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Sunday, November 6, 2022

Patrick (1978)

... aka: Coma
... aka: Mind Control
... aka: Patrick ja hänen kuudes aistinsa (Patrick and His Sixth Sense)
... aka: Patricks Höllentrip (Patrick's Trip to Hell)
... aka: Patrick: The Face of a Killer

Directed by:
Richard Franklin

The 1981 Harmony Vision clamshell release for this one was one of the very first VHS tapes I ever bought as a kid when I first started collecting horror videos. I found an old, battered copy at a flea market (this was a good 15 years after its original release), excitedly went home to watch it and, to say I didn't like it at all and was bored silly, was a vast understatement. Afterward, I stuck the tape in a box, where it was eventually joined by some other crappy videos in what became a kind of mass-grave-in-the-back-of-the-closet filled with movies I blind bought, didn't like and figured I'd never watch again. And I figured right: I never did break this tape out again. Now that I think about it, I have no clue what even happened to the tape or that box of crappy tapes. I'm sure it ended up in the trash and now some of the videos sell for 300 dollars on eBay or something.

Strangely, that bad first impression actually made me more interested in this long-delayed second viewing than I otherwise would have been. Seeing how I enjoyed about 95 percent of the horror movies I watched at the time but not THIS one made me wonder if it could possibly be as bad as I thought. Doubtful. There are a lot of movies we watch as attention deficit kids, particularly young, gore-hungry 80s / 90s horror fans, that we simply didn't have the maturity or patience to appreciate. Subtlety? Nuance? Artistry? Meh! Bring on the decapitations! Back then I didn't have much love for slower, more psychological stuff. Hopefully I'll find something more redeeming with Patrick this time around, especially since I can now see it through new eyes with a remastered, uncut version.


Relocating to a new apartment after separating from her husband, Kathy Jacquard (Susan Penhaligon) applies for work as a nurse at the Roget Clinic. She's given a less-than-warm reception during her interview by the extremely unpleasant Matron Cassidy (Julia Blake), who curiously goes beyond the call of duty to try to scare her out of actually taking the job. After going through a list of past employees and their disturbing sexual kinks, she notes, "The salary is minimum, the hours abominable and I shall insist on the option of terminating you without notice." Sounds great, no? Enigmatic clinic owner Doctor Roget (Robert Helpmann) pops in long enough to bail her out; asking about her qualifications and then insisting she be hired. They're kind of desperate there. Kathy is then introduced to a couple of co-workers; the outgoing Paula Williams (Helen Hemingway) and the quiet and meek Sister Panicale (María Mercedes). Both are friendly enough. Maybe if she can learn to tolerate the bitchy head matron, the job won't be so bad after all.








Kathy is assigned Room 15, where the comatose Patrick (Robert Thompson) is housed. Three years earlier, Patrick had committed a double murder of his mother and her lover by throwing a heater in the bathtub and he's been unresponsive ever since. Despite the fact Patrick can spit in people's faces (written off as a "motor nerve reflex") and his eyes are left open 24 hours a day (per the doctor's orders), Roget insists he's nothing more than "170 pounds of limp meat hanging off a comatose brain" and a drain on both resources and taxpayer money. Still, since he's there, he's interested in him as a guinea pig; a very rare opportunity to study the "gray area between life and death." However, Matron Cassidy knows more than she is letting on and even refuses to come into Patrick's room.

Many peculiar things, like a window seemingly opening and closing all on its own, start going on both in his room and elsewhere. Kathy quickly begins to suspect that Patrick is actually not the unthinking vegetable everyone else does but instead a conscious mind trapped inside an immovable body. Kathy devises a game of "spit once for yes, twice for no" where Patrick tells her he can hear but cannot see or feel. He also manages to communicate through a typewriter but refuses to do any of this around anyone other than Kathy so, naturally, no one else believes her. And then things start going on away from the clinic that can only be explained by some supernatural phenomenon, say, psychokinesis.








During a party, womanizing playboy doctor Brian Wright (Bruce Barry) is almost drowned in his pool after coming on to Kathy. Later, she goes on a date with him and returns home only to find that her apartment has been ransacked, which is initially blamed on her estranged husband Ed (Rod Mullinar), who's in the process of attempting to reconcile with her. After Patrick causes him to scald himself picking up a steaming, fresh-from-the-oven casserole dish with his bare hands, Ed later disappears inside the hospital. Things get even more dangerous for everyone at the clinic and in Kathy's life after Dr. Roget decides to "shock some response" out of Patrick using an electroconvulsive therapy machine. An overload causes a citywide blackout, a nurse is driven into a state of catatonic hysteria and there's an "accidental" death or two.








