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Sunday, May 23, 2021

She yao jing (1974)

... aka: 蛇妖精
... aka: Devil Woman
... aka: Evil Snake Girl
... aka: Kung Fu aux Philippines (Kung Fu in the Philippines)
... aka: Manda the Snake Girl
... aka: Manda vs. Kung Fu
... aka: Serpientes asesinas vs. Kung fu (Killer Snakes vs. Kung Fu)

Directed by:
Felix Villar
Albert (Chi-Lien) Chu

Before we can even really delve into this film, we first need to try to clear up some confusion about three different films currently caught up in a web of online misinformation fuckery. The first movie is a Filipino horror film called Devil Woman, which was released in 1970, directed by Jose Flores Sibal and stars Divina Valencia in the title role. IMDb and many other websites currently use an incorrect poster for this title. The real poster, and the ONLY poster, for this one can be found RIGHT HERE. To my knowledge, this has never been released on home video anywhere and is currently unavailable to view, so we're going to just sweep this under the rug and forget about it for the time being.

Our second Devil Woman film, the one this review will be covering, is a Hong Kong / Filipino co-production that was co-directed by Felix Villar and Albert (Chi-Lien) Yu and features a mixed Filipino and Chinese cast, with the former headed up by Rosemarie Gil in the title role and the latter by Alex Tang Lee as the doctor hero. This was supposedly first released in the Philippines in 1974, then released as She yao jing (蛇妖精) in Hong Kong that same year and received international distribution after that. Here in the U. S. it was English dubbed, re-titled Devil Woman and often shown on a double bill with the kung fu film Dragons Never Die (1974), which featured the same male lead. It was also released in France as Kung Fu aux Philippines ("Kung Fu in the Philippines") and in Spanish-speaking countries as Serpientes asesinas vs. Kung fu ("Killer Snakes vs. Kung Fu").


The third Devil Woman film isn't actually called Devil Woman nor was it ever released as Devil Woman but is instead an immediate sequel to (1973's) Devil Woman from the same production company, directors and writer. It also starred Gil (reprising her role) with a mostly new supporting cast. This was released in Hong Kong under the title She tou ren (蛇头人) in the summer of 1975 but may have been out in the Philippines a little earlier than that. It was also released theatrically in America as Bruka: Queen of Evil. Other English titles listed online include Manda the Snake Girl Part 2 and Devil Woman Part 2, though I couldn't find any evidence it was ever officially released under either title. While this was probably English dubbed for its initial theatrical release here in the States, the only home video release is in Chinese with English subtitles.


Primarily responsible for causing the confusion between these three films over the years is IMDb. Currently, they have the U. S. theatrical poster for 1973's Devil Woman used for the 1970 Devil Woman and combine 1973's Devil Woman and its sequel Bruka into a single entry (mushing up the casts, alternative titles and such), which make the two separate films look like just one. In addition, they currently have Devil Woman '73 listed a second time under its Mexican release title using the English translation Manda (Snakewoman) vs. Kung Fu. Not sure if anyone ever plans on correcting that or not but it's been like that for quite some time now and this misinformation has bled out onto many other film websites over the years.


During a thunderstorm, a woman named Rita gives birth to a baby girl with a Medusa-like head full of poisonous snakes instead of hair. Arnold, the father, deems her a "monster" and threatens to kill her, but is talked out of it by his wife, who names the girl Manda. The birth is followed by the village being struck by a drought and poverty, as well as snake-related deaths all occurring late at night, which has locals thinking they've been cursed by the devil.

About ten years later, little Manda (Cherie Gil) is living a quiet life with her parents in the country. Her father has grown to love and accept her but insists she wear a hijab around her head at all times. Despite successfully hiding her snake hair, she's become an outcast in the village due to her parents being poor and is constantly bullied by other kids. Manda mostly just plays alone with snakes, which she's discovered she has the ability to control using her mind and a wave of the hand. One little boy does become her friend but he's unable to protect her when other kids corner her and try to take her head scarf off. One of the bullies is bitten by a snake and dies, which leads to a torch-carrying mob heading out to Manda's home late at night. Her father gets stabbed to death with a machete, but her mother manages to sneak her out of the window before she's killed in a fire when their home is set ablaze.








