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Sunday, March 24, 2024

Daughters of Satan (1972)

... aka: Satans dotter (Satan's Daughter)

Directed by:
Hollingworth Morse

Before he became a household name in 1980 for playing Hawaii-based private eye Thomas Magnum on TV's long-running Magnum P.I. (which earned the 6'4" mustachioed star a legion of adoring fans plus an Emmy Award in 1984), Tom Selleck was pretty much just your usual working actor doing your usual working actor things. Meaning, he started out doing bit parts (like playing "Stud" in the critically panned Mae West vehicle Myra Breckinridge) and then moved his way up to larger roles in B films while also taking guest spots on popular TV shows and TV movies in between. His popularity would become so great in the 80s that he was also offered quite a few big budget Hollywood movie vehicles to test his box office clout after his hit show finally ended, and he had moderate success there through the 90s. Since 2010, he's been gainfully employed on the seemingly never-ending series Blue Bloods, which I've never watched but must be pretty popular considering it has just recently entered its 14th season. Long before all that, Mr. Selleck was appearing in the likes of Russ Meyer's The Seven Minutes (1971), the sleaze and nudity-filled drive-in film Terminal Island (1973) and this low budget production filmed in the Philippines.

Seeing how I was either nonexistent or too young to remember seeing Tom in action during his peak in popularity, watching this at least made me kind of understand why he caught on eventually. Here, he looks good and has an easygoing, likable personality.


Art dealer / museum curator James Robertson (Selleck) shows up in Manila looking for a rare tapestry to complete a collection back in New York City. He meets up with shady Carlos Ching (Filipino genre regular Vic Diaz, sporting one crazy hairdo) at his "Treasures of the Orient" curio shop and soon realizes the tapestry in their possession is merely a cheap copy. However, something else there catches his eye; a late 16th Century oil painting depicting the burning of three witches in a village square. It's not that he's necessarily into morbid art, but seeing how one of the witches looks exactly like his wife, Christina (Barra Grant), he purchases it.

Taking the painting home, the typically carefree, perky and none-too-bright ("Sometimes I think I've got a mind full of meringue!") Chris is immediately outraged and disturbed by it: "Why would you bring a psycho thing like that home?!" Even though she considers it "creepy" and "sadism at its purest" she somehow also knows exactly what's being depicted in the painting and the exact year the events took place. Later that night, she hears voices calling for her from outside their home. The following day she's paid a visit by a lost Rottweiler named Nicodemus and the image of a similar dog in the painting seems to fade from the painting as a response.








The stern Juana Rios (veteran actress Paraluman, who was once considered "The Greta Garbo of the Philippines") turns up out of the blue claiming to be answering a wanted ad looking for a cook / housekeeper. Chris doesn't remember putting up such an ad, but Juana soon makes her real intentions known and refuses to leave. She's there to help Chris fulfill her "destiny." Juana is also a dead ringer for one of the other witches seen burning in the painting; an image that also fades soon after she arrives. Also worth noting that this emissary from hell housekeeper character seems to have been borrowed wholesale for the later hit The Omen (1976), right down to their false claims to gain entry to the home and having the demonic dog in tow for protection.








With his wife starting to mentally spiral, the dog becoming a frequent nuisance and he too starting to have images of things that disappear before his very eyes, James decides to start investigating matters. An address on the dog's collar leads him to a funeral home where the mortician (Paquito Salcedo - THE BLOOD DRINKERS) takes photos of, and sings to, topless female corpses. He's then redirected to the antique shop, where he finds the dealer dead with a dagger in his chest. Two assassins come after him, but he manages to escape and goes to visit university professor Dr. Francisco Dangal (Vic Silayan - THE MAGIC CURSE) for advice. As he's unloading his unusual story, a panicked Catalina "Kitty" Duarte (Tani Guthrie) barges into his office talking about "the power" and ends her brief rant with the proclamation "I don't want to take part in a conspiracy to murder!" And, wouldn't ya know it, Kitty looks just like the third and final witch depicted in the painting.

