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Saturday, October 9, 2021

Gabi ng lagim (1960)

... aka: Night of Terror

Directed by:
Tommy C. David
Larry Santiago (segment removed)
Pablo Santiago
Felix Villar

If we're to believe many sources, it was the British film Dead of Night (1945) that helped to popularize the horror anthology format. However, there are quite a few glaring problems with that assessment. Firstly, Germany made a number of popular horror anthologies way back in the silent era like Eerie Tales (1919), Destiny (1921) and Waxworks (1924); to name a few. Second, Dead of Night did not seem to spawn any immediate imitators. Had the film actually made this format popular, there would have been an explosion of similar films shortly after its release. Instead, there are only a couple of anthologies here and there throughout the entire decade of the 50s. (This, by the way, is no slight on Dead of Night itself, which is an influential film in its own right. I'm just putting things into perspective here.) A much larger crop of these didn't emerge until the 60s and 70s. Typically, Hammer and Amicus are singled out then for boosting their popularity, yet the groundwork was clearly laid out for them already with a pair of prior box office hits: Roger Corman's Tales of Terror (1962) and Mario Bava's Black Sabbath (1963).

One country that almost always gets entirely left out of the conversation is the Philippines. There was Katotohanan o guniguni? / "Truth or Illusion?," Mga alamat ng sandaigdig / "Legends of the World," Pagsapit ng Hatinggabi / "The Arrival of Midnight" and this one released in 1960, plus Mga daing sa libingan / "Cry from the Grave" and Konsiyerto ng kamatayan / "Concert of Death" released the following year. All six of these (and there may be others I don't even know about) predate the 1960s wave of US / UK / European anthologies by several years. But it doesn't stop there as anthologies have sustained their popularity to this very day in the Philippines. The Shake, Rattle & Roll film series, for instance, has become one of the most enduring franchises in Filipino film history, spawning fifteen entries to date.

Unfortunately, none of the 1960s Filipino anthologies are likely to have ever made it out of the country and the Philippines did about as good a job preserving their older films as Thailand. In other words, not a very good job at all. Most of these are lost and likely gone forever. Gabi ng lagim appears to be the lone survivor from the list of 60s titles above and is, in fact, one of the only surviving purely Filipino genre films from this entire time period. Even so, it didn't fully survive. The only available print is missing one of its stories: the opening tale directed by Larry Santiago and starring Ramon Revilla and Cecilia Lopez. We actually get to see a brief snippet of this removed scene (plus credits) before it suddenly just cuts to the second story. I'm not sure what happened here or why it was removed.


Up first in this reduced 73 minute print is the segment is from Felix Villar, who'd go on to co-direct DEVIL WOMAN (1974) and its sequel BRUKA, QUEEN OF EVIL (1975). A coffin washes ashore near a cemetery, the lid flies open, birds fly out, it explodes in smoke and a caped vampire count (Tony Gosalvez) emerges. He resurrects a beautiful young woman named Melissa (Myrna Delgado) and sends her in the direction of a village where she can have access to all the fresh blood she desires.

Claiming to be ill and in need of a quiet, relaxing place to stay away from the city so she can recover, Melissa shows up at the home of Mang Ambo (Francisco Cruz); a poor, hard-working widower. Also living in the home are his children; teenage daughter Lita (Cielito Legaspi) and younger son Enteng (Vic Santiago). A couple of hired hands; Celso (Amado Cortez), a pathological liar trying to woo Lita with tall tales about how he'll be rich once a wealthy relative of his in Manila dies (any day now...), and idiot Kiko (Dencio Padilla), a klutz, drunkard and glutton, are also always hanging around.








Despite being cold, aloof, antisocial and, well, dead, Melissa's looks soon attract the attention of both the village mayor, who offers to marry her, and Kiko, who's delusional enough to believe he can court the mysterious beauty. However, Melissa is almost always holed up in her bedroom; only emerging at midnight to wander outside. Of course, she's been feeding on human victims all that time. After claiming three male victims, she finally sets her sights on getting the virginal blood of Lita and then plans on heading off to the next village with the vampire count.









Tale #2 (directed by Tommy C. David) starts with a crazy, disfigured old hag hobbling through a cemetery, digging up a grave (with her bare hands!) and then instructing the revived inhabitant of the coffin - Arnulfo - to "avenge the wrongs done to us!" A young woman named Carina (Yolanda Guevarra) then wakes up screaming in her bed, awakening her husband Nanding (Jose Romulo) and child in the process. Whew. It was just a dream. Or was it? Carina feels as though something is pulling at her legs and looks down to find them covered in blood, but it's not her blood as she's not cut. The blood leads up to a rocking chair, which starts rocking all by itself. And then the lights go out. And a window opens. Seems we have a haunting on our hands... by hands!

