tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post7542722930462621054..comments2024-03-27T08:51:52.335-04:00Comments on The Bloody Pit of Horror: Cemetery High (1987)The Bloody Pit of Horrorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04419921450872885649noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-541082363924869632023-11-04T13:09:18.055-04:002023-11-04T13:09:18.055-04:00Since it was SOV I'd say SQHTP would be diffic...Since it was SOV I'd say SQHTP would be difficult to make look all that great, but it really doesn't need any "enhancements" either and I can't even figure out what they'd enhance there! I do remember a fan "extended" version floating around at one point that had new and longer recycled clips added to it. Shame they didn't film more dialogue scenes between the actresses because those parts are great, though I know it was all thrown together in a couple of days.<br /><br />Terminal Force is another I've never seen to add to the list! The Bloody Pit of Horrorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04419921450872885649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-12392183505914112872023-10-30T16:32:19.958-04:002023-10-30T16:32:19.958-04:00i'm a little late, but apparently FOR's do...i'm a little late, but apparently FOR's doing a run of "vault" releases with TERMINAL FORCE and HOT TUB PARTY to start. almost jumped on 'em until i saw they're BD-Rs, not pressed discs. that, and instead of just being a higher quality SD encode of the DVD release, SQHTP is an _AI upscale_ with distortions and visual weirdness.spookyx3https://www.blogger.com/profile/16031768705430185415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-62062065626724478532023-10-01T10:05:55.236-04:002023-10-01T10:05:55.236-04:00I can't say the sequel is necessarily better b...I can't say the sequel is necessarily better but if someone forced me to watch one of them again I'd pick it any day over the original. Definitely more fun even if it's a lot cheaper and sillier / dumber.<br /><br />Dinosaur Island and Ghoulies IV look like masterpieces compared to his newer stuff. I sat through his Chopping Mall (supposed) sequel "Murderbot" and it was pretty bad. Takes place in some ghost town instead of a mall and it's only like 44 minutes long.The Bloody Pit of Horrorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04419921450872885649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-9762770500755548882023-09-29T11:27:59.045-04:002023-09-29T11:27:59.045-04:00funny you just wrote up 976-EVIL; such was my diss...funny you just wrote up 976-EVIL; such was my dissatisfaction with the englund film, i think i may have liked wynorski's sequel a little better. no, i haven't checked out any of his current stuff. i'd closed the book on pretty much _all_ new horror by the time he was doing DINOSAUR ISLAND & GHOULIES IV. it's obviously gotten so much worse.spookyx3https://www.blogger.com/profile/16031768705430185415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-61156874012039507742023-09-24T19:06:01.309-04:002023-09-24T19:06:01.309-04:00That rating on SB2 is ridiculous, especially given...That rating on SB2 is ridiculous, especially given what the original has on there. The quality between the two is like night and day. For starters, one's an actual film.<br /><br />Did you happen to check any of the newer Jim Wynorski movies he did for Full Moon? I browsed through a few (I think they're all on Tubi) and they looked like they'd be pretty awful.The Bloody Pit of Horrorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04419921450872885649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-42201343778997968282023-09-23T19:57:53.019-04:002023-09-23T19:57:53.019-04:00modern poverty row is so incredibly depressing. a ...modern poverty row is so incredibly depressing. a HCH2 wouldn't be far away in quality from fred's recent 1/2★ (harsh, but what can i do?) low-effort "return to horror," PIRANHA WOMEN. <br /><br />i will never see SB2. (2.5 overall LBXd rating vs. the original's 2.6??)spookyx3https://www.blogger.com/profile/16031768705430185415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-2500826351092614992023-09-22T19:22:35.017-04:002023-09-22T19:22:35.017-04:00Yeah that entire run of bikini movies was no bueno...Yeah that entire run of bikini movies was no bueno, so that's about the time I bailed out. I have zero interest in his TV Christmas movies or other recent stuff. On Facebook he mentioned that he was thinking about a Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers sequel. If that ever occurs, I'd watch it, even though I wouldn't expect much. <br /><br />I did finally check out the Sorority Babes sequel and it was unfortunately terrible. Devoid of charm or fun and the younger cast is dreadful (makes one REALLY appreciate what Brinke, Linnea and Michelle always brought to the table). Also I figured I'd be getting more accustomed to the digital look by now but I'm afraid that's just never going to happen. I truly cannot stand how these films look.The Bloody Pit of Horrorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04419921450872885649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-54723492835067255782023-09-22T12:35:08.304-04:002023-09-22T12:35:08.304-04:00really envious that you still have those to see, e...really envious that you still have those to see, even if they're all so long ago i think they would play like FTVs for me anyway! i'm at 52: an almost unbroken run through HYBRID (missing just three of the most generic-looking erotic-thrillers), & all his '90s family films. only five after SIDESHOW (2000) and NOTHING with "bikini" in the title!spookyx3https://www.blogger.com/profile/16031768705430185415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-72912232481104079552023-09-18T18:22:06.687-04:002023-09-18T18:22:06.687-04:00At least The Tomb has an HD version floating aroun...At least The Tomb has an HD version floating around (I vaguely remember an "MGM" logo on the print but could be mistaken). If the others do I'm unaware. <br /><br />I checked my ratings and it looks like I've seen 35 FOR films in total, but have somehow never seen BHV, Mob Boss, Armed Response OR Commando Squad. I've also never seen Biohazard, Deep Space and Warlords. I think a lot of that has to do with my age. I noticed I've seen most of his 90s / early 2000s films because they were on cable all the time when I was a teenager. They hardly ever showed his earlier stuff by the time I started watching.The Bloody Pit of Horrorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04419921450872885649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-68136850839009806992023-09-18T18:19:25.384-04:002023-09-18T18:19:25.384-04:00i was clearing out a lot of old bookmarks and came...i was clearing out a lot of old bookmarks and came across what could have been bechard's next film: promo artwork exists for something called PANDEVIL, with the tagline "all the deadly sins in one sin-tillating package." was to star tony kruk, the mayor from CEMETERY HIGH. "principal photography begins august 1987." no idea about plot or if there even was a script.spookyx3https://www.blogger.com/profile/16031768705430185415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-66297391367874172562023-09-17T11:34:43.713-04:002023-09-17T11:34:43.713-04:00rights issues, yep. mentioned on one of his recent...rights issues, yep. mentioned on one of his recent commentary tracks.<br /><br />DEMONWARP would absolutely be welcome! and i'd love to see BEVERLY HILLS VAMP again. it's a blank, except for some funny lines from the on-screen narrator? can't remember.<br /><br />THE TOMB, VAMP, SPIRITS and MOB BOSS (also ARMED RESPONSE, with its sketchy DVD releases) on blu-ray means i could retire some very old (2005?) VHS transfers. i don't think i care that much about upgrading COMMANDO SQUAD. pretty sure everything else made it to DVD, at least.spookyx3https://www.blogger.com/profile/16031768705430185415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-24142546523358008032023-09-16T13:20:47.479-04:002023-09-16T13:20:47.479-04:00Wonder what the hold up is on that one? Most other...Wonder what the hold up is on that one? Most other FOR films from that time have received a decent DVD release. Another that needs one is Beverly Hills Vamp. I've been waiting to watch that one forever! I noticed that both Spirits and Beverly were VHS released from Vidmark / Trimark, as were Warlords and Mob Boss, so that probably has something to do with it. FOR likely doesn't own the rights to any of them. Demonwarp is another Vidmark release that I don't think has ever been on DVD that I'd like to see restored.The Bloody Pit of Horrorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04419921450872885649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-57141745736871663202023-09-15T08:10:45.065-04:002023-09-15T08:10:45.065-04:00> remaster this one. Probably not going to happ...> remaster this one. Probably not going to happen<br /><br />bet they'll announce it now that i just rewatched the standard-def. same reason i'm still holding off on SPIRITS (1990).spookyx3https://www.blogger.com/profile/16031768705430185415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-47602122907111523262023-09-13T08:28:27.128-04:002023-09-13T08:28:27.128-04:00same art w/ 'beyond infinity' production l...same art w/ 'beyond infinity' production logo hiding in pic #3. until now i'm sure i'd only seen HACK 'EM HIGH as a B/W trade ad.<br /><br />bechard said CB mangled both of these, but i couldn't see much evidence that GALACTIC GIGOLO was any good _before_ empire got it. liked the capobianco-thibeault scenes, that's about all.spookyx3https://www.blogger.com/profile/16031768705430185415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-59562909528854433812023-09-12T18:38:35.287-04:002023-09-12T18:38:35.287-04:00I've never seen that before. Very cool! Shame ...I've never seen that before. Very cool! Shame about the head through the hole, though.