated entirely to TV work. Not sure what he's doing currently but he hasn't worked on anything in about a decade now.








Appearing in small roles are Kaplan's Boulevard co-stars Dick Miller, playing a cop and featured in many of the film's more amusing moments, and Tara Strohmeier, playing a working girl. Also here briefly is a teenage Kasi Lemmons, who went on to co-star in two of the 90s very best genre films; The Silence of the Lambs and Candyman, before stepping behind the camera to direct.


I found just two VHS releases for this title. The first was from MNTEX Entertainment, an extremely obscure Michigan-based distributor. Their video box claims it's rated R, which is almost certainly a lie, and also deceptively uses late 80s / early 90s American B-movie actress Ruth Collins as the lingerie-clad front and back cover model (both images of her were swiped from the Raedon VHS release for Death Collector), though she obviously doesn't appear in the film itself. MNTEX also released an English-language version of the Japanese earthquake drama Deathquake, the early Christopher Walken sci-fi film The Demon Within (originally called The Mind Snatchers) and the Fred Olen Ray films Bio-Hazard and The Alien Within, the used-to-be rare special version of Evil Spawn with new footage added.

The second VHS release (which also appears to be American) is from Electric Productions, claims to be the first-ever home video release for this title and has a 1990 copyright date. There's no DVD nor any decent-quality, restored version floating around out there somewhere to my knowledge.

★★

Sunday, March 20, 2022

Evil Toons (1992) [copyright 1990]

... aka: Gonoszkák (Wicked)
... aka: Magias do Mal (Evil Spells)
... aka: Qui a peur du diable? (Who's Afraid of the Devil?)

Directed by:
Fred Olen Ray

This has a lot in common with Jim Wynorski's Sorority House Massacre II. They were both filmed at around the same time on a budget of around 150,000 dollars, have a (very good) Chuck Cirino score and have the same basic plot about a handful of busty, nightie-clad babes trapped in an large old house where one becomes possessed by an evil spirit and starts killing off all the others. Both films are also filled with tongue-in-cheek humor and endless in-jokes that you can only appreciate if you've seen your fair share of exploitation / horror / trash movies, as well as a weird next door neighbor character who's always lurking around outside and appears to be stalking the girls. Oh yeah, and let's not forget a generous helping of T&A, as that's one of the chief reasons these movies were made in the first place and why they excelled on both the home video market and late night cable. In my opinion, Wynorski's film (despite being less ambitious) is the better of the two because the dialogue is consistently funnier and it somehow works as both a slasher flick (with plenty of the expected bloodshed) as well as a send-up of exploitation films, whereas this one doesn't work very well as a horror film and is more straight-up camp. Still, if you know what you're getting yourself into and are familiar with the director and cast, Toons is a silly, upbeat and pleasant enough way to kill 83 minutes of your time.








The home where sorcerer Gideon Fisk (a somnambulistic David Carradine) hung himself because of an evil, talking book many years earlier is now being sold by Burt Wentworth (Dick Miller), who's in need of a clean-up crew pronto before the new owners can move in. Enter Terry (Suzanne Ager, Ray's girlfriend at the time), Megan (Monique Gabrielle), Roxanne (Madison Stone) and Jan ("Stacey Nix" aka Barbara Dare), who apparently all work for some cleaning company but show up for work dressed like Hollywood Blvd hookers in cut-off Daisy Dukes and spandex. The girls are paid a whopping 100 bucks apiece to spend the weekend there and tidy the place up, but after some exploring around and an impromptu strip-tease, Carradine's character shows up at the front door to deliver a special package. Inside is the evil book and the nerdy Megan picks the wrong passage to translate; unleashing a wolf-like cartoon demon in the process. It promptly possesses Roxanne and she begins killing everyone off with eventual plans on releasing other demons from the book after she's harvested a few souls for Satan.









While this was heavily-promoted as a Roger Rabbit-style merging of cartoon and live action in a horror-comedy context, you'll be extremely disappointed if you expect too much. There are only two toon sequences in the film lasting just a few minutes apiece and only in one of them does the Chas Balun-designed demon really interact with one of the actors. That said, the fact they were even able to pull off that much for so little is impressive for the time and budget. There's not much plot to speak of but in lieu of that we get some spirited bad acting, lots of corny dialogue (only some of which is funny), a few semi-famous stars in small roles (Arte Johnson is also on hand as the pervert neighbor) and nude scenes provided by each of the female stars. Miller ends up with the most amusing bit and has a very funny scene watching himself in A BUCKET OF BLOOD on TV ("How come this guy never won an Academy Award?") and then spurning the sexual advances of his sexpot wife ("Special Guest Star" Michelle Bauer), who then is forced to retreat to her bedroom alone with her chainsaw!








The biggest surprise of the cast is certainly hardcore porn actress Madison, who's extremely lively and, eh, animated (may as well use a bad pun myself since this film is full of 'em!) in her role. Her over-the-top, eye-rolling facial expressions and bizarre Valley Girl dialogue delivery make for a welcome contrast next to the more wooden performances from many of her co-stars and it's actually kind of a shame she didn't end up in more of these. Madison appeared in both this and the R-rated NAKED OBSESSION (also 1990) very early on in her career so it's possible that at one point she was attempting a "legit" career in B movies before transitioning over to adult. Same can not be said for fellow adult actress Dare, who acted in this right as she was exiting the adult industry for good. While not a great actress, this may also be Gabrielle at her very best. She's oddly endearing playing a shy / innocent character for a change, plus her 'mirror scene' reveal is probably the most memorable moment in the entire film.









Ray, who also scripted under the alias "Sherman Scott" and co-produced, had initially attempted to get financing for this project from Roger Corman, but his request for 250,000 dollars was rejected because Corman felt it couldn't properly be done on such a small budget. Instead, Ray ended up mostly financing the film himself... and for 100K less! While the animation is minimal, it's fairly well-executed under the circumstances. Ray also provided a distorted voice over for the monster and book, while an uncredited Robert Quarry voiced the demon. As per his usual, Gary Graver did a fine job shooting it, though the mostly-subdued use of colorful lighting (this would have been the perfect time to go all-out!) feels somewhat like a missed opportunity.


After it made its VHS debut via Prism in 1992, Ray's company Retromedia handled subsequent distribution. There was a 2002 DVD release, a 2010 "20th Anniversary Special Edition" DVD release, which comes with a Ray commentary track, and a 2017 "25th Silver Anniversary Edition" Blu-ray release, which is a marked quality improvement over all previous releases, features a new Ray commentary track and lots of other extras.

★★1/2
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