A pair of disembodied hands appear in a doorway and a voice announces itself as Arnulfo. The ghost claims he had his hands chopped off before being murdered and Nanding was involved. Nanding is able to drive the spirit away with prayer but that's only a temporary fix, as is bringing in a spiritualist to help. Accused of a murder he did not commit, what Arnulfo really wants is to get his hands on the real murderer; a lowlife named Rafael (Paquito Diaz), and restore his once-good name in the process. Rafael runs some kind of criminal / prostitution ring and is such a nice fella that, in addition to murder, he also pimps out his own girlfriend. After both are visited and terrorized by the ghost (who usually just shows up as hands but sometimes appears as an armless ghost), Rafael and Nanding go to the cemetery only to find Arnulfo's casket empty. Nanding eventually learns of Arnulfo's innocence and attempts to help the ghost seek justice.










Finally, we get a (supposedly) comic haunted house tale from Pablo Santiago. Seven teenage boys (played by members of the Lo' Waist Gang) are dropped off at a spooky old mansion that belongs to one of their grandfathers. They plan on spending the night and searching for a treasure rumored to be hidden inside while they're there. The doors open by themselves to let them in and then slam shut once they are (never a good omen, eh?) and they're scared by cobwebs, cockroaches and a spooky drama program they accidentally play on the radio (this anthology is actually based on a DZRH radio serial of the same name).

The boys dance, walk around holding hands and scream like girls (!?) An old school ghost in a white bed sheet holding a skull shows up and then disappears, as does another ghost. One guy "accidentally" strangles himself and they finally locate a treasure chest but a reanimated corpse is inside. After failing to scare the ghosts away with a cross, they flee the house. There's an extremely predictable Scooby Doo twist at the end as to the identity of the ghosts, which involves a young Fernando Poe Jr. (THE BLACKSMITH). Filled with terrible slapstick gags the Three Stooges would have rejected, this at least amusingly comes full circle and links itself up with the previous stories. The rest is mostly useless.









While none of these tales are anything special, the first two are entertaining enough and have their own perks. The first has a likable cast and, once she gets going, an energetic female vamp. The second story wastes no time jumping right into the ghost stuff and and is filled with highly variable but fun special effects. As for the last story, best I can say is that it's much shorter than the other two. I've read it was a Philippine tradition to stick a lighthearted comedy segment at the end of otherwise-serious horror anthologies, so that probably explains why it's there. I'd imagine if this final segment had been cut instead of the first one the film would have been all the better for it.

Apparently a box office hit in its home country at the time, advertisements for later films from the same producers boast about this one's success. I'm not aware of any home video releases, not even in the Philippines. In 1980, there was a follow-up of sorts: Gabi ng lagim ngayon ("Night of Horror Today"), which was also based on the radio serial.

★★

Friday, October 8, 2021

Chu nu jiang (1988)

... aka: 處女降
... aka: Cannibal Curse
... aka: Curse

Directed by:
Yeung Kong

At a hilltop mansion, a wealthy, cruel, paranoid, wheelchair-bound and apparently mentally ill old geezer (Ching Tien) chastises and abuses his much-younger hottie wife, Ma (Maria Jo aka Maria Yuen). He accuses her of "flirting" with other men, yells at her for bringing him ginseng soup that's too hot (I'm sure he'd probably also have an issue with it being too cold) and then starts groping her, beating her up, pulling her hair and threatening to kill her. Seems like a healthy enough relationship! But, hey, I guess that's what you sometimes get when you marry someone old enough to be your grandfather just for their money! Watching all of this sordid action play out from the window is the gardener, Luk (Hsin-Nan Hung), who gets so pissed off he dumps a bucket of water over his head. Seeing how he's younger and handsome, it goes without saying that he and Ma are already very well acquainted with one another and the two have been carrying on a secret affair. Despite not having any money, they plot to run away together but her husband's evil brother (Phillip Ko) overhears them and, later, attempts to rape Ma. When that doesn't work out for him, he simply runs over Luk with his car and kills him.

Ma takes Luk's corpse to the friendly neighborhood sorceress (Lap Ban Chan), who recites a spell so that the two lovers can be reunited as husband and white in the afterlife. Ma then promptly slashes her own wrists and falls over dead on top of Luk. She travels to a kind of limbo called "Mandala" where she refuses to cross the bridge into the next world. Instead she insists on being reincarnated. The sorceress grants her wish, but first warns there may be consequences. Ma doesn't care.








