It started as being just a few days behind,
"... but I'll get to it...," I said. And then another week passed, and then
another, and before I knew it my plans of providing a weekly update for the
Horror Board Rec Challenge became a bimonthly update, which became a monthly
update, which became a... Well, you get the idea. So here we are at the
beginning of April and last I updated was end of January, so this recap is going
to include all of my challenge viewings from as far back as January 30th.
Thankfully, it's not that many films and some I've already reviewed here.
Currently I've watched 37 of the 186 films I need to see, so I'm gonna have to
pick up speed at some point if I'm ever going to get this thing done.
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Banshee Chapter (2013; Blair Erickson) [Viewed March 23]
After a friend she met in college takes an experimental substance and
vanishes shortly thereafter, and with only snippets of obscure video footage
giving a hint at to what may have occurred, journalist Anne Roland (Katia
Winter) tries to piece together the evidence of what really happened. This
horribly-structured, needlessly over-stuffed and - considering all that's going
on - surprisingly bland film dwells in some oblique conspiracy theorist wet
dream realm. There are top secret government experiments, possible CIA
cover-ups, the mind-altering drug MK-Ultra, bizarre radio transmissions and some
kind of shadowy desert-dwelling beings that may or may not be part of this
world. Ted "Buffalo Bill" Levine turns up in a sizable supporting role playing yet another
weirdo. The visual presentation is every bit as annoyingly muddled as the plot,
as this focuses heavily on a found footage and pseudo-documentary presentation
at first and then suddenly ditches the first person camera perspective
altogether. For some reason not befitting the film itself, it was shot in
stereoscopic 3D. Actor Zachary (the new Spock) Quinto was one of the producers. [USA] [Rec'd by
sdaveak] ★1/2
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The Case of the Bloody Iris (1972; Giuliano Carnimeo) [Viewed Feb. 6]
Perché quelle strane gocce di sangue sul corpo di Jennifer? Watch this
giallo to find out. Or better yet, skip it and watch one of the similar,
more stylish and far superior films directed by Argento, Bava or Sergio Martino
instead. I think it's the writer in yours truly that prevents me from fully embracing this
kind of film (lord have mercy, what a terrible script!), and you can
find out why by reading the full review for this one RIGHT HERE. [Italy] [Rec'd
by Qwertyman3] ★1/2
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Deliria (Stage Fright) (1987; Michele Soavi) [Viewed March 19]
Been ages since I last saw this slasher-stalks-actors-in-a-theater flick, so it was a
nice revisit. I still don't think this is anything great (Argento's similar Opera from the same year is much better) but I did like it
slightly more the second time around and boosted my rating by a 1/2 star as a
result. There's an impressive stretch of style and suspense about an hour in
that makes the whole uneven thing worth sitting through all by itself. For the full
review click RIGHT HERE. [Italy] [Rec'd by DaveHedgehog] ★★1/2
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Entity (2012; Steve Stone) [Viewed March 30]
Seems like every other time I blindly watch a post-2010 horror flick it's
one of these found footage / faux documentary things about ghosts. Note to future filmmakers:
How bout we just move on to something else already? "Darkest Secrets" host Kate
Hansen (Charlotte Riley) and her two-man crew (Rupert Hill, Oliver Jackson), along
with a psychic (Dervla Kirwan) and a Russian guide (Branko Tomovic), venture
deep into the Serbian forest where human remains were discovered years earlier.
They all end up in an abandoned military hospital, some CGI-enhanced vengeful spirits show up and they're never heard from again. Dammit, why can't something like that happen to Zak Bagans? Reasonably good acting and an atmospheric shooting location help,
but it continually and disappointingly downplays the creep factor in favor of
cheap, obvious jump scares achieved primarily through sudden loud noises. Hey...