This revisit made me realize two things: 1. Patrick is not a terrible movie like I thought it was as a child, and 2. Patrick is not a great movie like some revisionist critics would have you believe. Terms like "adequate," "middling" and "fair" exist for movies like this. There's nothing really wrong with it from a technical standpoint. It's quite professionally done and generally well-made. However, it's also slow-moving, extremely dialogue-heavy, much longer than it need be at nearly 2 hours and consistently undercuts its suspense with expository phone conversations, Kathy's domestic drama, the love triangle, etc. It mostly just comes off as a bit dull; sedate and lacking in bite. Reputedly, Everett De Roche's original script was 250 (!!) pages long and the first cut of the film was a grueling-sounding 140 minutes. Though 20 minutes were removed, there's still more fat (at least one main character serves little to no real purpose here) that could have been trimmed.

Like Brian De Palma, who'd made the telekinesis-themed hit Carrie just two years prior, director Franklin was a huge fan of Hitchcock. That's evident in nearly every frame of this one, from many of the specific camera shots to the disbelieved protagonist to the inclusion of some dark comedy to Brian May's elegant music score, which has obvious echoes of Bernard Herrmann. But that all works as a double-edged sword. There's lovingly referencing a director and then there's box-checking their specific style to lesser gains. Franklin would manage to pull this same thing off with much more skill and verve in some of his later films, but this one (which at least offers a couple of effective jump scares) feels like he's still getting warmed up.








One of the most enjoyable things here is actually the cast. Penhaligon, who's also quite good in Pete Walker's HOUSE OF MORTAL SIN, makes for a strong, appealing lead and is a nicely balanced combo of assertive / spunky and compassionate. While most of the supporting cast are either good or at least competent, it's Blake in her Nurse Ratched-y role who makes the biggest impression. Her passive-aggressive barbs at various characters, amusingly only slightly concealed behind a proper, "professional" façade, are one of the highlights of the film.


The film received three Australian Film Award nominations, including Best Editing, Best Original Screenplay and Best Film, while director Franklin won a number of other awards at various film festivals. One newspaper ad boasted that it even bested Invasion of the Body Snatchers, HALLOWEEN and Phantasm at a film festival in France.


Despite receiving (deservedly) lukewarm reviews from many critics upon release, Patrick was a box office success and one of the most profitable Australian genre films internationally. Here in the U.S., it was cut down to 96 minutes from the original 112 and given a PG rating (some full frontal nudity and bits of a topless pool party were removed). Someone also idiotically decided to re-dub all of the cast aside from the British Penhaligon, who was able to re-record her own dialogue per her contract. In Italy, it was also cut, given a new score by Goblin and was popular enough to prompt at least one blatant rip off. While Mario Landi's Patrick Vive Ancora (PATRICK STILL LIVES) reuses the comatose, telekinetic title character (played by a different actor), it otherwise has nothing to do with the original film. An "official" remake, Patrick: Evil Awakens, was released in 2013. 

Though I no longer have a dusty box of old tapes in the back of my closet, I do have a recycle bin on my computer.

★★

Saturday, November 5, 2022

Krasue Sao (1973)

... aka: กระสือสาว
... aka: Ghost of Guts Eater
... aka: Krasue Girl
... aka: Will-o'-the-wisp

Directed by:
S. Nawaraj (Sanit Kosaroth)

One of the only fully surviving pre-80s Thai genre films, this has been preserved for posterity thanks to a couple of enterprising men in Sweden who traveled to Thailand right at the dawn of the home video revolution, acquired the rights to a handful of films not released anywhere outside of the country and then issued them to VHS in the early 80s. The original Thai language soundtracks were retained but the films were given new English titles and hard coded Swedish subs. These acquisitions, less than 20 in total, were then distributed through two different labels: HB Video-film Norrköping and Video World. Ghost of Guts Eater was sadly the only horror movie of the lot and the rest appear to be action films. Because the same VHS-sourced copy has been bandied around so much in recent years (the quality is dark / poor but it's surprisingly in widescreen), the most common print you'll now find has American subtitles on top of Swedish subtitles on top of smaller Swedish subtitles!

The film centers around a well-known ghost in Thailand called a krasue. This same ghost has equivalents with different names depending on the Southeast Asian country you're in, but the spirit is usually the same: a detached, flying woman's head with internal organs (heart, stomach and a lump of intestines) dangling beneath that has a taste for flesh and blood, typically that of fetuses and babies. There are dozens of films involving this creature, which are still being made regularly to this day, and this appears to be one of the earliest films of this type.








One of the titular creatures is terrorizing a small village, scaring the bejesus outta everyone and slaughtering chickens. The ghost has taken possession of an old woman named Chim (Sulaleewan Suwanthat, who's also featured prominently in the Italian exploitation classic MAN FROM DEEP RIVER) and, having used up her body for all its worth (one of the unfortunately side effects of such a possession), is about to pass itself onto a new carrier. Thankfully Chim's syrupy sweet granddaughter Bua Klee (Pisamai Wilaisak) happens to be living with her. Prior to passing, Chim gives Bua Klee a ring, but only under the condition she promise to never take it off. She also insists Bua Klee cremate her body immediately and not tell anyone about her "murder." Bua Klee's boyfriend Boon Muang (Sombat Metanee, who passed away this past August) and his best friend Phi Chood (Choomporn Theppitak) happen by their hut just in time to help. They also must help Bua Klee fend off the unwanted advances of the thuggish arse Chatr (Man Teeraphol), who also has romantic designs on her.