Another decade passes. Kung fu-fighting physician Dr. Shu Wen (Alex Tang Lee) comes to the village to help the wealthy Mr. Christman with his injured leg, but first has to use his martial arts skills to run off some local thugs who attempt to gang rape Christman's daughter, Tina ("Johanna" / Djhoanna Garcia). Those bandits, led by Lu Po (Yukio Someno), have been running amok in the village, beating people up, robbing everyone in sight (including looting a church) and doing other awful things.

The vengeful, now-adult Manda (Rosemarie Gil) is still lurking around and has started using her powers to make snakes kill those responsible for killing her parents. Using her slithery allies as threats, she manages to get Lu Po and his gang on her side and rewards them by letting them kidnap and drag village girls to their cave hideout to use as sex slaves. Manda's lone friend from her childhood (Lito Legaspi) shows up and confesses his love for her but she's forced to keep him at a distance and has no intention of stopping her rampage.








Sadly, this ended up being quite the disappointment, starting with the fact that the directors can't seem to decide what kind of film they actually want to make here. This often feels like two entirely different movies haphazardly spliced together, with the two warring plot lines constantly vying for our attention. That could have been tolerable except for the fact one of these plots is not the least bit interesting while the other is potentially of some interest yet gets smothered by the lamer one.

Despite featuring about half-a-dozen OK kung fu fights (choreographed and directed by Corey Yuen, Brandy Yuen and Bun Yuen; all of whom also appear as thugs in the film), the entire story featuring Dr. Shu is a slog. He gets romantically involved with Tina, which doesn't sit well with her cousin Waldo (Romy Diaz), who's also in love with her. Waldo has his own gang and constantly tries to kill the "Chinaman" interloper. They keep attacking him, he keeps kicking their asses and they keep running off, threatening to get him next time. Rinse and repeat. More time is wasted showing stuff like cockfights, dancing and amateur boxing at a birthday party.







The snake woman revenge stuff is slightly better / more entertaining. However, it's never given a chance to build up any steam since we keep moving away from it for long stretches of time. They do try to converge the stories at the very end but, despite a lively finale featuring loads of fighting, flying snakes and fireballs, it's too little, too late. The dreadful English dubbing, with extremely grating voice actors doing that "trying to match the lips" routine means there are frequent awkward pauses in most of the lines. As is customary for this time, lots of real snakes are also killed. There's some nice scenery throughout and a zillion shots from behind trees, plants and flowers to show off the natural beauty of the Philippines but, hey, there's always The Travel Channel for that.








Devil Woman was hard to come by throughout most of the video era here in America. The first VHS release I'm aware of was from Something Weird in 1996. It was then released on a double feature DVD by Code Red in 2016, paired with Jim Sharman's completely dissimilar The Night, the Prowler (1978). Cinema Epoch now distributes a decent widescreen print on many streaming platforms and it's quite easy to find.

★1/2

Saturday, May 22, 2021

Ang Panday (1980)

... aka: Blacksmith, The

Directed by:
"Ronwaldo Reyes" (Fernando Poe Jr.)

This one's been on my radar for quite a well so I was glad to see a decent print is finally available with English subtitles! Based on a late 70s Conan the Barbarian-inspired comic book series by Carlo J. Caparas and Steve Gan, which reportedly sold millions of copies in its day and remains very popular in the Philippines, this nearly 2-hour-long fantasy adventure (with plentiful horror content, of course) was a huge hit in its home country and the very first in a long line of film and TV adaptations (see list below).

In a small, unnamed village, the locals have been enslaved by the evil, elusive fascist Don Lizardo (Max Alvarado), who's rumored to be a 300-year-old creature, and his legion of minions, including armed redcoat guards posted everywhere led by the equally wretched Pilo (Paquito Diaz). The defeated and depressed villagers are being forced to work long hours in the fields and do various other jobs (including panning for gold) and are subjected to constant ridicule, abuse, death threats, public hangings and, for the women, rape attempts. As for trying to run away, that's nearly impossible, too. No one has successfully left and it's rumored that a mystical stone in the ocean will kill anyone who attempts to try.








Our hero Flavio (Poe) has just about had enough. He lives a quiet-as-possible-under-the-circumstances life in a small country shack along with the elder Tata Temio (Lito Anzures), who was the former village blacksmith, and Temio's two orphaned grandchildren: pretty teenager Monica (Liz Alindogan) and the annoying little Lando (Bentot Jr.). Flavio's job as blacksmith also requires being forced to brand an "X" on young children with a hot iron to mark them as Lizardo's property. Everyone in the village has this mark except for Monica, whom Temio claims died as an infant but has kept hidden away all this time. One of the young boys Flavio is forced to brand ends up dying and thus begins his desire to rebel against orders dished out by Pilo. He drowns two guards who attempt to rape Monica and refuses to brand another child, even if it means getting beaten to a bloody pulp and threatened with death.