what's down that corridor? BANG!!! Gotcha, didn't I? That aside, the major issue
with this one - which is slapped together with some competence - is that we've seen
the same exact thing too many times before and the makers of this one don't do a
damn thing to spice this dreary, derivative thing up. [UK] [Rec'd by
Shadowplayed] ★★
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Eyes Behind the Wall (1977; Giuliano Petrelli) [Viewed Feb. 2]
Originally L'occhio dietro la parete, this bizarre Italian thriller
is often classified as a giallo even though it is not. This is more kinky
psychological thriller (with almost no violence to speak of) starring John
Phillip Law as a sexually confused loner with a dangerous streak who's eyed by a
pair of married landlords (Fernando Rey, Olga Bisera) that are as screwed
up as he is and have a thing for spying on their tenants' private moments using
one of the most amazing periscopes ever seen. For a peep into the action, take a
gander RIGHT HERE. [Italy] [Rec'd by emertens] ★★1/2
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Isolation (2005; Billy O'Brien) [Viewed Jan. 30]
Creature Features these days tend to fall into two distinct categories:
ones that refuse to take themselves seriously and are hoping to spin their
clichéd plots, over-worked stock characters and terrible CGI special effects
into forced camp (i.e. SyFy Channel crap) and ones that go a completely
seriously route and want to be taken seriously. This one falls into the latter
camp. It focuses on a financially-strapped Irish farmer (John Lynch) who allows a scientist (Marcel Iures) to perform genetic research (uh oh) on cattle on his remote farm, leading to
some nasty monstrosities. Mutant cow fetuses? Yup. This darkly-photographed
film (which sometimes utilizes the dreadful shakycam technique) is extremely derivative of the first two Alien movies and
Carpenter's The Thing (1982), and though it adequately builds tension and
a palpable sense of - ahem! - isolation during the first hour, it begins to fall
apart toward the end. Still, it's watchable and well-made all the same. The cast
is quite good and the characters are reasonably well-developed and likable. Thumbs
up as well to the old school creature fx designed by Bob Keen. [UK] [Rec'd by
Shadownplayed] ★★1/2
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Fährmann Maria (Ferryman Maria) (1936; Frank Wisbar) [Viewed Jan. 30]
A strong-willed, independent young woman
named Maria (Vampyr co-star Sybille Schmitz) arrives in a small village,
takes a job working a hand-pulled ferry, falls in love with a local man and is
eventually faced with making the ultimate sacrifice after a black-clad
embodiment of death moves into the picture. This was one of the last films of
the German Expressionist movement and, like many other films of its type, is a
beautifully-made melodrama with striking imagery and an eerie bent to it.
Photography, scene framing and the outdoor shooting locations are all superb.
After the Nazis gained power in Germany, Wisbar came to the Hollywood and re-filmed
this same story for Poverty Row studio PRC in 1946. That film - Strangler of
the Swamp - was a reasonably good effort inside its budget limitations, but
I prefer the real outdoor scenery / locations and leisurely, dreamy pace of this
original to the foggy sets and rushed melodrama of the later version. Fahrmann
also packed more of a dramatic punch for this viewer, with a luminous central
performance from its leading lady. [Germany] [Rec'd by jdidaco] ★★★
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Lorna... the Exorcist (1974; Jesus Franco) [Viewed Feb. 7]
It's directed by Franco and stars Lina Romay, so you pretty much
know what to expect with Les possédées du diable: tons of light XXX-y
nudes and other "sexy" stuff. But to say just that is not giving the film
itself its full due. It's a sleaze fest, for sure. It even goes to some
unintentionally comic lengths just to be sleazy. However, it's also saturated
with a wonderfully hypnotic vibe that lifts it up and above the norm for this
kind of thing. Full review and virgin-blood-covered-dildo screenies are RIGHT HERE, pervs. [France] [Rec'd by shaza123] ★★1/2
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Neon Maniacs (1986; Joseph Mangine) [Viewed March 16]
Maniacs presents a multitude of murderous mutant bad guys on the
loose in San Francisco that are interesting in costume, but not in concept.
Though slathered in hokey 80s charm, complete ineptitude at telling a coherent
story ultimately knocks this down into "It should have been so much more fun
than this" territory. For a full list of things I'm still contemplating after
watching this mess a few weeks ago, consult the full recap RIGHT HERE. [USA] [Rec'd
by Hellraiserdisciple] ★1/2
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Odd Thomas (2013; Stephen Sommers) [Viewed March 17]
The Mummy Returns. Van Helsing. G.I. Joe: The Rise of
Cobra... The type of soulless titles churned out by the Hollywood
machine that send shudders down the spines of many film fans? Sure, but they all
have another thing in common: each were made by Stephen Sommers. When I saw
Sommers' name on the list of films for the challenge, I couldn't help but utter "Bleh."
