Bruce Seven
Diana (Tianna Collins) suffers from both massive debt, which forces her to work late nights at a sleazy, smoky strip club, and erotic "nightmares" featuring a dark and mysterious man, which are so involving she has a hard time waking up from them. "It just isn't fair. It just isn't FUCKING fair!" she shouts after hopping out of bed and rushing off to work, late again. At her club - Seventh Veil - a totally nude strip joint, the dancers are all miserable, depressed and desperate for cash. The clientele is creepy, business is slow, the tips suck ("I can make more money out on the streets!") and the asshole owner (Ed Powers) refers to them as "bimbos," "lazy sluts" and other charming names. At this particular club the girls not only dance but they also do live sex acts that include solos, girl-girl and girl-girl-girl, and usually incorporate different toys into the act like, uh, feather dusters (!?) Sometimes they even yank one of the male customers up on stage and do them right in front of the rest of the audience. Not that there IS very much of an audience at this place.
Backstage in the dressing room, Diana and fellow dancers Laura (Victoria Paris) and Staci (Bionca), congregate to bitch about their lives. Diana moans, "If I don't come up with any money by Friday, I might as well commit suicide!" But someone is listening... and it's the same man from her dreams. He - Luthor (Randy Spears) - also happens to be a supernatural, blood-drinking being with ill-fitting vampire fangs who preys upon women from the lower rungs of society he senses have given up the will to live. He's already bitten Staci on the arm when she went to serve him a drink but he's really interested in Diana because he believes she's tired of her "puny existence."
So I should probably just stop right here to let you know that this is an uncredited remake / rip-off of Katt Shea's little-seen gem DANCE OF THE DAMNED (1989), which may seem like the most random thing in the world for pornographers to copy unless you've actually seen Shea's film and then it makes perfect sense. The low-budget Dance is a talky, very set-bound production with a small cast, minimal special effects and location changes and mostly revolves around just two characters: a stripper and a vampire. That all potentially makes it something that would translate over to a shot-on-video, zero budget hardcore film fairly well. However, while Dance is well-acted, well-written and directed, multi-layered, mature and thoughtful, this one has terrible acting, extracted small patches of the Dance dialogue repeated verbatim (and not delivered nearly as well) and the first hour is almost exclusively dedicated to sex, stripper and sex-while-stripping scenes.
In Dance, the vampire reveals himself to be an immortal separate species of creature that isn't harmed by prayer, crucifixes or other religious artifacts. Only the death-by-sunlight mythology has been retained from your usual vampire lore. Here, the vampire is also a separate species of creature who laughs when a cross is thrust in his face but also can be killed by sunlight. In both films, the vampire lurks around a strip club looking for dinner and the potential victim he finds is at a low point in her life and contemplating suicide. In both films, the vampire has had it with his tired, lonely existence and is simultaneously wanting to connect with another living being and wanting to end it all. In both films, the vampire insists the stripper explain to him what sunlight feels like. And, in both films, the vampire explains his origins, how his family was murdered centuries earlier, how he ended up buried alive in the Earth for years and how he was left alone in the world to fend for himself on the fringes of society, mostly sustaining himself on animal blood.
In order to somewhat disguise the endless borrowings (which they don't do a very good job of), this film also makes "Luthor" an alien who, along with his family, fled their hostile planet centuries earlier when another alien species attacked them. They then crash landed on Earth and he's been here ever since. Aside from that, he's basically just your run of the mill vampire. Since purchasing a can of black paint and a couple of pieces of wood or drywall likely exceeded both the talent and budget level for this, the strip club walls have what appear to be cut up and flattened trash bags or tarps taped to them.
The cast is rounded out by the overexposed, can't-miss-'em-even-if-you-wanted-to duo of Randy West (playing an obnoxious sleazeball) and a mulleted Tom Byron (whose sex scene is with an apparently one-time-only performer who calls herself "Cherri Bush"). Speaking of overexposed, 1989 was also the debut year for both Tianna and Paris, who went on to appear in over 40 adult features apiece this year alone. The script is credited to Mark Arnold, which is the first and middle birth name of Powers, though he appears on the cast list twice using both names.