<br /><br />I'm probably one of like 5 people who's still waiting around for someone to remaster this one. Probably not going to happen if it's in Charles Band's hands. Forgot to mention I finally checked out Galactic Gigolo not too long ago. It is by far my least favorite of the director's films. I know he hates this one but I found it a lot funnier than GG, which really grated on my nerves.The Bloody Pit of Horrorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04419921450872885649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-82617496649342856282023-09-06T22:52:19.609-04:002023-09-06T22:52:19.609-04:00> there's no hacking and there's no hig...> there's no hacking and there's no high school.'<br /><br />here's a weird one: original HACK 'EM HIGH art (with john matuszak's head stuck through it) can be seen in 1990 heist comedy DOWN THE DRAIN. shot mid-1989, there's a few scenes at a warehouse filled with empire & charles band-adjacent posters. i spotted PULSE POUNDERS w/ logo, DOLLS, GHOST TOWN (?), TROLL, DUNGEONMASTER, MUTANT HUNT, PRISON, CELLAR DWELLER (shot up with bullet holes), CREEPOZOIDS (partial/painted over), ARENA, SORORITY BABES...<br /><br />take a look: https://imgur.com/a/hqQhKMgspookyx3https://www.blogger.com/profile/16031768705430185415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-13228408209433514762019-12-24T13:59:33.799-05:002019-12-24T13:59:33.799-05:00if it helps, i gave DISCONNECTED 3/5 stars, same a...if it helps, i gave DISCONNECTED 3/5 stars, same as PSYCHOS IN LOVE (a more concrete up-to-date rating).<br /><br />> "Objects" ... makes me want to check out his novels. <br /><br />right?! the dust-jacket back-panel author bio for his debut, 1991's THE SECOND GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD, leads with this: "bechard is the independent filmmaker responsible for PSYCHOS IN LOVE, which he likes, and a bunch of other films, which he prefers to forget." ha!<br /><br />> documentaries in recent years<br /><br />i was most drawn to the grant hart (hüsker dü) doc. basically a low-budget one-on-one interview broken up by archive material. hart was an interesting, complex guy, but i don't know how it'd play to non-fans. gifted out his animal welfare doc (A DOG NAMED GUCCI) this year, so i'll get to see that at some point, too.spookyx3https://www.blogger.com/profile/16031768705430185415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-43449377703927390742019-12-13T09:39:46.866-05:002019-12-13T09:39:46.866-05:00I just watched "Objects" on YouTube and ...I just watched "Objects" on YouTube and liked it! It's well written and makes me want to check out his novels.The Bloody Pit of Horrorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04419921450872885649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-85436334859521946822019-12-13T08:20:10.291-05:002019-12-13T08:20:10.291-05:00I've been meaning to check out his film Discon...I've been meaning to check out his film Disconnected but haven't gotten around to it yet. Looks like what Band did pissed him off so much he didn't do anything else for over a decade and has been making documentaries in recent years.The Bloody Pit of Horrorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04419921450872885649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-26780566524976440172019-12-10T00:51:52.929-05:002019-12-10T00:51:52.929-05:00me either. i don't have much time for features...me either. i don't have much time for features right now, so i watched all of bechard's modern shorts last week. at the turn of the century he was doing a series of "stills + narration" videos in flash. the best of these, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE FURTHER THAN THEY APPEAR (2003), was based in part on one of his novels. really makes me want to dig out the one i bought and never read!spookyx3https://www.blogger.com/profile/16031768705430185415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-55263664927243461542019-11-29T10:40:35.615-05:002019-11-29T10:40:35.615-05:00Completely understand why the director would be ir...Completely understand why the director would be irate but I do think some funny moments remain in Cemetery High despite what Band did. Would be interesting to see this reassembled to the director's original vision but I doubt we'll ever see that happen and Band probably threw out the footage anyway. I haven't seen Galactic Gigolo.The Bloody Pit of Horrorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04419921450872885649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-26226415288898844182019-11-29T10:38:54.217-05:002019-11-29T10:38:54.217-05:00Bechard also submitted this little nugget to IMDB:...Bechard also submitted this little nugget to IMDB:<br /><br />"from the director<br />GormanBechard5 May 2009<br />I detest this film.<br /><br />Long story short: it was originally called "Assault of the Killer Bimbos." It was a black comedy. We filmed it as written. Charlie Band, who ran Empire, called me the day after we wrapped and said he just read the script and it was too dark for his liking. He was taking away the title (because I had gotten such great publicity, including PEOPLE magazine), and keeping only half of what I shot. He was having his staff write some back story.