An ancient book called "The Black Codex," that's been hidden under an old tree for centuries, is unearthed during an earthquake and located by Tata Temio. Its prophecies promise deliverance for the slaves in the form of a blacksmith (guess who?) and will start with a fiery light coming from the sky. One evening, a flaming meteor falls right in their backyard. They melt it down, add human blood (as per directions found in the codex) and fashion a dagger from the molten material. The powerful, magical dagger (which can transform itself into a sword when needed) will now only yield to Flavio and can be used to take on the forces of evil.








Flavio starts his quest by capturing Pilo and all of his men and branding them with a "P." He, Tata Temio, Monica and Lando then go on a quest to kill off all of the evil beings who've been responsible for enslaving them. Their first visit is to an evil sorcerer who wears a Ming the Merciless get-up and lives in a great hilltop, oceanfront shack decorated with bones and stuffed birds. The sorcerer, who wants to gain control of the codex, transforms into a young seductress (Martha Sevilla) and then a muscular warrior (Max Laurel) to fight Flavio but is no match for the dagger. They locate a door to the underworld inside the sorcerer's home, which leads to all kinds of encounters with various bad guys and horror monsters.









The biggest issue here is the length and the pacing. This takes forever to get going, setting aside an entire plodding, repetitive hour to cover the characters' plight under Pilo and his henchmen. The second major problem is that the final showdown with Lizardo ends up being a disappointment. Instead of being intimidating, he's an obnoxious, sweaty, slovenly guy and the role is performed in a campy OTT cliché "comic book villain" fashion that doesn't fit the serious tone of the rest of the film. Not only that, but he appears much too weak to exert the kind of control he has and is easily defeated once his army is out of the way. Given his name, I have to admit that I was also a bit bummed he didn't transform into a giant lizard or something! There's both flat acting and overacting, the score is kind of grating and various technical issues rear their head every once in awhile, though this is still technically a better-made film than I'd anticipated.

All that said, there's enough cool stuff in here to certainly merit at least one viewing, starting with two very fun scenes featuring zombies. One takes place on a beach in the broad daylight, features a very early example of "running zombies" and has them killing, ripping apart and eating two guys. The second takes place in a foggy cemetery at night where zombies emerge from the ground and attack. Possibly even better that those scenes is a great bit where Lando is stalked by a floating, pale-faced vampire / ghost woman who turns into a tree branch (?!) after she's stabbed. They also throw in a swordfighting ninja army, a cockfight and a random, Bollywood-style love song musical number. The sets are quite good and, perhaps the film's greatest virtue, the outdoor shooting locations and backdrops are frequently beautiful and surprisingly well-framed by the cameraman.









There were three immediate sequels, all produced, directed by and starring Poe: Pagbabalik ng Panday / "Return of the Blacksmith" (1981), Ang panday: Ikatlong yugto / "The Blacksmith: Chapter Three" (1982) and Ang Panday IV: Ika-Apat Na Aklat / "The Blacksmith 4: The Fourth Book" (1984), as well as an animated TV series in 1987, which was also the very first animated series produced in the Philippines. Many of the supporting actors here not only reprised their roles in the film sequels but also provided the voice for their character on the animated show. Unfortunately, I don't believe any of the sequels are currently available in English and the copy of the second film that I found online is in terrible condition. Hopefully one day these will all be restored.


Later, there were other sequels, spin-offs and remakes, including Dugo ng Panday / "Blood of the Blacksmith" (1993) starring Ramon "Bong" Revilla Jr., the comedic Pandoy: Ang Alalay ng Panday / "Pandoy: The Blacksmith's Apprentice" (1993) starring Joey de Leon, Hiwaga ng Panday / "Mystery of the Blacksmith" (1998) starring Jinggoy Estrada, Ang Panday (2009) and its 2011 sequel again starring Revilla, and Ang Panday (2017) starring Coco Martin. There were also additional live action TV shows made from the comic in 2005, 2010 (a kid's series titled Panday Kids) and 2017.

★★1/2
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