In modern day Hong Kong, Ma has been reincarnated into the now-twenty-year-old Maria Chan (Yuen again). Even though lots of men are interested in dating her, Maria's sad, withdrawn, antisocial and lonely because she still yearns for her lover from the previous life and wants to continue their romance. The only problem is that even though a psychic has told her the her reincarnated former lover, now called Robert Lam (and also played by Hung), is living in Hong Kong, she's thus far been unable to find him. Maria lives with her cousin Bo (Susan Brandy), who takes her to a birthday party and then shows T&A in an awkward sex scene with some rando who shows up at their apartment. Not that that has much to do with the plot, but they wedge it in here anyway.

Maria then gets word from her psychic friend that Robert is now in Manila on a prolonged business trip. He however does not inform her that he's already married to Amy (Eliza Yue) and the two have a young daughter. Nonetheless, Maria promptly heads to the Philippines and has no issue finding him. She introduces herself but he claims he doesn't know her, acts like he doesn't want to get to know her and walks away. Heartbroken, Maria is reduced to seeking the aid of a topless Filipino witch called Goddess (Maria Isabel Lopez, the memorable star of SILIP / Daughters of Eve), who slips a drug into Robert's tea and seduces him before transforming into Maria mid-sex. Robert then rescues a drowning woman in the ocean and gives her mouth-to-mouth, only to have that woman also transform into Maria. Hey, if he didn't have Maria on the mind before, he sure as hell does now! Yet somehow Robert is able to continue to reject her advances.









Maria goes home and pouts, while Bo, who's feeling the sting of jealousy since all of her lovers seem to be using her just to get closer to Maria, goes to an old, long-haired and mole-faced black magician named Ramau (Feng Hung). The sex-obsessed Ramau loves sucking on toes and lives in a crumbling home in the jungle with bats, owls, snakes and a bunch of dwarf henchmen who wear bone necklaces and caveman loincloths (!!) In case you were wondering how to take care of such a diverse group's dietary needs, kidnapped girls are stripped, chained, chopped up with machetes and then cooked in a cauldron.

Not nearly as horrified as she should be at such a display, Bo remains determined to get her hands on a love "medicine" to use on a guy she's interested in who only has eyes for Maria. When she reveals to Ramau that she lost her virginity a long time ago and is willing to have sex with him in exchange for the love potion, he tells her he'd be glad to help! She's forced to pray to a Snake God and then she's thrown on the ground, has her clothes ripped off and is raped as a white censor dot bush blocker dances around the screen. Bo then returns home, slips the guy she likes the powder and next thing she knows he's no longer interested in her cousin and is all about her.










Since that worked out so well, Bo then takes Maria to see Ramau. However, since she's still a virgin (virgin blood is toxic to him), he has to strike up another deal with her. She can have some of the love powder but must return after she loses her virginity and let the sorcerer have a go at her. After using the powder and giving up her virginity to Robert, Maria then has second thoughts about fulfilling her end of the bargain, so they decide to hide out in her home until they can safely flee to America. After her husband is reported missing, Amy flies down to Manila to see what became of him. She enlists the aid of a good wizard to do battle with Ramau, but he's killed, and then Ramau curses Robert and makes him grow snake scales on his stomach. Amy and the wizard's virginal daughter then decide to infiltrate Ramau's lair themselves.

There's also a snake nightmare, lots of ineptly incorporated stock footage of natural disasters and an amazingly disgusting and bloody finale where the black magician's stomach cracks open and snakes start pouring out as he spits up worms, frogs, snakes and mice! I don't know if Hung deserves props or ridicule for putting all those things in his mouth, but he does get some credit for overacting with astonishing and entertaining vigor! However, most of the rest of the movie is just an excuse to show off breasts, breasts and even more breasts. And the film would show off a lot more than that if not for that pesky dancing dot. Most of the actresses on display are very attractive, so this at least has that much going for it. However, the softcore sex is far from titillating due to it being too tame and the fact most of the ladies seem uncomfortable doing these scenes.









Nearly the entire score was swiped from Psycho II, which is one of the most overused stolen scores in all of 80s Asian horror. There have been only a few home video releases for this one. I'd actually say just ONE legit release and that's the English-subtitled 1988 VHS from Ocean Shores. Later, there was an awful, unsanctioned DVD release from some rip-off company called Videoasia, under their "Tales of Voodoo" banner. They not only had the audacity to steal the Ocean Shores print (that company's logo is even still on it!) but they also released the movie with a screwed up soundtrack that simultaneously plays the Mandarin and Cantonese audio tracks!

★1/2
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