Normally a devout Catholic who attends mass every single day, now any time Chris removes her cross necklace, she falls into a trance, becomes evil and attempts to murder her poor husband, first with a dagger, then dropping some Alka Seltzer-like tablets in his water to create "suffocating gas." Dr. Dangal decides to spend the night with the couple and, when the painting comes to life and starts showing the real witch burning, he's able to stop it by holding up a Virgin Mary statue. Yet that doesn't stop him from dying in a fiery car crash later that same evening.








The rest of the story trots out predictable reincarnation and revenge angles as it plods along in a dull, talky, faintly competent, almost entirely bloodless, visually disinteresting manner. None of this is too surprising considering the director otherwise spent his entire career working in TV, racking up numerous episodes of Lassie, Shazam!, McHale's Navy, Flipper and H.R. Pufnstuf in the process. Of course that meant he was right at home also making this low budget Filipino exploitation film, right?

On the plus side, there's a fun amnesia twist at the end, a few mildly amusing Satanic scenes and seeing a young Selleck at work is of some interest. The most entertaining aspect of the film though is the over-the-top camp performance delivered by the sharp-cheekboned Guthrie, who enthusiastically lays into her role as the gleefully sadistic head witch. Decked out in a caplet, crab and lobster themed (!!) leotard and purple pantyhose, she seems to really enjoy whipping disobedient topless female cult members over a bed of spikes until they can "repeat the nine names of the principle powers of darkness." She also has a hilarious scene accusing Selleck of trying to "lay" her right after a funeral before she turns the tables on him, strips and unsuccessfully tries to seduce him herself. The scenes featuring her are notably more lively than what most of the rest of the film has to offer and she really seems to be into her part, which is always appreciated.








Producer Aubrey Schenck had previously co-founded the independent company Bel-Air Productions, who were responsible for a number of 50s genre films like THE BLACK SLEEP (1956), The Girl in Black Stockings (1957), PHARAOH'S CURSE (1957) and VOODOO ISLAND (1957), then branched out with his own namesake production company and produced such films as FRANKENSTEIN 1970 (1958) and Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964), which was since gone on to become a cult classic and is likely the best of all of these films.



This played theatrically on a United Artists double bill with Super Beast (1972), another U.S. / Filipino co-production, which was directed by the producer's brother, George Schenck. It then enjoyed decent distribution on home video and TV thanks mostly to the presence of Selleck. In 2018, there was a Blu-ray release from Scream Factory. Germany also received a BR on the Explosive-Media label.

★★

Sunday, March 17, 2024

Medium (1985)

... aka: Ling yu an jian (Supernatural Cases)
... aka: Mediet
... aka: Медиум
... aka: Mysteria replica di un omicidio (Mystery - Replica of a Crime)
... aka: Un misterio llamado Aleksander Orwicz (A Mystery Called Aleksander Orwicz)

Directed by:
Jacek Koprowicz

Setting: 1933, Nazi-occupied Poland. Greta Wagner (Ewa Dałkowska), the powerful psychic sister of veteran parapsychologist / occultist Ernst (Jerzy Nowak), tunes into strange visions that are actually the current activities of another unknown medium. The medium is using his or her powers to control four different people, entrancing them and leading them all somewhere to do different tasks. Andrzej Gaszewski (Jerzy Zelnik) travels from Warsaw to the autonomous city-state Sopot / Gdańsk via train and has no idea how he even got there, but vows not to leave until he finds out. Schoolteacher Luiza Skubiejska (Grażyna Szapołowska) walks right out on her students mid-class, goes to a museum, steals a turn-of-the-century dress and then ends up in a park with no clue how she got there or why she has the dress. She then immediately returns the garment to the museum. Since this hasn't been the first time this has ever happened, she's on the radar of the police and could potentially lose her job. Likewise, out-of-town banker Georg Netz (Jerzy Stuhr) keeps waking up in a strange house, despite the fact he's simultaneously paying for a hotel room in town. He has no idea how he got there, why he's there or why he's been writing gloomy lovelorn poetry while entranced.