<br /><br />Thus my story about girl who offed scum bags just because they knew they could...now became a story about girls who were abused, etc and so on. But it was the film that was ultimately abused (and I'm using a nice word) by Band.<br /><br />I talk about this at length on the commentary of the new PSYCHOS IN LOVE DVD release. (Of course, if I had seen what they did to Galactic Gigolo in post prior to filming this, I would have never made a second film for Band.)<br /><br />Rent PSYCHOS. Avoid this piece of crap.<br /><br />And if you're a filmmaker, and an idiot with money tries to tell you what to do with your film...I don't care how badly you want it...WALK AWAY."The Bloody Pit of Horrorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04419921450872885649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-60464103687954767032019-11-07T18:30:15.662-05:002019-11-07T18:30:15.662-05:00found this in the march 1989 issue of CINEFANTASTI...found this in the march 1989 issue of CINEFANTASTIQUE (excuse any typos, etc):<br /><br />"unlike decoteau, bechard had nothing good to say about his stint at band's company: 'i know what it's like to be raped. ... band gave me tons of wonderful promises ... and all these other lines of bullshit. being basically a fellow who wanted this very badly, i believed everything he said. ... when i gave them PSYCHOS IN LOVE, i had it in writing that they wouldn't change it at all. if i hadn't done that, they probably would have raped that film and it would have never been a film that i'm proud of. i am proud of PSYCHOS IN LOVE. but i think GALACTIC GIGOLO was sodomized by charlie band. we filmed it as a non-animated adult cartoon. that was my concept. we used the brightest colors ... in [color] timing this film [empire] took out all of the colors and left it really flat and ugly. their editing and pacing is nothing short of pathetic; they left out some wonderfully funny stuff, and they left in all of the shit. their motto is 'when in doubt, cut to a pair of tits.' i found out [the movie] was re-titled through a brochure from empire's urban classics; they never had the decency to tell me they were changing the name of my movie.'<br /> bechard's next film ... TEENAGE SLASHER SLUTS, was presold by [empire] in foreign markets as ASSAULT OF THE KILLER BIMBOS. 'they found the word 'sluts' to be offensive ... and then they go and propose two other movies with the word 'sluts' in the title!' bechard laid the blame for empire's dissatisfaction with the final film to the manner in which band ran his company.<br /> 'charlie never read the script ... i had the script approved by david ross, who used to be in empire's development department, and debra dion who is now charlie's wife. i have a written letter from [ross] which says ' yeah, we like the script. just make a couple of little changes here and there.' basically we agreed it was good. afterwards, i started filming and almost two or three weeks after we wrapped, charlie calls me up and said he finally read the script. he said he didn't like it. i don't know how you run a company and allow someone to use your money to make a film without ever having read the script. that, to me, is not the way to do business. when it became HACK 'EM HIGH, i said ' wait a minute, there's no hacking and there's no high school.' of course, they came up with new scenes that we had to re-shoot that were along the lines of the usual empire quality.'<br /> ...though he was reimbursed for services rendered on GALACTIC GIGOLO and HACK 'EM HIGH, bechard claims he was short-changed on the proceeds from PSYCHOS IN LOVE. 'we were promised wonderful percentages of the gross, not of the net, on the film. i made sure they couldn't pull any accounting tricks. but ... they just never bothered reporting to us. we were supposed to be getting quarterly statements and checks. we never got anything. my letters to charlie, complaining about this situation, and the shabby treatment of my films, were ignored.'"<br /><br />article continues with mention of an in progress documentary on the making of CEMETERY HIGH, by kathy milani who did BTS work on bechard's pictures. don't think that went anywhere.spookyx3https://www.blogger.com/profile/16031768705430185415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5214930440884348127.post-55601334838266341732015-07-20T10:14:44.731-04:002015-07-20T10:14:44.731-04:00the appropriately sleazy ambiance works for it, an...the appropriately sleazy ambiance works for it, and some of the stupid jokes hit. nobody seems to like CEMETERY HIGH all that much; even the director supposedly disowned it (my guess is that the "gore gong" and "hooter honk" gimmicks were added later). tough to overlook references to "faggot fuckheads" and whatnot, but i can't really hate a movie whose opening production company credit identifies it as "A GENERIC FILM". <br /><br />(nothing says "wasted life" like my being able to identify most of those out-of-focus porn tapes in the video store scene . . . )spookyx3noreply@blogger.com