Though this is now available on many adult streaming sites, the only legit home video release I'm aware of is the 1989 VHS distributed by 4 Play Video. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a picture of the VHS box anywhere. The one currently being used for this has no title and pictures of actresses not even in the movie, along with a photo of a Hannibal Lechter knock-off! (By the way, if you know where I can find an original VHS box or poster scan, please feel free to shoot me a message.)
★1/2
> uncredited remake / rip-off of DANCE OF THE DAMNED (1989)
ReplyDeletedoh! if i'd read the review in one of robert rimmer's guides i might have figured that out. he appears to have liked the movie ("bruce seven is improving in his old age...") although rimmer could usually find something to praise in the worst video dreck.
> Mark Arnold ... may be the guy playing the drunk customer at the club
same review identifies mark arnold (owner of 4-play video, apparently) as the guy who hands tianna the keys at closing time, telling her to lock up? i haven't seen the movie yet. it's probably filmed in the same club as EYE OF THE TIGRESS & one of the later LOOSE ENDS tapes.
> now available on many adult streaming sites
i'd been looking for this title for years, saw this review go up, grabbed a copy, then realized i already had it -- downloaded in 2018! ugh...
small foreign cover. same elements with a big distributor logo:
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the hannibal lecter artwork is from DR. BUTTS III (1993/4).
Rimmer probably never saw Dance of the Damned. I could see someone thinking this is *slightly* better than usual if not because it does give the vampire character a backstory and does have a little more plot than usual. However, I docked points for it blatantly ripping another film off (incl. big chunks of dialogue) and not giving credit as I tend to do here. Funny, when they made the legit remake called To Sleep With a Vampire (from 1993 I believe), I don't think they gave credit to Katt Shea and Andy Ruben for their script either despite copying much of the dialogue word for word.
ReplyDeleteI may have to skim this again to be sure but I believe the guy in Photo #7 is the man who gives Tianna the keys to close. I thought it was Ed Powers but I very well could be wrong since I went by the IAFd cast list which doesn't even list Arnold. Powers *may* be the drunk (doing some terrible accent). Maybe when you watch you can tell me. I don't know what either guy looks like.
Thanks for the box! Snagged it and will try to swap these out when I update next time.
not much to say. typical bruce seven. minimal plot, raunchier scenes than most at that time.
ReplyDelete> the guy in Photo #7 ... I thought it was Ed Powers
you're both right: turns out mark arnold krinsky is ed powers' real name (who knew?). i thought rimmer goofed -- he does confuse tianna with vicky paris in the opening dream-sequence.
[MBOI: seven's all-girl GHOSTLUSTERS (1990) reunites tianna, bionca & paris. ghost of a silent-movie actress "haunts" a porn set. the usual, with some vaguely spooky music and low-tech pop-in/dissolve effects.]
Well then Powers / Arnold was given two separate acting credits there. Not sure who else he could have played though! I wonder if the porno Ed Powers is the same Ed Powers from early Gorman Bechard movies. They do have them listed on his IMDb filmography.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I have seen it or not but the premise of Ghostlusters seems like I have. I just skimmed through another movie from the same people and starring the same girls called "House of Dark Dreams" which sounded possibly horror-ish but was just some S&M thing. There's another called "The Face of Fear" (1990) I'm wondering about...
> Ed Powers from early Gorman Bechard movies
ReplyDeletesounds plausible. didn't want to spoil a rewatch of PSYCHOS IN LOVE (ed powers as "man"), so i tried GALACTIC GIGOLO ("reporter #2") and couldn't find him at the first press-conference. doesn't mean he's not there, or that it's even the correct scene.
> "The Face of Fear" (1990)
also the title of a for-TV high-rise horror that should go on your list: psychic working on a serial-murder case is targeted by the killer. based on the book by dean koontz, with pam dawber, william sadler & bob balaban.
He's also supposedly in Cemetery High. I keep hoping that gets a remaster so I can watch it again. I know Band supposedly ruined it and cut a bunch out but... I find parts of it absolutely hilarious and kind of hate myself for admitting that (ha).
ReplyDeleteAnd Face of Fear will be added!