However, I'm happy to report that Odd Thomas is easily his best film to
date. Well actually, it may be his only good film to date, but let's just forget
that little detail for now. Anton Yelchin (the Fright Night
remake) takes on the title role as a young small town cook with an extrasensory
gift that allows him to see dead people and *other* things like vulture-like harbingers of death called "bodachs" that show up in droves any
time mass carnage is anticipated... a slew of which have just recently shown up
in town. Odd must find out why or many will die. I've never read the Dean R. Koontz series this was based upon so
I can't account for accuracy, but this film adaptation (which has echoes of such
films as Ghost, The Frighteners and The Sixth Sense) is
highly entertaining, deftly combines action, horror, thrills and laughs with a
little bit of heart and is nicely performed by most of the cast; particularly
the lead and Willem Dafoe as a detective. If there is one grievance I
have about the film, it's the dialogue. Much of it is of the "let's be hip and clever and show how witty we are 24/7" school; sometimes it works but at other times it feels forced and unnatural. Aside from that, a surprisingly
good effort from an unexpected source. The sad epitaph of this
27-million-budgeted film's quiet ushering out onto DVD earlier this year is that
while it's far and away the best thing Sommers has ever done, it's now also
destined to become his least financially successful. So much for actually being
rewarded for fine work. [USA] [Rec'd by sdaveak] ★★★
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Open Grave (2013; Gonzalo López-Gallego) [Viewed Jan. 31]
A man (Sharlto Copley) awakens in a pit full of corpses, makes his
way to a house and discovers other partial amnesia victims (including Thomas Kretschmann) who have no
clue who they are, where they're at or how they even got there. Tensions rise,
paranoia and suspicion take hold, everyone attempts to find out what's going on,
some are killed and there are also "infected" zombie-like folks lurking about.
What we have here is pretty much just a retread of 28 Days Later...
(2002), disassembled and reconstructed in an attempt to draw attention
away from the blatant similarities. It starts out on an intriguing note
as we - along with the characters - wonder just what's going on and it also ends
rather intriguingly, but the trip there is as tedious
and boring to sit through as the whole film's washed-out grey / blue / black
color palette is to look at. Though well-crafted in a medium-budget kind of way,
this comes off like its creators came up with good opening and closing scenes
and then just threw every other cliché in the book into the middle to lead it from Good Set Piece A to Good Set Piece B. And it's this entire uninspiring
mid-section that drags this thing down to the point where I (and no doubt many
other viewers out there) are barely even gonna care how things pan out by the time
they do. The cast often seems awkward (not surprising considering this is an American production from a Spanish director filmed in Hungary and boasting leads from Germany and South Africa trying to talk "American" [!]), the dialogue is sometimes awful and plot developments stall out after the first reel, causing the action to become highly repetitive soon after. Open Grave is going to appeal
mostly to those not all that well-versed (or worn out by) the 'apocalyptic
living dead' sub-genre. For others, this is the very definition of uneven and
mediocre. [USA] [Rec'd by sdaveak] ★★
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There's Nothing Out There (1991; Rolfe Kanefsky) [Viewed Feb. 9]
I revisited this very low-budget horror / monster movie spoof for the
first time since childhood a few months back... and still haven't completed my
full review of it yet, but expect one here soon. How has it held up over the
years? Fairly well actually. This tale of three couples and the obligatory third wheel encountering an alien menace while at a cabin in the woods still provides plenty of chuckles and does a nice balancing act between being trashy / exploitative and lighthearted / goofy.
It's also amazing how blatantly obvious it is that Kevin Williamson lifted his
"Randy" character for Scream (1996) directly from this movie. I'll be getting on
that longer review... [USA] [Rec'd by ElijahCSkuggs] ★★1/2
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Wild Beasts (1984; Franco Prosperi) [Viewed March 16]
Hallucinogenic drugs get into the water supply. Animals drink it. Animals
go buck wild. Animals escape from zoo. Animals start killing people. If you're
interested in reading more, then consult the pachyderm-head-squishin,'
cheetah-car-chasin,' polar-bear-clawin'-dance-teachers,
rats-consuming-kittens-and-naked-teens belve feroci action RIGHT HERE.
[Italy] [Rec'd by ninjas-r-cool] ★★
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Until next time friends...
STATS (as of April 1):
FTV (First Time Views): 35
Repeat Views: 2
Total: 37 / 186