Bua Klee (now pregnant) and Muang get married but their wedded bliss doesn't last too long, nor does the newfound peace and quiet in the village. The ring Bua Klee now adorns houses the spirit of her krasue-possessed granny... and she's hungry! Now possessed by the spirit herself, Bua Klee's head occasionally pops off and flies around the village late at night looking for grub. Several villagers i.d. the floating noggin as belonging to her and rumors she's a vampire rapidly spread. An exorcist, Doctor Prasit (Tat Ekathat), is called in to help. He gives the skeptical Muang a "holy rod" and instructs him to beat his wife with it. You'd think this would cause some friction in their marriage, as suddenly whipping your wife without explanation is sometimes known to do, but Bua Klee just brushes it off with a smile: "No matter what, I will forgive you! I love you so much! Please love me long!"







Seeing how the beating does not reveal any kind of evil spirit, Muang goes back to Dr. Prasit and punches him out, which prompts the exorcist to plot revenge ("Your vampire wife will die!"). However, his attempt at calling forth a demon backfires when it kills him, captures his spirit and takes him to hell. With things rapidly going downhill for them in their village, Muang, Bua Klee and Chood flee to the country to stay with Muang's uncle, Chaeng (Sawin Sawangrat), but the seclusion ends up not offering up any protection.

In a scene that sounds much better than it actually is, another old krasue lady lives nearby, which leads to a krasue v. krasue catfight over an animal carcass that concludes with Bua Klee biting the other krasue's guts. That prompts the injured krasue and her hubby (some kind of flying "demon") to get revenge, which they plan on enacting whenever Bua Klee gives birth to her baby so they can steal it and eat its heart. But that's not all!







When Muang travels back into the village to make a deal with wealthy trader Kamnan (Chao Klaewklong), he strikes the fancy of the man's spoiled daughter, Madua (Metta Roongrat), who herself is already being pursued by Chatr (the same guy who was trying to get into Bua Klee's pants earlier in the film). Chatr attempts to kill Muang, but only shoots him in the arm. After spending a few days nursing him back to health, Madua declares her devotion to him ("You know I love you so much!"). Him being married and already having a child isn't of any real concern to her. She just uses love spells to make him fall for her. The father then catches them in bed together and forces them to get married.

Meanwhile, a desperate Bua Klee is trying to find a way to get her man back. She learns of a treasure by some old ruins that's supposedly guarded by a giant. As for how to break the curse, it involves finding some fire and then stripping naked next to it. She attempts this (showing off her bare ass in the process) but is denied the treasure because she's yet to atone for her sins. A plan is hatched to break the love curse against Muang, which causes things to spiral out of control. Many people get killed.









While it may seem hard to believe by today's standards, this was a major release and a hit film in Thailand at the time, with many top box office draws in the cast and special effects work (including some brief, crude stop motion) that was considered elaborate and revolutionary by early 70s Thai standards. It was also shot on 35mm during what was considered the Golden Age of cinema in the country, so the production values are somewhat better (though still low!) than much of what came later. Starting in the second half of the 80s, similar films would be cheaply and carelessly shot on 16mm, bogged down with childish slapstick comedy, not even feature much in the way of special effects and be marketed almost exclusively to rural audiences. The films were not well-made or sophisticated enough to cut the mustard in larger urban areas and were mostly ignored there.


Running 105 minutes, this almost seems like three different movies mashed into one. It's episodic and melodramatic, sometimes tediously so. The pacing is horrendous, the soundtrack is comprised almost exclusively of overbearing (stolen) music and it ends up sidelining the very creatures we came to see in favor of the alternately mushy and messy relationship drama. That would perhaps be easier to take had we not been saddled with a lead female character who's insufferably whiny, pathetic and weak. Sometimes this hits on the right side of weird but the highlights are sadly few and far between.


The credited director is ส.เนาวราช, which is translated to either S. Naowarat or S. Naowaratch on most websites (the Swedish subs call him "S. Nawaraj"). Doing a little digging around and connecting of some dots, I was able to find out who this guy really is and about some of the other players involved. The real director is สนิท โกศะรถ, or Sanit Kosaroth, who was best known as a crime fiction writer and magazine publisher. The Naowarat / Naowaratch alias was a pen name he frequently used. He passed away just two years after this film was released at the age of just 45. The film was financed by บันลือ อุตสาหจิต / Banlue Utsahachit, who owned his own publishing house that frequently employed "Naowarat" as a writer. It's based on a graphic novel series by ทวี วิษณุกร / Thawee Witsanukorn, which was published by Banluesan Publishing House.

★★
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