Superintendent Selin (Władysław Kowalski) is not only in charge of investigating the above weirdness but also happens to be directly involved. Every night after work, he mysteriously ends up on a beach, where he gets drunk and goes to sleep. When morning comes he doesn't remember the evening before and then turns up at the office every day unbathed, unshaven and reeking of alcohol. His young assistant Krank (Michał Bajor) is something of a sadist who worships Hitler ("it's logical to side with the stronger," he claims) and is conspiring against Selin behind his back. He secretly goes to their higher-ups to report the superintendent's bizarre behavior but they refuse to fire him for it. At least for now.

The strange home that appears to be the centerpiece of the action belongs to a Polish man named Aleksander Orwicz, who suffers from diabetes and is later found in a diabetic coma. While in his hypnotized state, Georg had been showing up there to give him shots of insulin and claims there was another guy present at the time... a guy who looks suspiciously like Selin.








Everything links back to a love triangle (square?) gone wrong that occurred in the same house 36 years earlier. In the late 1890s, extremely rich forty-something banker Stefan Orwicz married beautiful 22-year-old Zofia. He built her a luxurious Italian-style home and the two soon welcomed a son named Aleksander. Things then took a turn for the worst when Stefan went blind due to his diabetes. A live-in doctor named Malicki moved into the home to care for him full time. Soon after, he and Zofia began an affair. That arrangement would soon came to a bloody end when Wiktor Arlt, Stefan's hunchbacked secretary and personal assistant, went crazy and murdered all three of them with an axe. See, he too was in love with Zofia, and would often write her poems about how grueling his unrequited love for her was. After the murders, Wiktor committed suicide, and history may very well repeat itself in the present day unless our heroes can stop it.








This is often cited as one of the best Polish genre offerings from this time, which very well may be true. That's not an endorsement of its quality so much as it is the simple fact that not many horror films were produced in Poland in the 80s and two of those were THE SHE-WOLF (1983) and I LIKE BATS (1986). Some of their other genre films from this time sound promising so this may even end up on the lower half of the scale for me by the time I see the rest. Nevertheless, being slightly better than the two middling films mentioned above doesn't mean Medium is inspiring or noteworthy itself. It's not. Things open well and the intrigue is maintained until about the midway point. That, combined with the competent directing, acting and production values, keep everything watchable even after it starts becoming something of a mess. The true undoing of the film is that it's never able to make its myriad plot threads work together harmoniously.

Slow and talky most of the time, this attempts to dress up its average mystery plot with various needless complications. The script makes room for psychic powers, doppelgangers, leech treatments, telekinesis, spontaneous combustion, human lives linked to sea turtles (?), immortality, physical regression to childhood, horoscopes that combine astrology and math (birth dates and times) to predict the exact time and day of death and a solar eclipse that's somehow needed to bring the bad guy's plot together. Why? You got me! There are a LOT of ideas crammed in here; too many, and this doesn't do an adequate job explaining most of them. The overcast cinematography, funeral pacing, lack of personable characters and humor and Nazi era setting also gave me bad flashbacks to Luca Guadagnino's tedious SUSPIRIA remake from a few years back.








Stripped down to its bones, what this really is is a rehash of the mediocre Aussie film PATRICK (1978), which was a big hit in much of Europe a few years earlier. Both involve a coma patient who's fully conscious inside their unresponsive body and using their telekinetic abilities to strike out against others. There a number of other similarities between it and this one, only this opts to gum up the works with numerous ill-explained supernatural detours.


Outside of its home country, this was given a theatrical and VHS release (on the Penta Video label) in Italy under the title Mysteria replica di un omicidio ("Mystery: Replica of a Crime"), but that appears to be it as far as 80s international distribution was concerned . A West German co-production, it may have also played in some other European cinemas, or on TV, as well. It's now pretty easy to find with English subtitles and is on Youtube, Daily Motion and other websites free to view, and was even available on Netflix for a spell, though I don't know if it's still there or not. Studio Filmowe Tor / Studio Blu offer region free Blu-ray and DVD versions with English subs.

★★
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