Ratings Key

= Excellent. The best the genre has to offer.
1/2 = Very Good. Perhaps not "perfect," but undoubtedly a must-see.
★★★ = Good. Accomplishes what it sets out to do and does it well.
★★1/2 = Fair. Clearly flawed and nothing spectacular, but competently made. OK entertainment.
★★ = Mediocre. Either highly uneven or by-the-numbers and uninspired.
1/2 = Bad. Very little to recommend.
= Very Bad. An absolute chore to sit through.
NO STARS! = Abysmal. Unwatchable dreck that isn't even bad-movie amusing.
SBIG = So Bad It's Good. Technically awful movies with massive entertainment value.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Berserker (1987)

...aka: Nordic Curse, The

Directed by:

Jef Richard
While camping in the woods, three teen couples are killed by a possessed mountain man. The killer dons a bear suit, offs most of the victims by clawing them to death and is the victim of a Nordic curses (explained by prolific B/cult actor George “Buck” Flower in a brief appearance). A little blood and a little nudity don't save this from being a complete bore.

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